Four PoV
This is going to take a while. Jace and Alec are arguing.
"ENOUGH!" Sure enough, Clary broke it up.
"Guys, I don't need to jump with Jace, and I don't really want to. Sorry Jace."
"Thank you Clary. Okay, so we just come over here, and jump down. I will go first, then Will. Kay? C'mon Will."
"Kay Four." I swung my leg over the short wall. "Here I go. Don't be scared to jump, you won't die." And with that, I just squatted, and jumped as high as I could, flipped twice, and somersaulted backwards. When I hit the net, I rolled off. Will came down yelling "DAUNTLESS FOR THE WIN!" And holding his shirt above his head. I helped him off the net and he pulled his shirt back on. I assume he took it off before the jump.
"Really Will? You just had to shout that in front of the shadowhunters."
"Yes. I had to." I heard someone coming down. It was Jace.
"Oh hello Goldie Locks."
"Really?"
"Yes." I helped him off the net. Then Chris came down shrieking with laughter.
"Wow. It's raining people." Jace remarked.
"Oh, you should see it on Choosing Day. All the new initiates come down, some screaming." And with that, Clary came down screaming through the roof.
"I got her!"
"Jace NO!" When Jace tried to pull the net down, the whole net collapsed. "Great. Just great Jace." Tris was coming. Shit I thought. I ran under Tris, and caught her.
"DON'T JUMP! THE NET'S DOWN!" Thank goodness Uriah heard me. As I worked to set the net back up, Tris held the flare gun. When we finished she shot a flare to up to Uriah. Magnus came down laughing just like Chris. Alec came down looking like a kid who regretted his decision badly. But, he was smiling a bit. Izzy floated down calmly, and Uriah came down last.
"Follow me!" I started to run to the apartment I share with Tris. Apartment B-10*. I go in, and find Zeke, Shana, Peter, Marlene, Eric, and Tori sitting down chatting.
"I have new friends!"
"I heard. Are they Dauntless?"
"No Zeke. They're shadowhunters."
"Ooh, cool! Are they a band or something?"
"No, they kill demons and protect us."
"I've never seen them before."
"Yeah, they are invisible to humans when they want to."
"Wait, you make it sound like they're not human..." Zeke has a "their creepy..." face. He starts to move and bumps Eric.
"Zeke, don't freak, their half human half angel, and they're just as normal as us. Um, just maybe not Magnus..."
"Hey!"
"I'm sorry, but," I leaned over and whispered into his ear. "I dont want them to freak out and all that."
"Okay, I'm trusting you." Zeke still didn't look that sure.
"Kay, guys, this is Zeke, Uriah's big bro, Tori, Shauna, Marlene, and Eric, who's a Dauntless leader."
"Why don't I get introduced?"
"Cause we already know you Peter."
"Thank you Magnus. Let's sit in a circle." We sit in a circle
"Okay, Blondie, Candor or Dauntless?"
"Zeke, my name is Jace. Dauntless."
"I dare you to...call Valentine and sing...Angel With a Shotgun."
"HOW IN THE NAME OF THE ANGEL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT VALENTINE?!"
"Security cameras."
"FOUR!"
"What? They must've installed cameras and microphones in the trains without my permission."
"Okay, well the game ends when someone is either naked, flat out drunk, or laid. If you don't want to do a dare, you have to take off a piece of clothing. Shoes and socks don't count."
"Okay fine. Gimme a phone." Eric threw his iPhone like a throwing knife. It flew the air so fast, as it went over Christina's head, it cut a little of her hair. Jace quickly lifted his hand and caught it. When he did, Eric looked up in surprisement. Jace leaned over to Clary and started to whisper in his ear.
Clary PoV
I typed in a phone number for Jace.
"Hello who is this?"
"They say before you start a war,
you better know what you're fighting for.
Well baby, you are all that I adore,
if love is what you need, a soldier I will be.
I'm an angel with a shotgun,
fighting 'til the war's won,
I don't care if heaven won't take me back.
I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe.
Don't you know you're everything I have?
..and I, wanna live, not just survive, tonight.
Sometimes to win, you've got to sin,
don't mean I'm not a believer.
..and major Tom, will sing along.
Yeah, they still say I'm a dreamer.
They say before you start a war,
you better know what you're fighting for.
Well baby, you are all that I adore,
if love is what you need, a soldier I will be.
I'm an angel with a shotgun,
fighting 'til the war's won,
I don't care if heaven won't take me back.
I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe.
Don't you know you're everything I have?
..and I, wanna live, not just survive, tonight." Wow. Jace sounds good. I've never heard him sing before.
"What the hell Jace?!"
"Shit!" Jace muttered.
"JACE WAYLAND/HERONDALE/LIGHTWOOD/MORGENSTERN! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND-" Jace hung up.
"Magnus..."
"Yeah Jace?"
"Can you ward this place to keep out Valentine and Sebastian? Like the whole city of Chicago?"
"Yeah."
"Thanks."
"Jace, what's the deal with this Valentine person? And why do you have so many last names?"
"He was my father for awhile...Long story. Uriah, Your turn. I don't feel like giving someone a truth or dare."
"Kay Jace. Will, whatcha want?"
"Dauntless all the way baby!"
"Kay, I dare you to," Uriah whispered something in his ear.
"HELL NO DUDE!" He ripped of his shirt.
"Four Candor or Dauntless?"
"Candor."
"Pansycake"
"Uriah!"
"Okay, what did you dare Will?"
"I dared him to get a tattoo of a unicorn under a rainbow on his butt." Everyone started laughing.
"Chris old faction or new one?"
"Old one."
"Have you ever had a boyfriend before Will?"
"Um, no.. Clary Candor or Dauntless?"
"Uh Dauntless."
"Play 7 minutes in Heaven with Jace."
"Um, Jace..."
"Sure why not." I dragged Jace into the closet.
"Okay, you two, time's up..." Tris was watching us kiss. It was kind of embarrassing. Jace quickly pulled away from me.
Alec POV
When Tris opened the closet door, Clary and Jace were still kissing. Eww.
"Alec? Hello?" I noticed Chris waving her hand in front of me.
"Uh yeah?"
"Truth or Dare?"
"Uh...Truth."
"How did you feel when you found out that Magnus liked you?"
"Um, elated?" Magnus was smiling and Eric was smirking.
"Eric Candor or Dauntless?"
"Dauntless"
"I dare you to sing We are Never Ever Getting Back Together to Lauren."
"Okay, Over intercom, phone, or in person?"
"Intercom." I have an evil grin on my face.
"Be back in a sec." He leaves. 4 min later we hear:
"Lauren I hope you're listening. This is Eric," Everyone in the compound freezes. The soundtrack started to play.
"I remember when we broke up the first time
Saying, "This is it, I've had enough," 'cause like
We hadn't seen each other in a month
When you said you needed space. (What?)
Then you come around again and say
"Baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change, trust me."
Remember how that lasted for a day?
I say, "I hate you," we break up, you call me, "I love you."
Ooh, we called it off again last night
But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together,
We are never ever ever getting back together,
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together
Like, ever...
I'm really gonna miss you picking fights
And me falling for it screaming that I'm right
And you would hide away and find your peace of mind
With some indie record that's much cooler than mine
Ooh, you called me up again tonight
But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never, ever, ever getting back together
We are never, ever, ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me (talk to me)
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together
Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Oh oh oh
I used to think that we were forever ever
And I used to say, "Never say never..."
Uggg... so he calls me up and he's like, "I still love you,"
And I'm like... "I just... I mean this is exhausting, you know, like,
We are never getting back together. Like, ever"
No!
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together
We, ooh, getting back together, ohhh,
We, ooh, getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me (talk to me)
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together"
Eric came back running, and we could hear two things: The entire compound laughing, and Lauren screaming bloody murder.
"Zeke whatcha want my man?"
"Candor."
"Do you love Shauna?" Zeke took his shirt off.
Tris Pov
"Tris Truth or Dare?"
"Dauntless."
"I dare you to spend 10 minutes in the closet with Jace. You don't have to do anything, just stand or sit in there with Jace."
"C'mon Pretty Boy."
"Tris, are you really going to do that?"
"Yes Four. It's not that bad." I pulled Jace over to the closet. This is going to be the longest 10 minutes ever.
"Hey how big is this closet?"
"Uh, Uriah and I once did Jump on It in Zeke and Uriah's closet, so big enough to do Hammer Time, Jump on It, Harlem Shake, Gangnam Style. I think there's a Psy costume in here."
"Do you know how to do Hammer Time?"
"Uh yeah, but we have a Psy costume...Let's do Gangnam Style."
"Sure why not." Jace puts the Psy costume on. I turned around, and 3 min. later he was Psy. We started to do the dance, when Clary and Chris came in. Chris had a cup of ...vodka? Clary looked kinda tipsy too.
"We came in to... what did we come in to do?" Chris was definitely drunk.
"We came in to uh,...tell them that they have 5 more minutes."
"Oh... Yeah. You guys have 5 more min left." Christina tips a bit.
"Ok, thanks Chris." She left with Clary. "Jace, Maybe you should change back." I turned around and waited until he finished.
"What do you want to do now?"
"Do you wanna build a snowman?"
"No Anna. I don't."
"Oh c'mon Elsa, you don't have to be a snowman."
"Go away Anna."
"Don't be anti-social Nico."
"Don't tell me what to do Bianca."
"Don't be a party pooper like Chrysaor."
"I know I may be golden, but I'm not that ruthless. Or a pirate child of Medusa and Pegasus."
"Octavian."
"I don't gut teddy bears, and I didn't kill Perry."
"Fine Edward."
"Only if you're Rose and Four's Emmett."
"In a way, you are like Edward and Clary like Bella. She was human, then you kinda dragged her into a different world."
"Yeah...Well, not really. Valentine dragged her into this."
"You're good at this."
"Yeah. I know."
"Seaweed Brain."
"Uh, Wise Girl, thanks, but no thanks. And I'm not Luke."
"Okay, Apollo."
"Hey! My poetry isn't that bad."
"Fine Jason. Izzy's almost like Silena."
"She's not a traitor, and I don't think she would protect Simon like that. Do you really think that I'm like Jason?"
"A little. Well our lives won't be like Rhea Silvia and Tiberius."
"Of course not. More like Percy and Annabeth."
"Already kinda is."
"You have a point."
"Maybe Alec can be like Nico."
"Uh, I think he already is, minus the anti-social. Well, he is kinda anti-social..."
"Hey! You can be like Will and Tessa minus Jem."
"You can be Charlotte and Henry."
"Well, Iz and Simon are nowhere near Jessamine and Nate."
"You got that right."
"Do you think that Riordan will destroy Percabeth in Blood of Olympus?
"Probably not. He would have a giant murderous horde on his hands. Anyway, this Annabeth found her Percy."
"Four?"
"Yeah. He may not have black hair, control over water, sea green eyes, or a magic sword, but he's still perfect."
"Just like this Jason found his Piper. She may be different, and not and not accept her beauty like Piper, but she's the one for Jason."
"Did you have a Reyna?"
"Yeah. Kaelie."
"Ah."
"I had a Rachel."
"Who?"
"Uh, Christina."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"So what do you think they're doing?"
"Judging by the quietness, and the sound of breathing, I think they're up against the door. Good thing it's practically soundproof. Four and I have some stuff in the closet..." I rooted around for a few seconds, then held up a plate triumphantly. "Like Dauntless cake!"
"What's that?"
"Each faction except Abnegation has a special treat. Abnegation is about selflessness, and having a treat would be selfish. Amity is their bread, never eat it, Erudite is this lemon fizzy water,"
"You mean soda?"
"Uh, I guess. I don't know what Candor has, but , and Dauntless has delicious chocolate cake." Four opened the door just as I gave Jace a piece of cake.
"Okay, time's up. Why are you eating my cake Tris?"
"Well Four, I found you secret closet stash. So I shared with Jace. He's never had Dauntless cake before, and you need to learn how to share your cake." I walked out and Jace followed.
"Peter, Candor or Dauntless?"
"Dauntless, I'm not scared of you Trissy-Poo."
"Izzy will put makeup on you blindfolded. You won't be able to take it off. Chris, can we use your makeup?"
"Yeah. Jace and Alec, can you come with?" The boys got up and followed us to apartment C-16.
"Okay, don't freak." I lead them into Chris and Will's apartment. Chris led Alec into her bathroom. I took Jace into her bedroom.
"Jace, you see that black box next to the bed?"
"Yeah. Pick it up." Jace leaned down and picked it up.
"Wow. this weighs like 5 pounds, just for makeup!" We met Chris and Alec in the hallway, and Alec had a purple box, and a green one.
"Wow that's a lot of makeup."
"Yeah, I like to have enough Jace." We walked the cart back to B-10. Magnus's eyes lit up when he saw it. Izzy flew over to it and started to make a list. She started making a mental list, and looked up after a few minutes.
"Okay, we're good." I blindfold Iz. I handed her a bright cherry red lipstick. She smears some on Peter's face.. I give her some waterproof mascara. It's pink... I give her blush, black eye shadow, eyeliner, and a eyebrow pencil. Peter had some lipstick on his mouth, and some all around it. He has eyeliner close to his eyes, but he has mascara in his eyebrows. The eye shadow was on his forehead , and the eyebrow pencil on his nose. Everyone was rolling around laughing.
"Okay..." Peter gritted his teeth. "Magnus, I dare you to throw a bag of glitter into a fire." Magnus has a horrified look on his face. All of a sudden, Will Herondale comes in. He randomly sits down in between Uriah and Christina.
"You are so evil Peter." He looks at Alec. "Can you be a good boyfriend and do this for me?"
"You have to do this yourself!"
"I hate you Peter."
"Are you a chicken?" Peter has an evil grin on his face.
"Or duck." Izzy smirks.
"Wait, a DUCK?!" Jace and Will are horrified.
"Yes I am!" Magnus grins evilly. Then he snaps his fingers and morphs into a duck. Jace screams and jumps onto Will's back, almost strangling him. Will squeals like a 5 year old girl. He attempts to judo-flip Jace off, but he only manages to pull his shirt over his head. Izzy glances at his chest. She seems to like what she sees.
Jace PoV
I was clinging to Will's back almost choking him. I shrieked when duck Magnus grew fangs.
"Very insulting to Simon, Magnus." Izzy sounded miffed. The duck Magnus just gives the Herondales a evil smile. He waddles over and opens his beak a little, implying that he would bite them.
"I DON'T WANT RABIES! I'M TOO YOUNG AND HANDSOME TO DIE!" Will was shrieking his head off.
"SO AM I!" Magnus was coming closer to Will and I.
"You will do my dare, unless you want to get bitten."
"Magnus, that's cheating."
"Thank you Tris!"
"Don't mention it." Magnus gives Tris a look and changes back into himself. He conjures a fire and a bag of glitter. He gives a sad look at the glitter and tosses it into the fire."
"Happy now you vindictive little bastard**?"
"Yes. Yes I am."
"That was a bit to much." Will got p and walked out.
"Okay, Tori what do you want?"
"Dare." Magnus has a devil grin on his face.
"I dare you you to give Eric a lap dance."
"I hate you Sparkles." She walks over to Eric, who has a grossed out face. He closes his eyes while Tori gives him a lap dance.
"That was horrible. Marlene Candor or Dauntless?"
"Candor."
"How was your first date with Uriah?"
"How do you know about that?"
"Cameras everywhere."
"Oh great. Well, it was sweet and nice. Well, It's getting late."
"Okay, well Four and I get the master bedroom, our apartment, Clary and Jace can have the guest room, Magnus and Alec can have the second guestroom, Izzy can have the couch, Eric and Tori can go back to their apartments, Uriah, Zeke, Marlene, and Shauna can go back to Zeke's apartment, it's right next door. Oh yeah, Chris and Will can have the floor. Sorry guys. The apartment isn't meant for lots of people to stay over."
"It's okay Tris. It'll be like camping minus the tent, sounds of nature, and the stars."
"That's very positive Chris. Okay, goodnight everybody." Tris and Four go to the back bedroom. Tris shows Clary and I to our room, Alec pulls out the couch, while Magnus Portals to New York to grab all the our stuff. Chris and Will grab some blankets from the cupboard and Chris hands one to Izzy. Clary and I fall asleep long after everyone else.
Thank you guys for the reviews, you can review or PM me with any new truths or dares you might want. I can't post new chapters immediately, because it takes time to write a good chapter. I also am juggling another fanfic, and homework. I am very happy you guys like it though. Keep on reading fanpeople!
*Also, get it? Tris and Four share an apartment and it's called B-10?
**Remember? Magnus said that to Alec and Jace in the City of Bones. Except it was plural.