Disclaimer: I, once again, STILL own nothing!
A/N: I clearly have too much time on my hands.
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21) "Can you show me how to use your staff weapon?"
(First day on Earth and Ishta comes through! -Ferretti)
22) "Would you like to see where the command crystal goes?"
(Good work Felger! -Cam)
23) "Want me to make you see stars?"
(How is it that Sheppard submitted one from across the universe? -Carter)
(I have no idea. -Walter)
24) "How do you say "Your place or mine?" in Ancient?"
(Jack, you have now successfully made everyone of my female staff blush. -Daniel)
(Sweet...)
((A/N: This one is from Shell Lee. Nice work! When you make the author snort, you know you have talent!))
25) "You must have gone through the Stargate too many times. There are stars in your eyes."
(Didn't Simmons use that one on me at that Generals' retirement party? -Carter)
(Yeah, and right in front of me! -Jack)
(Is he trying to get his ass kicked? -Daniel)
26) "If we get infected with some wacky behaviour-changing virus, wanna meet in the change room?"
(You jump your C.O. ONCE and your "team mates" never let you live it down! -Carter)
(Teal'c you are soooo dead once she finds you! -Jack)
((A/N: Thanks to MEPutney for these next two! I think you just became my hero!))
27) "Please tell me your name is Dorothy 'cause with beauty like yours, I sure as HELL can't be in Kansas any more!"
(Submitted by Janet Frasier, on behalf of O'Neill. Because, he was too busy with Carter to do it himself.)
(You would be too if you had a gorgeous blond in front of you! -O'Neill)
28) "I was good enough for the Ori to have there baby, how about we have one together?"
(Ori? Baby? Won't that make you just an incubator? -Janet)
(Love you Janet, and thank so much. -Daniel)
(HUMFF! -Vala)
29) "Do regs count if we're out of the Galaxy?"
(I already tried that excuse. Didn't work. -Jack)
(Damn...-Sheppard)
30) "Are you an Ori? Because I would love to worship you all night."
(Oh. My. God. Daniel that is too funny! -Sam)
(I know! -Daniel)
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A/N 2: I'm gonna be out of town for the next 3 weeks, but I'll keep writing these and post them when I'm back! Now that that's out of the way... you know what to do! Hit the button and make me smile!