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Warnings: just some pure crack. Prowl confused.

"Prime, sir, can I talk to you for a second?" Prowl asked, confusion clear in his voice. Optimus, generally confused and amused by the whole situation, allowed the twitching datsun to enter his office.

"How may I help you, Prowl?" Optimus couldn't help but let his amusement show for a second as Prowl shifted akwardly.

"Why are people laughing whenever they contact me on comlink?" Prowl asked. His emotionless scale is down, confusion and sadness clear on his face. Optimus stood from his chair and placed a hand on Prowl's shoulder.

"Jazz had told me not to mention the song he had chosen for you to you, but I will give you a hint." Optimus leaned in close and whispered in Prowl's audio. "Lady." With that, Optimus stood and walked out of the office. Prowl took a moment to comprehend what Optimus had just said before running out of the office and heading to Jazz's quarters.

"JAZZ!" Prowl called, entering the room. Jazz's quarters were messy, as usual, but this time, the TIC was not there. "Jazz? Are you here?" Cautiously entering the room, Prowl looked around. Pictures and posters of bands and singers decorated the walls. 'Lady...something about a lady.' Prowl thought as he looked through the room once more. Music drifted from the washracks. Prowl immediatly pushed himself up against the nearest wall, listening closely as Jazz sung along to the lyrics.

I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me
Papa, paparazzi
Baby, there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be
Your papa, paparazzi

Prowl frowned. Was this song the one on his comlink? Or was this the person singing it? More confused, Prowl recorded the lyrics and ran out of the room before Jazz noticed he was there. He was going to find out what this song was, if it's the last thing he did.

(washracks)

Jazz grins, trying not to laugh as he head Prowl recording the song and heading out of the room. 'Prowler, your just playing my game! And it's about to get good!'

2 hints in this one! Sorry it's so late, and sorry it's so short! I promise the next chapter wont be so short! My mom's getting re-married tomorrow so I had to rush on this one! hehehe hope you enjoy!

oh, and thank you everyone who reviewed for the first 2 chapters! You're all great!