WHOOP…Time For a UPDATE!!!! 15 reviews I feel so loved…anyways yea sorry only limes for Kyuubi and Itachi, I lovers them both mucho but this is basically a Sasu/Naru NOT Ita/Kyu…I am mean ne? So…yea criticism accepted NO flames and you guys rock

WARNING: Sasuke and Itachi have funny minds and emotionless masks cuz' it's always damn funny. This Chapter will start off with Sasuke's POV starting like Naruto's. SAKURA BASHING and Lime ahead…. BEWARE MUHAHAHAHA!! Coughs cough o.O OKAY!!!

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Chapter 3: A look through Sasukes POV……

POKE….POKE…POKE….POKE… SLAP…. Sasuke opens his eyes, only to look into a red pair filled with amusement. Coal and ruby initiate a stoic staring contest, until Coal blinks.

"Hn. I see you have awakened otouto, ah?" Says Itachi flatly

"Why do you feel the need to poke and slap me until I awaken aniki?" questions Sasuke as a frown makes itself present on his face.

"It was either that or to suffocate you with your pillow, you kept moaning out in your sleep little brother." Itachi draws out as he watches his brothers face tinge pink. Silence ensued for a few moments, before they both noticed it was 7:00 A.M.

Sasuke gets up off his back and twists around to work out any kinks and sore spots. By now, Itachi has already gone down stairs, so he thought. Sasuke stands straight up and begins to walk out of his room down to the bathroom. 'That's weird, I feel kind of stiff. Shrugging it off, he languidly continues his 'trivial' adventure to the bathroom. Just as he reaches his pale hand out to the bathroom knob, his brother comes up behind him and speaks.

"By the way, otouto, nice morning wood, I remember you moaning in pain though, are you a sadist?" Itachi says. By now, Sasuke is sure his blush is worse than that quiet girl in his class could hope to have. (A/N: Guess who??) Then, Itachi did something so uncharacteristic for Uchihas; it made Sasukes whole body rack with shudders involuntarily. As Itachi continued the other direction to go downstairs, his laughter trailed its way with him loud and clear… Sasuke stood shock frozen in horror for a few moments, then snapped out of it and made a dookie in the bathroom. (A/N: Lmao, just playing.)

He then did what people do in a bathroom during morning hours, go pee, then take a shower. He stripped down until he was in his birthday suit. (A/N: a sight a lot of you wish to see, ne?) He made sure the bathroom door was securely locked in case his retarded (in his opinion) brother tried to open it. That wasn't the only reason though. You see my dear readers; Sasuke has a closet fear of R.H.A.S.G, which is short for Rapid Horny and Scary Girls phobia. He fears that one day, they'll find him and take turns brutally raping him. Sasuke shook his head; his imagination was starting to get out of hand, or was it? Again, he shakes his head, his glossy blue/black locks moving with it. Our favorite emo boy moved over the shower curtains and stepped in the shower. He then proceeded to reach for the cold water nozzle for the shower. A few minutes he found himself still standing there, freezing his ass off and a STILL pulsating erection, standing tall and proud to deal with. Damn it! I guess I'll have to try something else.

He changes the water temperature to hot, (cold was sure as hell not working!!) as he hisses in pleasure as the hot water hits his already burning appendage. Now, Sasukes not ignorant to masturbation, he never really had to perform the task before. He reaches down to it and grasps himself, then begins to slowly move his hand up and down. He bites his lip and his cheeks flush up a little as his stomach explodes with a pleasurable storm of fireworks. He begins to move his hand faster; he throws his head against the hot shower wall and moans through desperately clenched teeth. Sasuke starts panting as he swirls his finger around the big head of his penis. He feels more fireworks present in his stomach and pumps himself so fast it's almost abuse. He rolls his eyes into the back of his head and a moan sneaks out past his clenched teeth again and again. Then he shudders as cum flies out from his dick and he sees stars. He twitches as he rides through the rest of the orgasm, and watches the cum disappear in to the water. He sighs contently and continues through the rest of his shower. (which we will skip cuz' it's boring. XD)

Five minutes later he emerges from the shower and walks to his room, a towel around his waistline. He walks in and locks his door (for reasons we have been through before.) Sasuke continues to dry himself, and proceeds to walk over to his dresser. Emo boy opens it and picks out a black long sleeved shirt that says over his chest area 'I'm surrounded by dumb asses.' He picks out a loose fitting pair of jeans with ripped knees and a studded belt. A pair of black socks and dark blue converse high tops. His silky blue/black hair is in its usual sexy duck butt position. He strolls over to his huge mirror.

'Hn, perfect.' He thinks coolly to himself. (A/N: wow even in his own mind he says 'hn'…) 'Tralalala down the fucking stairs I go!' Sasuke thinks to himself as he walks down the stairs. Duck butt walks into the kitchen to see his brother reading some manga about a guy with dog ears. (A/N: Sasunaru plushy to who can guess which manga it is. ) Emo kid takes the seat across from his aniki and sees there are already fruit loops in front of him. 'I wanted lucky charms because there magically delicious, shimatta. He stops his cereal sulking to see his brother look up from his manga and wink at him. Sasuke tints pink again and sulks while glaring at his poor defenseless fruit loops. After a few minutes of glaring at them he gives up and trudges toward the front door, his brothers amused voice halts him though.

"Otouto Sasuke, I must request next time you play with yourself to moan a little quieter, you were quite vocal…." Sasuke face explodes red as he turns around and flips his brother off. He then picks up his backpack from the front door and slams the door shut very hard. Inner Itachi (A/N: imagine a chibi Itachi.) dances around in his mindscape screaming. 'Hahahahahaha, I knew if I winked at him he wouldn't eat them.' Inner Itachi squealed. Weasel boy got up and took his brothers fruit loops and began to eat them. Yummy.

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Sasuke walked down the block, his hands in pockets and glaring face to the floor. Standard sulk walk. He began to hear screaming and looked up to see the local crazy rich guy screaming out "69 69" on his green front lawn. (A/N: Kakashi plushy to all who know what this means.) Sasuke shakes his head in pity and continues walking. Soon, he's a few blocks away and just as he lifts his head, BAM! Someone hits into him. A/N: not repeating this scene that would be pointless. Go back to chapters one and two if you want to re-read it again)

As Sasuke continues walking, he smirks as he hears someone screaming about ramen in the distance. He walks up to the schools front where most of the population of kids stayed before the school bell rang. Duck butt scanned the crowd and found his friends Neji, Gaara, and Kankuro. He was about to head that way when he saw neon pink hair and heard a horrendously familiar squeaky voice. His number one fan girl, Haruno Sakura. Sakura has been harassing him (sexually too sometimes) since sixth grade. They're in ninth now. Sasuke shudders; he still remembers the day she pressed her paper made boobs on him. Even if they were real, didn't matter. He was pissed, the WHOLE girl population (excluding Temari, Tenten, Ino (after a while) and Hinata were obsessed with him. COULD KNOW ONE NOTICE HE WAS GAY!!! God….Sasuke sighs and composes himself. Emo boy walks stealthily past his group of friends and into the school to get a coke. He buys it and goes into bathroom to drink it. The onyx eyed boy snapped it open and sighs when the cool liquid touches his dried lips and makes its way down his throat. When he's finally done drinking it, the school bell rings signaling it's time for homeroom. Sasuke throws out the empty soda can and leisurely strolls down the school hall. No need to rush after all, his teacher is always late and a pornographic reading freak.

As he reaches the classroom door, Duck butt hears a harpies shrieking. 'Oh Joy, Sakura didn't die yet!' Sasuke thinks miserably. He visibly prepares his ears and body for squealing and fake boobs. Sasuke opens the door and walks in. Two steps later, Sakura is clinging to his arm like a thirsty leech. "SASUKE-KUUNNNN!!!!" He cringes and looks up when he hears a gasp. "Oh my, who do we have here?" Sasuke smirks as he sees the same cute blonde boy from before stand up and yell.

"TEME!" The boy flails his arms and points an accusing finger at him. Sasuke smirks and speaks.

"Hn. DOBE."

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OKAY ANOTHER CHAPTER IS DONE!!!! WHOOP! Oh yea, MY first LIME!!! Review please ….

JA ne!!!!