Sorry for not updating sooner. My mom decided to divorce her fifth husband. Is there A law against how many husbands you can have? I certainly hope so, because I think my moms going to the guineas world records here. lolz
BPOV
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
I groaned and hit the snooze button on my alarm clock. I rubbed my eyes trying to keep them open for more than five seconds. I sat up to see Rose passed out on her bed still in her clothes from last night and Alice asleep on the table. I quietly made my way to the shower. I knew If I woke up Rose at this hour I would have to deal with a hell bitch.
I let the shower loosen the knots in my neck and back. Then I remembered last night and groaned. I can't believe that I did that. I mean it's so not... me. I stepped out of the shower anticipating the day to come. Today was my official first day of school. great. Just fanfreakingtastic.
Just at I walked out of the bathroom my stomach growled at the smell of blueberry pancakes. Alice is up, the only thing she knows how to cook is Blueberry pancakes. I smiled at the irony, because thats the only thing I can't cook with out completely messing them up. How you can mess up pancakes I don't know, but I can manage the impossible.
"Hey." I said as I stuffed a pancake into my mouth. "Hungry?" I nodded. "Good, Cause I really don't want to eat all of these." She held out two plates filled with pancakes.
"Good God. Alice do you even measure the amount of ingredients you put in there?" "No." Well that explains why the pancakes taste alot like flour.
"So do you think you'll ever talk to Edward again?" I was startled by her question. "I don't know. Do you think you'll ever talk to him?" She thought about it then nodded. "Why?" I asked. "Because he's my brother. I'll talk to him again eventually."
I smiled when I saw a half awake Rose walk into the kitchen and slam her head down on the table. "Well hello to you to Rosie." She groaned, Thats her way of saying hi in the morning. "Rose I'm gonna have to set your alarm for seven."
"You do that and I'll personally slit your throat." she replied. Defiantly not a morning person. "Rose If you eat two pancakes I'll let you and Alice dress me for today." Rose immediately stuffed two pancakes in her mouth then pulled me into the bathroom. Where she already had a skirt and a tank top laying out.
I sighed. I knew they were going to dress me anyways. Why fight it? They're gonna win anyways.
EMPOV
I woke up surprisingly earlier than Edward and Jasper. I told them once in third grade that if I ever woke up before them I would wake them up. So I got up and quietly, well what I call quiet, and filled a bucket full of water. He he.
I then walked over to Jasper, my partner in crime, and shook him awake. "Jazz. Come on Jazz. Wake up or I'll steal your civil war book collection." Jasper jumped outta bed and almost made me spill the water. He rubbed his eyes and said, "What the hell. How did you wake up before me?" "I got my ways."
"Come on we gotta wake Eddie boy up." I smiled and Jasper looked at me like I was crazy. I grabbed my car keys and cell phone as Jasper ran over to the door getting ready to book it out of here."Oh Eddie. Eddie boy. Wake up sweet heart." He groaned and threw a pillow at us, just asking for it.
"Come on Eddie. We have to pay Lauren a visit today. You know how she gets." He groaned again. This time I threw the the water on him and ran out of the door.
"Emmett your gonna die!" I heard Edward yell. Oh no. When Edward gets mad there's gonna be some major payback.
EPOV
I heard a thunderous Emmett make his way out of bed. I didn't want to get up. After the girls ditched us last night we pretty much got fucked up. So I had a major hangover this morning.
"Oh Eddie. Eddie boy. Wake up sweet heart." I heard Emmett say in a Lauren like voice. I threw a pillow at him. "Come On Eddie. We have to pay Lauren a visit today. You know how she gets." I groaned again. God I hate that stupid stalker. Then I felt soaked. I jumped out of bed just in time to see Emmett and Jasper run out of the door.
"Emmett your gonna die!" I yelled then ran after them.
Sorry for the short chappy. My mom woke up crying again. Great. Now I have to deal with a hysterical mother and a mad baby. Wonderful. Just wonderful.