A/N:

OH NOSE! NAFFY'S COMING BACK IN THREE DAYS! *runs around screaming, making family very concerned*

So here's what we're going to do. It would be unfair to the story, and unfair to you guys, if I just duct-taped on an ending that wasn't all that great just to meet the deadline. So if I get it done in time, GREAT! If I don't... well at least I did this much.

And By the way, have I done a disclaimer yet? URG! I always forget those.

Disclaimer: I am only in charge if moose invade my house. Oh, and aren't I little YOUNG to be owner of Hetalia? Yes, yes I am.

NID WYF yn HETALIA HUN! Ma ei oma HETALIA! NEM SAJÁT Hetalia! Jeg eier ikke HETALIA! I DO NOT OWN HETALIA!

[And this seems like it would be larger, as it is more than 1,800 words, but as I look it over, I only hope it is enough!]

The Host Club Field Trip

"I LOVE UNICORNS TOO!" Kyoya walked up to Hunny's table just in time to hear Lilly's excited shout.

"If you don't mind" The Shadow King looked disaproving of her outburst, and Lilly was entirely shamed. "Lilly. You have a guest."

Everyone was staring at a small Japanese man that had just entered the room. "Konichiwa (sp?). I am looking for Lilly Zwingli...?"

"Kiku!" Lilly flounced over to her fellow nation, who was blushing under the gaze of so many people. "I thought you were out with... Heracles"

"Oh." Kiku blushed more as his boyfriend was brought up. "Ah... I was with him this morning, but I got a worried call from your brother and offered my assistence in helping find you." The Host Club was still staring at them, waiting to see what would happen next.

"Oh no! Bruder is worried! Where is he, Kiku?" Lilly suddenly felt very guilty eating cake and socializing while her wonderful big brother was calling in favors just to find her.

"He is in the Main Lobby, and I am afraid for the school administrators down there that are being yelled at. Thank goodness he has not taken his gun out yet, but I feel he is about to." Kiku nervously edged towards the door. "We must go. Now."

"Let's all go!" Tamaki finally spoke up (unfortunately...). "I could help smooth things out with my charm!" The rest of the hosts groaned and rolled their eyes as the fangirls swooned.

"It's actually not a bad idea." Surprising everyone, Kyoya spoke up. "Tamaki's father is probably one of those school administrators, and if there is a possible threat of a weapon, Hunny and Mori should go as well. I should probably go to supervise, and if I go, I can't trust the Twins to be alone with Haruhi, so it's just best we all go."

In the face of this sound logic, no one could protest when Tamaki gleefully announced: "IT"S A HOST CLUB FIELD TRIP!"

(BTW, Just discovered this page break thing ^ O.O)

It took a while to get everything ready to go, since Tamaki insisted he needed primping to be his most charming, even though Kyoya pointed out that it would be old men that he was charming, not young girls. Hunny and Mori also changed into something a little easier to move in, in case they would have to fight, even though Lilly kept insisting they wouldn't.

When they finally left the room (With a trail of fangirls after them... O.O) 30 minutes had passed, and Japan looked very worried. They paraded down the stairs, Tamaki in front.

Lilly was surprised by how close she was to the Main Lobby, unknowingly. It was almost comical. As soon as they entered the lobby, Lilly braced herself for her bruder's loud yells, but surprisingly, the only thing in the room was a group of pale-faced school administrators.

"Where's' Bruder?" Lilly asked, vocalizing the group's thoughts. One of the administrators came forward.

"Oh dear. Tamaki. Why did you kidnap Ms. Zwingli?"

"It's not like that father!" Tamaki looked panicked. 'Why would he think that?' He panicked.

"Ms. Zwingli came to our club looking for her brother, but since we didn't know where he was, we advised her to stay at the club until four o'clock, at which time we would have Haruhi escort her down to the Main Lobby, where the tour usually ends." Kyoya came to his boyfriend's aid, trying to calm Mr. Suoh.

"And you didn't think Mr. Zwingli would NOTICE his sister's absence?" Mr. Suoh critisized. "It was overall not a well thought out plan."

"We thought that having her stay in one place would be a good idea, since we might never have found her again if we just let her wander the school" Kyoya rebuddled calmly. "That way, once her brother found out she was missing, we could simply return her without the hassle of a full-blown search."

"Well perhaps it seemed like a smart idea at the time, Otori" Mr. Suoh tried to regain his position as the smarter adult. "But Somehow, you must have missed something, because Vash Zwingli just pulled a gun on us and raced into the bowels of the school."

"Oh no! Bruder!"

It took a lot of convincing, but Lilly and the host club finally pursuaded the school administrators not to send armed guards after Vash. Lilly didn't know what to do, but she knew that if anyone other than herself approached her frantic brother, it would be bad for them all.

"Kyoya." She turned to the level-headed boy for advice. "Is there any way we can look for bruder without involving these people?" Already three steps ahead of her, Kyoya took out his cell phone.

"Gentlemen." He addressed the small bickering crowd in front of him. "Why doesn't Ms. Zwingli just call her brother and tell him to meet her in the Main Lobby."

"But he doesn-" Lilly tried to explain that Vash had put his phone on mute for the tour, but Kyoya cut her off. While their backs were turned under the pretense of typing in the number, he explained his plan.

"Just pretend to call him." He handed her the phone. "Be convincing."

Taking the phone, she thought of what she would say. "Hi, Bruder! It's me, Lilly. ... Yes. I am okay. ... No, I promise! ... These people have been so very helpful! ... I'm so sorry, Bruder! ... Yes, It won't happen again. ... Okay. ... In the Main Lobby. ... Okay. ... Yes. ... Bye, Bruder." Lilly was surprized at how naturally she filled the blank spots in her head. She could easily imagine his reactions and questions and everything. Handing the phone to Kyoya, she gave him a look that clearly said 'So what now?'

Kyoya took the hint, and Quickly reassured the school administrators that he would stay with Lilly until her brother came, and that they could all return to their important jobs without any worries. Most were relucent to see Mr. Zwingli - and his gun - again, and gladly obliged, but Mr. Suoh stayed.

"Tamaki. I cannot have you and your friends put in charge of someone as important as Ms. Zwingly. I ask you to stand aside and allow me to wait with Lilly. Go back to your day." He easily parted the group standing in between him and Lilly, but then he got to the 5 foot line. If anyone thought Lilly was only wary of younger men, they were mistaken.

Mr. Suoh was on his back in a matter of seconds, writhing in pain. Lilly looked innocent and shy as the Club stared at her.

"I do not know this man." She stated simply, brushing unseen dust off the front of her dress. Mr. Suoh, as he was not as agile or as healthy as his son, was out cold.

"Well at least that solves out problem, though Kimi could have been a bit easier on Mr. Zwingli's rising debt in medical bills." Kyoya muttered.

"What?" Asked a confused Haruhi, who had been close enough to the Shadow King to hear the statement.

"Oh nothing." He brushed it off, moving to a worried Tamaki's side as his boyfriend hovered over the knocked out adult on the floor. [BTW, I am Kimi-chan, but Yoyo (Kyoya :3) calls me Kimi What did you expect? Kyoya knows EVERYTHING... O.O]

"YOYO! Is he hurt!" Tamaki wailed as he fluttered around his unconscious father. The aforementioned 'Yoyo' was already checking for damage.

"He's unconscious, and may suffer a concussion, but other wise, he should be fine." Kyoya comforted his anxious boyfriend. "Let's move him onto the bench."

Mori took this as his clue, and he raised Mr. Suoh to the more-comfortable bench that Lilly had just been sitting on.

"Well then. Now that that's taken care of." Kyoya spoke to the discombabulated group while still writing in his notebook. "Tamaki...?"

"Oh. Right." Their King collected himself and went on with the regular business. "It is our duty to bring justice to the world! We shall rejoin this little girl to her brother! We shall call it: OPERATION RETURN LILLY BACK TO HER BROTHER!"

"Where he comes up to these names, I will never know." Haruhi mumbled sarcastically, causing Lilly to giggle. As usual, Tamaki was sharing his highly improbable plan that included a llama and an army of mongeese. The first plan was always so... vague.

"Ahem..." The forgotten Japanese man cleared his throat to make his presence known. The slim blonde who was apparently named Tamaki seemed very much like both Alfred and Francis, and since he would go to neither for a smart and sensible plan, he decided to step in. "Lilly knows her brother best. Why don't you ask her where he would be?"

Everyone turned to look at Lilly.

"Umm..."

Well that was fun! Two/one day, so I better make this chapter count! I won't be able to crank out another chapter until Wednesday, because I have family functions all weekend in Connecticut, but at least I got this done, at 1:40am, while sitting in a hotel room in Connecticut. I will have bags under my eyes at my cousin's First Holy Communion for you guys, so BE APPRECIATIVE!

Hope you like it, and tell me if you do! (or don't...)