"OH MY FUCKING GOD, HARRY! WAHT DID YOU SAY?!" Hermione screamed at Harry.

"I said it's time for dinner." said Harry.

"Well let's go then." said Harry quietly.

"ALRIGHTY!!" said Neville.

So Hermione, Harry and Neville went through the entrance hall into the great hall and walked up to the Gryffindor table. It was roast artichoke for dinner.

"YUMMY!!" roared Neville.

He quickly sat down, and started shoving cutlery into his mouth.

"GO, MAN, GO!" screamed Harry.

"What the fuck?!" exclaimed Hermione.

"That's ma man!" said Harry.

"What in the world have you two been smoking?!" said Hermione.

"MARIJUANA, of course." said Harry.

Harry and Hermione sat down next to Neville at the Gryffindor table. Neville had finished shoving cutlery into his mouth. He was now sculling pumpkin juice straight out of the jug.

Harry was roaring with laughter.

"He's drinking pumpkin juice!!" he said, "Oh my fucking god, that's so FUNNY!!!!"

"Erm...where did you get the weed from?" Hermione asked Harry. Harry had calmed down now. Neville had finished drinking the pumpkin juice.

"You know the bush that me and Neville were fighting in?" said Harry, "It was a pot bush!"

Harry and Neville both burst out laughing, and then Neville shoved a goblet into his mouth.

Then Hermione started laughing too. Harry was getting hysterical.

Neville spat the goblet out of his mouth and it flew across the great hall towards the Slytherin table.

Hermione and Neville stopped laughing.

"Oh shit..." she said quietly.

Harry was still laughing hysterically.

The goblet hit Draco Malfoy right between the eyes.

"OW!" yelled Draco. "WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT?!"

"I SAPATTIT ATCHOO!!!" screamed Neville, in slurred words.

He was now blind drunk, god only knows how.

"YOU FUCKI BITCH!!" Draco screeched back at Neville.

But Neville just laughed.

"DON'T YOU CALL MA MAN A FUCKI BITCH, YOU FUCKI BITCH!!" Harry roared through his hysterical laughter. He went over to the Slytherin table and shoved Draco in the chest.

"FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!" yelled Percy Weasley.

And it was on. A huge crowd gathered around Harry and Draco.

"You're goin' down!" said Draco.

But Harry was too busy laughing hysterically to hear what Draco said.

Draco moved in for the nipple crunch.

Harry stopped laughing.

"EEEEEEEEEK!!" he screamed.

And then he fainted.

"WIMP!!" shouted Neville.

The crowd around Harry and Neville seperated and returned to their seats.

"What a gyp!" said Percy Weasley.