Chapter 3: Ash Ketchum is a WHAT!

May waited for her computer to load so she could search up Ash Ketchum on Facebook. They could become friends and everything. May watched excitedly as the page was almost done loading, but then the screen went green and in blue words, the words "EPIC FAIL" scrolled across the top.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" she screamed throwing her hands up into the air. Why did everything she do have to be an epic fail?

Flashbacks

May tried to get toothpaste out of the tube. Marley popped his head through the door just as a bunch of toothpaste squirted out. "EPIC FAIL, Wednesday!"

She tried running to school after her car broke down in the middle of the road. "BARK BARK," Drew barked.

May wasn't even doing anything when the teacher said, "EPIC FAIL, FRIDAY!"

End of Flashbacks

Wait…since when did they start calling her days of the weeks? She sighed. If only life were simpler.

She jumped out of her chair and onto her trampoline. She threw her computer out the window and sighed. She took out her phone and took out a pair of glasses to help her read.

'Ash Ketchum' is what she put into the Google search bar and watched the results come up.

Pokemon, Shipping Wars, New Season, blah, blah, blah! Nothing pointed her out to the results she was looking for. So she decided to guess what he was.

He wears a lot of glitter.

He's beautiful.

He's useful in some ways.

His voice is high pitched….

OMG!

May had to tell him. She knew who he secretly was. And what he secretly was.

The next day, May stalked Ash the whole day long, until it came time to go home. Ash quickly turned around and smacked her in the face.

"Sorry. That's a habit for me. I always seem to know when someone is stalking me." May rubbed her face. "Yeah…." They were silent for a couple seconds, which turned to minutes, which turned to hours, which turned to days, and weeks and months, until finally in December when the snow covered the ground, May spoke up.

"I know who you are and what you are!"

Ash looked terrified and his eyes opened to the size of dinner plates. He tensed up for a second, before whispering. "What?"

May looked around waiting for the whole school to hear who Ash was and what he was.

"JUSTIN BIEBER!" Crickets chirped in the background before someone stepped on them. Ash shook his head.

"What! I'm not that girl!" May looked down confused. After all her calculations. She was wrong.

"I'm a Vampire. You know, the ones that sparkle and have weird hairstyles and star in their own books and movies?" May didn't know what he was talking about.

"Twilight? New Moon? Eclipse? Breaking Dawn?" she questioned herself as she looked through her astronomy book. "What are those?"

"Will you pay attention?" Ash murmured. May looked up from her book. "Oh. Sorry Justin Bieber. I know that's just you in disguise. Don't worry. Everyone is safe her at Sporks High."

Ash face palmed and walked away. May drove home that night smiling to herself over her greatest accomplishment. She listened to "Baby" afterwards. "Man. He does sound like a girl," she said to herself.

"Goodnight, Will."

Marley yawned before dragging himself into his room.

"It's MAY!"

Why did he have to start with the helping verbs?