Wild Fox Chapter 3, a ranma fanfic

WILD FOX

Chapter 2

Naruto x-over

Disclaimer- I don't own anything and wrote this out of my own boredom.

"BLAW"- Talking

-BLAW--Thinking

(BLAW)-Other speech

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(Ranma we need to have a little talk.) An eerie unknown voice said coldly.

(Please....Akane, let me sleep ten more minutes.) Ranma mumbled sleepily.

There was a moment of silence

(WAKE THE HELL UP!) The voice raged.

Ranma's eyes shot open, but saw nothing but a shadow of a women coming towards him and the sound of cracking knuckles. Nobody would hurt a baby right? Of course no one would hurt a baby. Yet, for some reason Ranma had a strange feeling he was in a world of pain.

Slowly the shadow over the women in front of him began to shrink and to Ranma's surprise he saw a gorgeous blond haired women. Her hair was loose and went down to her lower back. She had a killer hourglass figure and crimson eyes, that seemed all too familiar.

She was wearing a pair of baggy orange pants and an a orange jacket that seemed a little bit too big for her body. If glares could kill Ranma would have been shredded into millions of tiny bite size pieces. It was defiantly not a good sign.

(K….Kyuubi?) Ranma managed to whimper and just that he realised that he shouldn't be able to talk.

(Yes, RANMA?) Kyuubi replied in an all too sweet voice. For some strange reason Ranma began to feel nauseous.

(Kyuubi...You're a girl...who would of thought) Ranma managed to let out a bitter laugh.

(WHY YES I AM. Glad you noticed.) Kyuubi answered through her gritting teeth.

Ranma just stared silently at Kyuubi as her eye began to twitch ever so slightly. He couldn't help but to start sweat under flat stare.

(SO…..Where are we?) Ranma asked trying to act cool as he changed the subject.

(We're somewhere in your subconscious….Now back to the subject of me being a GIRL.) Kyuubi replied as she looked dead straight into Ranma's eyes.

(Okay.... sorry I didn't notice right away... I'm sorry if that damaged your feminine ego or whatever it's called.) Ranma said quickly as he shift his gaze.

(You've got to be kidding me......Are you some kind of idiot?) Kyuubi spoke sweetly, which made the insult a lot more painful for some odd reason.

(huh?) Was all Ranma could say as he stepped back slowly.

(Well…You….See….) Kyuubi began as she walk even closer to Ranma. Which each step she seemed more and more threatening

(I don't get.....it.) Ranma mumbled to himself as Kyuubi closed the gap in between them. Then a sudden thought went through his head.... He's been in this situation before and according to past experience it could only mean one thing....

(It's not that you're not pretty is just that I'm not looking right now.) Ranma said in a Panic as he watch Kyuubi's eyes narrow.

The was a moment of silence, a very awkward silence.

(I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU IDIOT!!! I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSE TO BE A GIRL!!!I'M SUPPOSE TO BE MALE YOU IDIOT!!MALE!!!) Kyuubi roared in disgust as she lifted Ranma up by his collar.

(Wha..) Ranma managed to speak.

(YOU KNOW THAT STUPID CURSE YOU HAD!!?? WELL IT DIDN'T JUST GO AWAY!!!) Kyuubi screamed.

Ranma managed to get out of Kyuubi's grip and get over the embarrassment of think that Kyuubi might be attracted to him as he stared silently at her as she fumed. Ranma's lip began to twitch slightly and then finally he was on the floor(?) laughing his head off.

(IF I COULD SURVIVE WITHOUT YOUR BODY I WOULD HAVE HAD YOU SKINNED ALIVE BY NOW!) Kyuubi growled as she glared at Ranma.

(Soo…how do you like being a girl. It's an experience only few lucky men get to experience.) Ranma asked with a huge grin on his face.

(THIS CURSE IS MESSING WITH MY MIND!!) Kyuubi roared as she gripped her head. Ranma's grin grew bigger.

(You know you make a pretty cute girl.) Ranma replied with a smirk.

(UP YOURS BRAT!!) Kyuubi sneered as she gave Ranma the middle finger.

(You know your cute when you're angry.) Ranma said thoughtfully as he gave Kyuubi a fake appraising look.

(You know if I didn't know that you were a evil fox demon and male I might have been interested.) Ranma said grinning like mad.

(Are you secretly gay or something.) Kyuubi raised her eyebrow and then muttered something about how it would explain so much.

(Not at all, I'm just so confident in my sexuality to make a comment like that..) Ranma stated cockily as he ignored Kyuubi's mutters.

Kyuubi raised an eyebrow as she waited for him to say another stupid statement. She really started wishing she should had left him in the pit to die a long painful death.

(Well…I guess I should that you for taking away my curse.) Ranma replied with a smirk, which annoyed Kyuubi to no end.

She was silent for a moment. Then she began.

(Well…Not exactly…..) Kyuubi answered with her own smirk.

Ranma quickly shot Kyuubi a look trying to read her thoughts, not really wanting to hear what she was going to say next. A smirk coming a fox demon was never a good sign.

(Well I since me and that curse of yours kind of fused…..I suppose I'll have control of your body when you get hit with cold water.) Kyuubi said as a evil grin was plastered onto her face.

(Wha?) Was all Ranma could say.

(If I'm right, about the whole cold water thing....If you piss me off...I'm going to make your life an living hell!!!) Kyuubi began to laugh evilly. Ranma shivered slightly at her laugh…..It was just wrong.

Ranma then froze out of pure horror after he came to realisation about what could happen to him if he were to get splash with cold water.

-Never piss off a evil fox demon- Was all he could think of as he began to wake up from his subconscious.

Jusenkyo

Shampoo stood near the pool that Ranma had supposedly fallen in according to the tour guide. She wore a small frown as she silently at the pool. The pool was not like the rest…..It was empty.

"There's nothing we can do," Cologne stated calmly as she hopped up beside Shampoo.

"Shampoo no remember this pool," Shampoo stated quietly as her frown deepened.

"What pool is this exactly?" Cologne asked as she turned to the tour guide.

"It show up just out of nowhere," the tour guide stated with a shrug as he quickly turned around.

Cologne glared at the tour guide knowing that he was hiding something from them. Shampoo fell to the ground helplessly as she stared silently at the rest of Jusenkyo.

"Shampoo no know what to do," Shampoo said simply.

"Don't work child we'll find son in law soon....If there's will there's a way," Cologne stated with a crackle as she began to hop away. Shampoo quickly followed not wanting to stay at Jusenkyo any longer than she had to.

Tendo Dojo

"WHAT!!!! WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!" Ukyo's scream was heard all over Nerima.

Akane just silently look down at the floor as Ukyo began using some colourful words to describe her. Akane began to tremble as she silently took the abuse. Akane was shocked when Ryoga who was sitting beside her suddenly stood up.

"It's not Akane's fault," Ryoga said coldly as he looked dead straight into Ukyo's eyes.

"Oh yeah, so why exactly did he run away from, if wasn't because of Akane? She's the only one who can push him this far," Ukyo asked coldly as she stared at Akane.

"Did you ever think that you had something to do with it to? You were always butting in when you weren't needed," Akane sneered as she her anger had finally overloaded.

Ukyo was taken back as she stared at Akane as though she was crazy. She was going to say something back, but was quickly cut off by a raging Akane.

"You didn't really love him!!! You just wanted him so nobody else could have him!!!" Akane said with a snarl.

" How dare you accuse me of such things! I loved Ranma honey. You were the one who talked about how much you hated him all the time!" Ukyo screeched.

"I loved him!!! OKAY! You happy now?!" Akane said as tears began to build up in her eyes.

"No I'm not, my fiancée is gone and I'm currently stuck in the same room as you," Ukyo said coldly as she left the dojo.

Akane stood there staring at the empty space where Ukyo once stood. She sighed and turn to Ryoga as he silently shook his head grabbed her hand. They silently made their way to her bedroom.

As they entered Akane went straight to packing her bags. Ryoga only stared in confusion.

"What are you doing?" Ryoga asked as he sat on her bed.

"I'm going to find Ranma," Akane simply stated.

"Why?" Ryoga asked as watched her carefully.

"Because...." Akane started, but never did finish.

Ryoga just sighed knowing that there was nothing he could do to stop her. He got off the bed and started to help her pack.

Author's notes- I will be posting up the original votes for pairings in the next chapter. Please be free to vote anyways (they will be added to the original votes).Thanks to those who read and review. I am still open to any idea's and/or flames. I know there's a lot of talking... I'll try to reduce it in my next chapter.