It was 8:30 on a Wednesday night, and Kurt Hummel was sitting with his feet propped up in Dave Karofsky's lap, his eyes on the tv, intently watching the newest episode of America's Next Top Model.

Dave swiftly looked over at Kurt and burst out laughing at his serious expression. "Fancy, the intensity with which you watch this show is really hard for me to see," Dave chuckles, tapping Kurt's foot to get his attention.

Kurt looked over at Dave, and rolled his eyes, sticking his tongue out. "You know you love this show just as much as I do, Dave Karofsky," Kurt said, moving his legs to the floor, and scooting over to Dave and laying his head on his shoulder. "Otherwise, you wouldn't remind me about it every five minutes on Wednesdays." Kurt smirked.

"What, I do not," Dave lied, looking back at the screen, watching the models pose with male models.

"Uh huh," Kurt grinned. "So you're denying that you didn't check the time while we were making out to make sure you didn't miss the show?"

"Oh my God, now you're just blatantly lying," Dave laughed, pushing Kurt away.

Kurt laughed, settling back into the couch and putting his feet back up onto Dave's lap. "Just admit that you love this show."

"Sure sure fancy," came Dave's sarcastic reply.

Five minutes passed, and they continued to watch. Suddenly, Kurt let out a groan. "I cannot fathom why Lisa is still on the show. She is like a roach that won't die."

Dave nodded his head in agreement. "Tyra seems to have decided that high fashion was last season or some shit like that. I can't see any of these people on French Vogue."

"Italian Vogue," Kurt corrected, "But yeah, I know what you mean! Even the contestants I loved in the past seasons were terrible this season. Did you see Alexandria's music video last week? It was almost embarrassing!"

Dave looked at Kurt, and grinned. Quietly, he started singing the song Alexandria had recorded for her music video. Kurt shrieked with laughter, and stood up to act out her dance moves. Dave stood up to correct him, and they danced around the couch, singing the entire song is different tones.

"Go, go-"Kurt tried to finish the song but couldn't, and collapsed back onto the couch, trying to stifle his giggles. Dave laughed, sitting back down and hitting Kurt with a pillow on the shoulder. "Stop, stop," Kurt wheezed out. "We have to watch the rest of the show."

They slowly calmed down, watching the rest of the episode, shaking their head at the ridiculousness of it all.

"God, we are seriously going to start watching Project Runway instead if it doesn't get better next season," Kurt says as the show ends.

"Or," Dave says, "We could start doing stuff other than watching tv. You know, have a life."

They look at each other.

"I don't think so."

"Yeah, me neither."

They begin to laugh again.