Chapter 3: The weird the true and the shadows
A/N: OK I need to straighten out a few kinks here I wanna tell you all something but I'll use a question someone asks to clear it up…..
Joe: Hey everyone! I'm back! And ready for more questions… ok first up is the author you all know! Shadow shinobi57!
Shadow: thanks nice to be here again.
Joe: alright go ahead with your questions
Shadow: ok To Krystal: ...Blueberries...New shampoo?
Krystal: YES! Thanks for noticing!
To Katt: ...Strawberries...New perfume?
Katt: yup! :3
To Fox: ...Oranges...? Messed up pranks?
Fox: urrr yeah… Falco and Slippy *he rambles on about the prank but everyone ignores him*
To Leon: INSOLENT LIZARD! BOW DOWN TO THE GREAT SHADOW!
Leon: INSOLENT HUMAN YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE THE GREAT LEON!!!!!!
To Wolf: I will pay you 100 credits to...say...lock Leon up in a reptilian S&M dungeon. You in?
Wolf: Lock my sadistic team mate in there? Sure!
To Panther: ...Milk...But which kind...?
Joe: *coughspermcough*
Panther: Dairy
Joe: whatever
To Slippy: Mango is delicious, but you're still gay. I smite thee, and thine gay nature, demon! RASENGAN!
Slippy: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Joe: I wasn't saying mango was gay I was saying that it being Slippys favorite drink was gay
To Falco: I never understood how it would work with you and Katt, at least with actually producing a baby. I always thought it would end up something like a griffin.
Katt: it would end up either being a cat or a bird not a mix of both.
To Marcus: ...Um...Leon is full of candy. Here's a pinata stick. GO NUTS!!
Marcus: OK!!!!!
Peppy: shadow would you like to see some of Fox's baby pictures?
Fox: PEPPY!!!!
To Peppy: No...No...NOT FOX'S BABY PICTURES!! I DON'T WANNA SEE HIM IN DIAPERS!! (Cowers in the corner whimpering) JOE, HELP! I CAN'T HANDLE FACES COVERED IN SPAGHETTI SAUCE!
Joe: what tie you up and let him show you? Ok!
*he ties shadow up and gives Peppy the go ahead to start showing him the pictures*
Shadow: AAAAH!!!!
Peppy: and heres one of him in the bath.
Shadow: NO! NO! NO!!!!!!
*30 minutes later Joe lets him loose*
Shadow: Finnaly!
To Bill: How was the bedroom, eh? What kind of 'stuff' they got in there? Huh? Huh? TELL ME!!
Bill: all types of "toys" but you'd probably better see them yourself
Shadow: ok! *looks inside the bedroom* WOW!
To Fay: And what all did he do and in what manner? Huh? Huh? TELL ME!
Fay: well *long and graphic description* *ending* and I can still taste the whip crème
Shadow: ….wow *pants bulge*
To Miyu: Did the 3rd person foreplay ever really work?
Miyu: to tell you the truth no not really…
Panther: WHAT?!?!?!? Why didn't you ever tell me?
Miyu: I don't know….
To Joe Mama: Ah yes. It's working very well. This Q&A is definitely going well. And I inspired you? I'm honored. So yeah...Keep it up!
Joe: call me Joe Mamma again and you won't live to review again….
To everyone: Don't stop being prodigious! JA MATA!!
Everyone: BYE!!!!
Joe: ok next up is…. Shadowfox
Shadowfox: I only have to say one thing
To Krystal: OW!! DAMN IT KRYS THAT WAS A COMPLIEMENT!
Krystal: well ok but it's just an impulse for me to say pervert and slap someone when they say that because they usually follow up with "AND YOU HAVE BOOBS!" that gets me mad
Joe: Ok! Next up is my Random and good friend Wolf Flash! We'll just call her Wolfie
Wolfie: Hi everyone!
Everyone: HI!
Oh! A Q&A!
Joe: yup!
Well, they aren't usually my style, and true, it's not really 'allowed', but hey... why not? Just because it's you, okay? X3
Joe: thanks!
So here are my questions! XD
Joe: Okay ask away!
Wolfie: thanks! Ok here they are!
Joe: oh but wait first! *his hands start to glow and James and Vixy appear through portals*
Wolfie: great! Now I can ask my questions!
To James: I'm an aspiring artist! I would very much like to draw you... may you please strike a pose for me? Please?
James: ok!
*he sits and puts his fist under his chin his elbow propped up on a desk, he looks over his shades and tilts his head forward*
Joe: once you finish the drawing tell me and I'll put the link up ok Wolfie?
Wolfie: I'll get back to you on that.
To Vixy: Can I hug you? Please? Please please please please PLEASE? *w*
Vixy: Sure!
*Wolfie hugs Vixy*
Wolfie: thanks!
Vixy: your welcome!
To Miyu: Ahh, it's so hard for me to get your eyes right when I try to draw you! Uhh, anyways, say, what kind of personality do you have? How would you describe yourself, physically and/or psychologically? (has something to do with the drawing, I guess...)
Miyu: uh well physiologically I'm a random Lynx who loves to eat CHOCOLATE physically I'm athletic and such!
To Fay: Why do you always wear that pink/red bow? It's really cute... I'm just wondering why! I love it though!
Fay: hmmm, Idk….
And last, but not least...
To Joe: Hey,
what you're doing is great... but don't forget the story that you're
working so hard on!!
;3
Joe: I promise you I won't forget it I've worked too hard on it but for right now I'm taking a small break, but I'll get back on it soon, K?
Wolfie: K! See ya!
Joe: bye!
Everyone else: Bye!
Joe: OK! Next up is the guy who started this all! ( as in the Q&A's ) starfoxluver! AKA Logan!
Logan: Hi! Thx 4 having me here! ^_^
Joe: it's our pleasure!
To Joe: Welcome aboard 2 the Q&A war! *smiles like a complete moron! XD* :D
Joe: Thanks! *smiles like a complete dumb moron* :D
To Fox n Krystal: If i glomp Marcus...its becuz he's adorable! (not in a gay way _)
(A/N: this is where I'm gonna clear something up!)
Fox and Krystal: Ok! But just to let everyone know! Marcus is 14!
To Falco n Katt: ...GET FREAKING MARRIED ALREADY!
Falco and Katt: AAAAH OK!!!
*they got married by Joe in 3 minutes*
Falco and Katt: can't believe we're actually married now!
To Falco n Katt (again): Sry 4 screaming im a total fan 4 u guys being a couple! ^w^
Falco and Katt: it's ok we're gonna take our honey moon now!
Joe: bedrooms over there.
To Wolf: EL GASP! Didja know Fox is ur cuz!? O_O
Wolf: HOW DID YOU KNOW??????
To Fox: Sup Foxie! ^_^ *fanboy moment! :P)
Fox: uh ok! SUP?
To Leon: IMPUDENT REPTILE! ...just want ya 2 know ur awesome, even though ur a sadist!
Leon: finally someone appreciates me….
To Panther: Congratz on ur marriage! Hope u n Miyu have a great life togethah! ;)
Panther: Me and Miyu got married yesterday! YAY!!!!
To everyone: See ya! *grabs a teleporting pencil n draws a big circle 2 make a pathway 2 the starfoxluver dimension* *Jake sticks his head through the portal then gets pulled away by Logan*
Everyone: SEE YA!
Joe: Ok! Next up is another Ninja you all know! Ninja560!
To Marcus: Hey little guy. (rubs his head) You might want to close your eyes.
Marcus: I'm 14 dammit! 14!
To Falco: (swings a samari sword at his head and almost takes it off)
Falco:
Joe: he's still in the bedroom with Katt
To Fox and Krystal: I video taped you two having sex.
Fox and Krystal: WHAT?!?!?!
*Joe's hands start to glow with shadow magic and the tape and all copies of it blow up*
To Katt: here some milk (hands her a cup.)
Katt:
Joe: still in the bedroom with Falco…
To Fox: Can I fly your arwing I won't crash it I promise.
Fox: ok but if you crash it! *we are having technical difficulties be back in a moment* *back* your head!
To everyone: Here watch this (Tv comes on and Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni comes on)
Everyone: uh ok….
Rika: Maybe but maybe we have different views on what that means I could stay here and let you tourcher me for days and days on end or I could just leave here and be done with it
Mion(Cazily) Leave here haha I dare you try it.
(Rika hits the kifes wooden end to the wall and starts stabing at her neck)
Mion: hehehe HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAH
Mion: haha yahaha I won I did it I took down the people who killed Sotoshi. ah
To everyone: Creepy isn't it bye.
Everyone: …. Freaky…. Ok bye!
Joe: Now next up is an anon reviewer by the name of Adam….
Adam: one thing…
Adam
snaps, as many cyborg ninjas appear behind him.
"So, Leon..."
he states, taking out a 6 shooter. He slides two bullets in,
before spinning the chamber. He slips it closed, pointing it at
Leon's head. "Do you feel lucky?"
Leon: hell yeah!!!!
*they play Russian roulette and Leon wins*
Leon: YES!!!
Joe: ok last and defiantly least I want to show you guys the flame I got from this guy. If you see his reviews beware!
*a screen appears showing the flamer*
Unblinded Justice:
Sadly, this is not allowed on this site.
Reasons? Plenty.
1. Script format.
2. Not a story. A shit-fic.
3. Interactive
All of these things are clearly expressed in the Guidelines that you agreed to. Are you too retarded to read?
Joe: yes I have read it and you calling me a retard isn't gonna make me stop…. And another thing is everyone likes Q&A's so I doubt the Admins will do anything 'bout it… now anyone else feel free to flame just remember one thing… it's your opinion and I don't really care.
Joe: well that's all we have for today! We'll see you next time on
Everyone: Q&A in the Shadows! Good bye!
A/N well well welly well well it looks like we have a new flamer on our hands sadly… but Please R&R I can't continue without reviews!
P.S. I've seen more hits than reviews on this story! Please review! PLEASE!