A/N: Hey beautiful people! This is the fic I was supposed to post long ago but never got round to. By the way, I am, like, NOT dead, contrary to popular .
"Look, I am NOT changing my last name. That is it."
"But I don't see why YOU are unwilling to change your last name. I'm giving you a chance to climb out of your 'Cobra' status. Imagine!"
"Daniel, I will have you know that the Kabra's are descended from aristocratic blood."
"I will have you know that the Cahills are Cahills. And anyway, Amy changed her name."
"Amy is a colour-blind peasant. Well, smart enough to change her last name to 'Kabra', of course. Anybody would kill to be a Kabra."
"I wouldn't."
"You are not... a normal person. You don't count."
"Whatever! JUST CHANGE YOUR LAST NAME!"
"I WILL NOT!"
"WHY, YOU LITTLE-"
"WHAT? WHAT? HUH?"
(*sound of door being opened*)
"Do both of you mind keeping it down? Amy and I are trying to decide on a baby's name and both of you are definitely not helping."
(*Sound of door being slammed*)
"Touchy, isn't he?"
"I think they should name her Adelaide."
"Adelaide! Isn't that, like, the capital of Australia?"
"Well, no, actually. It's a port. But it's a very pretty name."
"Still! Cobras come from South-West Asia, so she should be named, I don't know, Nepal or something?"
"Would you just stop harping on the last name thing?"
"Well, this wouldn't have happened if the baby was a Cahill."
"And by the way, the baby will be a Lucian, so cheers to you."
"Hey! I've got it! You can hyphenate your name!"
"What? EEEW NO!"
"What's so bad?"
"The bad is that I will be Natalie Kabra-Cahill!"
"See? So, you might as well just be Natalie Cahill! Problem solved!"
"IDIOT!"
"WHAT?"
"JUST QUIT IT!"
"EXCUSE ME, BUT I HAVE YET TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO-"
(*sound of door being opened*)
"Both of you shut up."
(*Sound of door being slammed*)
"Must be the pregnancy hormones."
"Very funny Daniel."
"What? It's true!"
"Ian does not have pregnancy hormones."
"Really? Are you sure?"
"Yes. Yes I am quite sure he does not."
"Okaaaaaaaay, so about the last name issue… "
"There is no. Last name. Issue. I will. Not. Change my last name."
"But why not?"
"Because I am not willing to. Get it?"
"No. No, I do not get it. Can't you just-"
"Seriously?"
"Yeah! Why won't you just"
"FOR THE LAST TIME, DANIEL, I WILL NOT CHANGE MY LAST-"
"HA! YOU JUST WON'T ADMIT THAT-"
(*sound of door being opened*)
"Both of you shut up. Amy's in labour and I'm taking her to the hospital. So keep it down!"
(*Sound of door being slammed*)
"Whatever. Wait, what?"
"Your sister's in labour. THAT's what."
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait!"
"Ian! Wait for us!"
*****"I believe it is bingo."-Alistair Oh, The Sword Thief.*****
(In the delivery room, a nurse walks up to Natalie.)
"Are you a direct relation of the couple, Mrs… Um… Ah…?"
"Cahill."
"Alright, Mrs Cahill, we need you to-"
"Wait! I meant-"
"HAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA! You said Cahill, Natty!"
"Daniel SHUT UP."
A/N: Rather abrupt ending there. Apologies.
Also, I set up a Fictionpress account. Check me out, I'm called ' lovely lilting lullabies'.
I will post a real story soon, but in the meantime there are a few poems. Which need reviewing (*hint, hint*)
Okay now to reply to my awesome reviewers:
The Gone Angel: I edited some parts but… Thank you all the same, anyway :D Luv ya
shiningwaves: THANKS SO MUCH. Yeah you signed off so it was pretty obvious it was you XD.
Lee's descendant: I'm glad you liked it.
PearlAgent64: Thanks! Umm I drafted the chapter real long ago but haven't gotten round to finishing it it's in my computer somewhere (sheepish grins).
Chocolates. Are. The. Best.: No worries darling. Thanks all the same.
I Will Not Follow: YES YES YES AMIAN WILL REIGN
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RockGuitarGoddess: Well it was supposed to be funny but Im glad it made your day.
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