Lamaria: Well I'm back and I don't suppose saying sorry won't cut it?
Charlie: -snorts- Ya think? One month and I thought you said you had it drafted.
Lamaria: I did really but several things came up and stuff kept happening to me! I was heavily delayed.
Charlie: Oh well, it was a nice break while it lasted...
Lamaria: *mutters* for you maybe. Right, back to you guys. I cannot apologize enough but I will promise to make it up to you guys in upcoming chapters.
Charlie: Now the chapter this time around is a bit special. Its about a report where basically our dear friend here Lamaria observed practically everyone and span a wild story about their day.
Lamaria: Yes, I know what you're thinking. Weird, right? But boredom does alot to you and more. To shed some light, this is a slightly abridged day about me and my friends in college except I took them and threw them into Yugioh characters. Early warning for you guys, many things in this story actually occurred but I'll leave it up to you to figure the lies from the facts. Now on with the show!
Charlie: -snaps up in apprehension- Wait, I just realize something...am I in this? Lamaria!
Lamaria: *looks thoughtfully* Originally no, but now that you mention it... Charlie? *sweatdrops as dust clouds the room* Didn't even say anything and she runs off scared. Guess I'm doing the disclaimer alone. Mariatheartist doesn't own YU-GI-Oh or its characters. However the plot goes out to our audience.
Chapter 3-'Drawn on Paper'
Fourth Wall POV
In the peaceful city of Domino, the sun was near the highest point of the sky, its scorching rays hidden behind massive clouds drifting by, creating much appreciated shade for the people inhabiting the streets as they went about their day. Uptown, near the heart of the city sat a prestigious college called Domino University where its students flood the grounds rushing to get to their desired classes, the weight of their studies setting in as it was the middle of the term. Teachers were no different as they swiftly moved from one location to another, planning their next classes and dreading the countless papers stacking upon their desks waiting to be marked.
Others with a more lax schedule lounged around the area. Many as such scattered along the courtyard opting to be near the water fountain or sitting outside the cafeteria area on the benches. One particular group occupied the latter taking up most of the benches as more of their crowd arrived.
It was an odd bunch of friends if you ever saw one. Joey and Serenity were eating brownies at the tables under the SUB. Mokuba was playing on his PlayStation while Mahad was studying physics for the whisbees. Isis had just arrived at the site when we all stared at Mana as she began laughing hysterically at Rafael who had fallen on a banana peel.
"Did he just trip on a banana peel?" Joey asked incredulously, receiving shrugs from everyone except Anzu who rolls her eyes in exasperation before moving to help Rafael up.
Suddenly we all heard music playing that sounded like it came from a piano. Tristan cupped his chin trying to place the song that was playing while secretly trying to steal Joey's credit card. Duke appeared out of nowhere staring at Joey with a 'what are you doing?' look as he sang out loudly to the music from Ran's phone.
Duke tried to be gay while Joey just announced that he had a second wife but warned that Mai was his most beloved wife. Rafael looked depressed as he peered at a random girl's tablet. And Anzu well she was smacking Joey for being an idiot. The peace was welcoming and smooth for a while before…
Joey started singing again.
"I can't believe I know you people." Duke remarked with a face palm.
Mana chuckled at something Duke had said before mockingly saying she hated him. Tristan had been secretly eating sausage rolls hoping that Lamaria won't notice. By then the time was 6 am according to Joey's computer and everyone was wondering what the hell they were doing here so early in the fragging morning.
Mahad had returned from his lab to do more physics while Mana tried to pry Duke's fingers open. They both leaned forward in unison to listen to Serenity's music before Duke yelled at Mana, telling her to give up constantly.
"Hey you're using two hands." She giggled.
"And you have to use both of yours to open my fingers." Duke teased before Mana decide to strangle him. Lamaria had to wonder what Duke held in his hands to emit such a reaction. Karim had just arrived while Tristan and Joey just got back from the cafeteria. Serenity began singing to the music on her phone before dancing in her seat.
"Oh Joey I love this song." Serenity called, causing the blonde to frown as he listened to the lyrics.
"I don't like this song." He replied immediately before leaving again.
Mana was staring off into space with a sad expression on her features. She looked around when Anzu came over but the latter left shortly when she found out two of her friends didn't buy her brownies. Ryou had just arrived at the scene asking me what I was doing but I never answered. He left to set up his gear before coming back over to read what I was writing. Tristan called Ryou "my albino" and was ignored but not before Ryou gave him an incredulous glance.
Serenity went to carry Joey to the Principal for God knows what trouble so they left quietly and swift. Yami had just arrived, headphones storming with blasting techno before he strutted with Duke, Tristan, Mana and me.
Yami unexpectedly kissed Mana's knuckles and I suddenly said, "This is a good story, I should put it on Facebook." Lamaria only received chuckles and head shakes for her effort.
Not long, Ryou called Tristan over to see something and he went abandoning Joey's credit card of $2734. Duke was staring off into space like Mana. (A/N: See the pattern here?) Yami wondered if they both were coming down with a horrible disease of clueless space.
Lamaria walked over to Rafael and Mahad to show them Joey's computer. She gave them the laptop before leaving hearing both Mahad and Rafael say:
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"Yeah, me too!"
Mokuba had just appeared reading his textbook while Lamaria heard a strange yelling from behind her. She turned around searching for the sound only to see Tristan looking at her with a suspicious smile.
Joey and Serenity were returning from their embrasure to the Principal's domain but did not elaborate the reasons why when they sat down.
Lamaria had sobbed when Joey said they had Miss Chono today and class tomorrow. Joey left again but Serenity stayed. Duke was asleep as Mana hugged him before drawing on his face with a permanent marker. Yami shook his head chuckling at what Mana drew before lightly scolding her. When Duke awoke, he vowed never to sleep in public again.
Lamaria was bored so she started to look around the courtyard before noticing Mai, Joey's beloved wife, in class her head bowed looking completely bored. 'How strange,' Lamaria thought, 'didn't Joey see his wife in class as he passed the room?' Lamaria hummed before she concluded Joey must be blind.
Tristan wondered if Lamaria was still writing before he asked her. They both started to read when Tristan said something didn't happen. (A/N: NO HINTS!) Lamaria said it did before they both turned around in unison only to back up in surprise when they noticed Mana standing behind them, smiling with amused eyes. Lamaria only retorted 'just like that' before they started to read again.
Joey asked Duke what would happen if he puked on his book. Duke replied with a 'what?' look before shrugging thinking he misheard before going back to sleep. Lamaria remembered something. 'Didn't he say he wasn't going to sleep in public?' Lamaria thought, 'oh well he only has himself to blame when Mana draws on him again.'
Funky music started to play with an upbeat tone prompting many to move with the rhythm. In the background, you could hear Rebecca talking excitedly about potassium when Yugi arrived climbing over the bars and landing on his feet.
Mana ran to give him a hug before walking off coldly. Odion appearing soon after asking if Duke was dead looking at him.
"Hmm, yeah." A dead Duke and Mana replied in unison.
Namu came a second later and Duke had risen from the dead.
"Is he Jesus?" Joey shouted in the background, causing several to laugh and Lamaria to wonder how he knew.
Duke called his friend Bakura over before Bakura tried his best to help Namu with his work. Yugi had laughed at something Mana had said before they both strolled over to Lamaria.
Yugi had come up behind Mana, his phone covering his mouth whilst his eyes narrowed suspiciously at Mana. Mana questioned Lamaria about the two twins before Rafael and Mahad left with Namu, Duke and Bakura to go to class.
Tristan was worried when Bakura threatened to fling his bag while Joey and Serenity continues singing their songs. Duke hurried back to collect his books before leaving again.
Lamaria saw Odion with chicken and chips and strangely became hungry…she stole two fries before she returned to her story. By then ladies and gens, the time according to Joey's computer was 7:06 and again people wondered if they ate something strange to be up this early in the morning. Soon everyone started to leave and Lamaria asked Joey how to end her story to which he said,
"Well, say like Mokuba came back," which he had and Lamaria had to wonder if Joey knew magic. Mokuba retrieved his phone off the desk before leaving again and Joey and I just stared. I later went to finish the story but not before stealing more of Odion's fries.
So Ends A Typical Morning Report
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Part II-To be continued.
Marik had just arrived, sighing about how boring college was when the school's admin building had exploded. Everyone stared for a while watching as students ran in terror or screamed before pointedly looking at Marik. Marik only said he functioned better with alcohol in his system, leaving everyone still staring at him before he grudgingly confessed that Bakura was responsible.
Mai, Melody and Suziki had just came back from class to read my story. Melody later on stared at Suziki incredulously when a splinter got into her skirt. Melody commented me on my story saying that it was really good especially when she didn't know the people. Lamaria sometime had gotten an idea for the next part of her story involving the school's assembly and a programming class with Scott. 'Part three would have to be about my personal experience in Tokyo with the adventures of vans featuring the school's network administrator Yusei, Jaden, Valon, Yuuki, Jack, Karin and other people.'
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! Awkward moments and occness. Warning! WARNING! WARNING!
In the background, Joey could be heard talking with the guys about dicks and someone having sex with him. Yugi choked on air as he asked Ryou who they tried to hook him up with.
Yugi paused before asking Joey, "Who did you have sex with?"
Marik jokingly asked Mana if she gave head before congratulating Tristan for getting laid. Lamaria, at this point, was creped out at how the conversation had turned.
Odion told us Tristan had a girl when Yugi asked Tristan if he had a girlfriend. Later on, Odion tried to run when Yugi grabbed him, pulling him back before he slipped out of his grasp running away.
Mahad, Rafael, Bakura and several others had returned from class but Lamaria had class soon. Duke decided to sit between Joey and me on Yugi's request when Valon asked him a question.
END PART II
PART III {A Year Later, Seniors}
Malik and Yugi were talking about gay aliens. Miho was sitting on Vivian's lap while the latter patted her head. Yugi suddenly mentions Valon's saggy pants and everyone laughs. Both he and Miho decided to sing 'dream' from the movie Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Malik tried to flirt with Miho and the conversation goes on to the discussion of Blade vs Twilight Saga. Yugi blamed Vivian for ruining Little Pony for him and people stare. Miho goes back to staring* cough savaging* her phone. Devon comes back and they talked about Miho's hair and Miho screamed at Yugi for insulting her hair.
Yugi decided to pass the blame onto Malik but the latter looked behind himself as though Yugi's accusation was directed at someone else. Miho went back to singing the dream song and Malik shook his head at her.
Tristan departed with Lamaria's headphones and she watched him with a heated glare but it diminished when he came back with Otogi then Yugi asked Tristan and Otogi "what's going on?" Malik answered for them saying Otogi's love for Tristan was too strong for him to stay away from Tristan. Malik's phone decided the moment was right to play the song 'I'm so lonely'. Many of us burst out into fits of laughter.
Tristan and Otogi were talking quite close together and the group fell silent. Miho's phone joined in the music fest and the owner danced in Vivian's lap. Malik noticed persons in our group call Vivian 'Ivin' and questioned why we would call her so. We stared at him confused and he prompted us if we knew the meaning of the word ivin and judging by our dumbfounded expressions he started to chuckle.
Vivian fixed Yugi's hair and Miho goes back to phone watching with Malik. Yami continued to listen to music and Miho thinking he couldn't hear her told him, "Yami, I'm a dirty girl."
"Oh I know you are."
Ironically enough it was Joey who spoke giving several of us heart attacks thinking Yami had said that instead. Yugi himself looked particularly relieved, his hand embracing his chest as if to regain strength before he pierced Miho with a death glare.
A classmate of Yugi's shouted out to him, telling him his teacher was here. Yugi exclaimed that he doesn't give a rat's ass about her classes and Ryou arrived greeting everyone. Vivian got up to leave as well while Miho greeted Ryou with a hug.
Seto arrived with funky shades and a cool groove. He greeted Miho with a wave and Malik talked about the moment puberty hits. Miho goes professionally singing and Ryou told her she sounded high.
Malik announced that we have class in ten minutes time and everyone goes quiet. Suddenly, we hear Seto call someone bitch and Miho sang professionally again. Lamaria told Ryou she couldn't remember seeing Seto's eyes and Malik cut in deadpanning 'he has no eyes.'
Malik later joined our table and in exchange Seto, Otogi and Miho left. Joey, after 15 minutes, arrived and greeted everyone. Malik confessed that Tristan was talking about him and Joey retaliated by calling him a whore and slut. After that Joey went over to Seto and flicked back his hair before staring into his eyes. Lamaria noticed Seto doesn't have his glasses on and wondered when he took it off. Joey and Seto plotted to kill someone and left together but not before wrapping a blade in toilet paper. Lamaria then told Ryou that this was why she wrote.
They came back later with Joey screaming at Lamaria to call Ryou and she did this. Ryou was then told by Joey to clean his blade with hand sanitizer making Lamaria think they killed someone. Seto waltz in with a smoothie and Lamaria was swift to ask for some. Malik and his friend hanged onto the bars behind Lamaria and Ryou talking about girls. Lamaria saw Miho with the same smoothie and asked her for some and got a sip of chocolatey goodness.
Lamaria soon started to feel bored but Joey showed a video of his face being replaced by an orange glow with laughing eyes and Malik commented he looked better this way. In unison, everyone except Malik and Joey thought, 'he's screwed'.
Malik, after he survived Joey's lunge for his life, accused Seto for always thieving his girls and Seto watched him in confusion. Ryou shouted to Akefia to wipe off his fingerprints off the blade he gave him. This of course drew several questioning stares.
Everyone splits into different conversations before Ryou and Malik went to the library. Seto stayed with us a little while before he too eventually left for class and Joey followed him. Lamaria started to edit her story of 'a typical morning report' which takes 20 minutes and Joey dashed back cursing Miho for trying to rape him and Lamaria wondered where she was when this occurred. Lamaria thinks she's tired of writing and Seto, who appeared out of nowhere, suggested she could stop writing but Lamaria rebuked if she did, she would miss events like these – points at Joey stilling hugging strange girl – And Seto laughed.
Joey asked Tristan if he wanted him to vomit on his dick and Seto exclaimed to Lamaria if she was actually going to type that. Lamaria nodded her head and Seto shook his own. Tristan's reaction was to stare at Joey stupefied. Ryou came back with Malik but the latter only saw Seto's arms around Joey's shoulders and exclaimed "See what I mean!?" referring to the fact that Seto is stilling thieving his girls or in this case boys.
Akefia took a seat and Joey gave him the idea that Ryou has liquor and Akefia marvelled at Ryou as though he saw salvation and asked him for liquor instantly. Ryou denied this and Akefia asked Joey and Lamaria for a dollar and they gave him one each. Tristan also gave him a dollar, though the state of the dollar begged an examination and drew questions.
Joey cursed Team Savage members off and went back to his IPhone. Ryou was listening to soothing music and Seto almost lost his phone thanks to Joey. Lamaria thought 'damn those reflexes are good!'
Seto yelled at Joey and the latter yelped in fear. The former sighed in relief when his phone was unscratched and escaped danger. Malik announced that he is the Savage King and Joey took off with his phone and Malik quickly dashed after him.
Malik told Joey to fuck off and he retaliated in same. Joey left and so does Ryou, Tristan and Lamaria. Lamaria ended her report like this…
PART III ENDED.
Lamaria: That's chapter three and while its not much I promise to make up for it in the next one. So expect a longer one.
Charlie: -peeks out and pins Lamaria with a stare- Is it safe to come out or do you intend to still terrorized me in the near future?
Lamaria: *chuckles* Maybe I did plan to throw you into the story but it was a last minute idea so you have no worries...for now.
Charlie: -stares at Lamaria incredulously- You're joking! I will well keep my person far, far away if you insist on inserting me into the story. I quite enjoy reading and writing stories comfortably from where I am and not being a part of them literally, mind you.
Lamaria: *sighs in displeasure* Fine. I'll stop so you can quit hiding. *Looks at you guys* Just a tip the original name of this story was: 'A typical morning report' for the benefit of those who might recognize the story. You're welcome! 0 v 0/
Charlie: -pouts at readers- Thank you for reading everyone. We hoped you enjoyed it and please let us know in the comment section what you thought was fact and fake. Bye.