Jaune waited quietly, sitting against a tree. This was crazy…How had he gotten here?
Were teenagers really so wired that the mere reminder that sex existed prompted its practice?
Were they really doing this to keep from lapsing into depression, or were they just two virgins making excuses to cool the fire in their loins? Was there a difference?
Did neither of them really notice each other as potential romantic partners until this exact instant, or was Ruby playing him from the start, counting on his pushover nature not to resist? She did seem to have a lot of this planned once they got going… But then, she was also the one that came up with that insanely elaborate plan to finish off the Nevermore at initiation... on the fly... having barely seen the rest of RWBY in action.
Okay, so maybe she was a tactical prodigy, and that bled into the best way to get her chimney swept.
Retraction… her back porch, swept… which she was oddly okay with.
Ruby might have been concerned she'd come back and he'd no longer be 'risen to the occasion,' but with the prospect of what was coming… she had nothing to worry about.
A rustling was all the warning he got before a cascade of rose petals blew past him, the hooded crimsonette herself coming to an awkward stop, smiling bashfully.
He made to stand up, but she rushed over and put a hand on his shoulder.
"Right there oughta be fine," she said, giggling before she crouched carefully onto her knees.
The hand on his shoulder, glided down his chest, belly, and down to his crotch. A firm poke was all she gave before chuckling some more. "Good, looks like you're raring to go."
Another hand grabbed his, and pulled it under her skirt again.
"O-Oh!" Jaune said, realizing why she'd done this. Instead of feeling hot, damp cotton, he felt wet and sticky flesh. Softer than anything he knew, hot like a furnace, he ran his fingers along the underside, replacing Ruby's smile with a distant gaze as she mewled to his touch.
He ran his thumb higher, feeling the split in the dry surrounding skin, which then melded together. Unexpectedly, he felt something coarse and wiry. Not much, but the cutest little tuft of what he expected was black-rooted and red-tipped. If he'd ever doubted Ruby's claims to her age, this put that to rest. Against all opposing evidence, she was not a child.
Noting the pause, Ruby slid forward to straddle him, her skirt now covering his lap.
"You can take it out now," Ruby whispered, making his heart pound.
He acquiesced, the same hand reaching down to join his other to unbutton and unzip himself. He less pulled 'Crocea Jr.' out and over his waistband than it had spilled out of its confines into the cool air.
Once Ruby had determined this was done, she gently reached down.
Sooner than she thought, she felt something warm and springy on her palm, and pulled her hand back as though she'd been burned. Cherry red, she emboldened her advance and carefully clasped the soft cylinder, leaving Jaune to breathe raggedly.
She felt it twitch back, towards his abdomen, and squeaked. "It moved! I didn't know they did that!"
"Er… sometimes," he said. "Reflex, I guess, but there is some control…"
"A-are you gonna do that when we're…?" she asked, nearly hiding her face.
"It's not that much control…"
Ruby continued to explore. It was so soft, yet so very firm… unlike anything she'd improvised back home when she was curious about herself. It was thick-ish, and not terribly long-seeming, but she wasn't going to complain. Actually, if it had been proportional to the rest of Jaune's size, she had serious doubts that she could go through with it. This was about the limit to what she wanted to be testing at this stage of her life.
More than anything though, she felt a deep desire to feel it. Feel it where it counted…
Arms around his chest, she pulled herself forward, and felt first-contact between boy-stuff and lady-bits. The base of her crotch landed lengthwise atop his manhood, which bent back against his abdomen, and she felt his rough root slide against her slit.
She gasped out, as Jaune gave a groan of, "Oh wow…" and she began to grind on him as before. But this was soooo much better. His 'head' kept tracing over her button, and it was driving her crazy! It started as a dry ride, but she was quickly slicking him up, occasionally lifting from him with a gooey noise. It ought to have embarrassed her, but it only increased the ache in her loins.
Jaune, meanwhile, was surprised as the girl dry-humped him. Well, mayhaps not so 'dry' anymore exactly.
Like some pleasure-giving mollusk, the wet heat running along his length slowly opened to the sides, and he slipped into its center. He wasn't inside her so much as between her, but he'd be damned if he was complaining.
And alongside every other sense came something strange, yet vaguely familiar. A sort of pungent odor on the air.
Quickly, he recalled something Ruby had said earlier, and realized with detachment that the musky aroma was coming from her. From her bits.
And he had to decide what he felt about that.
But in all honesty, he concluded that she'd oversold the unpleasantness of the smell. Certainly there'd be no mistaking it, but it wasn't unpleasant… in fact, it made keeping a cool head even harder somehow, because if he popped off while Ruby was doing this, there was a serious danger he might get her preg—
"Oooooooooh…" Ruby moaned huskily, rubbing her head against the side of his face like a cat. "Okay, that's it, I need it! I need it, it's gotta be now!"
Hands shaking, she lifted herself higher and grabbed his instrument. She pulled it back, as she too leaned back while sliding forward on him.
He saw her adjust her hip, her head to the sky. The warmth was gone, but it was soon replaced with two thick, cool, pillowy shapes pressing into the sides of his tip. They continued to engulf him, until he felt something slick and lukewarm… and then something hot, just at the tip as Ruby winced.
Jaune realized this was the precipice, the moment, and Ruby realized it too.
"Jaune, I need you to say it. Tell me… what you want…"
Jaune's body went board-stiff. He knew she hadn't meant it. She couldn't have known, but that demand dredged up unwanted memories.
He shook himself. The entire point of this was to escape those memories, if momentarily.
"I-I want… to be inside you."
Ruby heard him clearly, heart in her throat. She could already feel his spongy tip teasing her, and it felt decidedly tense. Something told her treating this 'like pulling off a band-aid,' was going to leave her crying, and Jaune feeling incredibly guilty.
"Then here it comes… careful… ook!"
Carefully, she began to let her weight settle onto him… which forced his appendage into the path of least resistance. She settled for bobbing a tiny bit further down each attempt, a quick sort of bounce, testing the waters before committing.
It felt to Ruby like stretching a rubber band, further and further. Except that the rubber band could acutely feel pain, and it let her know it each time she tried to press her luck… which was every other bounce. And each time she felt her little ring protest, she couldn't help but give a short-breathed squeak at the unfamiliar aching sensation.
The insane thing was, she was fairly positive the helmeted part wasn't even in yet. She could easily wrench free, likely without even hurting herself. It had been around a minute now… was she doing something wrong? Had she overestimated herself, or underestimated him? Was this even going to work?
Meanwhile, Jaune was doing his best to stay on task… which was to say, not losing his stiffy, thereby ending the party early.
It wasn't… too hard, between the noises Ruby made as she attempted to impale herself on him, and the micro-hug his girth was receiving from a girl's butthole as it tried swallowing him whole.
But he was getting concerned, because hurting her to make himself feel better was not in the cards even if she was willing to, and she was not a patient personality.
"A-are you okay?" he felt obliged to ask.
Ruby had scarcely stopped wincing in the last fifteen seconds. "I-I think I've almost got it p-past! Mnn!" A few seconds later and she stopped to gasp for air. "I-It's getting bigger, but I'm not feeling it as much…!"
She was cognizant that Jaune's face looked half-determined to stop her, but she wasn't about to quit now. She held her breath and pressed down one more time, ignoring the building ache until—
She gasped, eyes gaping open as she felt something peculiar… but electrifying. Jaune's expression suggested he could feel it too.
Ruby's tiny ring of pain had reached the summit of his girth. It was rolling back and forth at the point of no return. It needed only the slightest nudge one way or the other. It would have made her wince, but it was too surprising, and the pain too slight. She could hardly call herself a huntress if she couldn't handle something like this.
She applied the slightest modicum of her weight, and she felt the ridges of Jaune's 'helmet' contract and slip. Without any direction from either of them, Ruby's body, the pressure of her exit… simply sucked his tip the rest of the way inside.
"Augh! Ooogh!" Jaune choked at the sensation like he was being run through with a dagger, a vice crushing his meat in the most incredible way from all sides, warm and slick. It was nothing less than he'd ever dared to hope it might be.
Ruby let out the breath she had been holding, gasping for air as sweat ran down her forehead. She analyzed the sensation (heh, 'anal'-ized) as his freaking weiner-tip sat happily parked up her butt. Saying it had been one thing, but comprehending it as an accurate description of reality was another. She just shoved a guy's doodle inside her own BUTT!
And she was gonna shove it further…
Indeed, she slowly let the rest of her weight fall on him. She started with the brakes on hard, but proceeded faster as she realized, apart from a mounting pressure there was absolutely no more pain.
So it was with one long motion, that she slid the rest of the way down, groaning huskily as she went while Jaune responded with much of the same. She felt his tip approach some kind of limit she couldn't describe, but by then felt her cheeks settle atop his lap.
Jaune was… incredibly turned on right now. He could feel soft and sticky flesh touching his short and curlies. He was fairly positive the term was, 'balls-deep.'
Everything about it felt stupendous. Her slick insides conformed to hug him tightly. There was no part of his id that didn't want to lift her legs, grab her by the cheeks and take a trip to the moon. But… that would have to wait a scosche longer.
"Ruby?" he broached at last, hardly daring to move. "How… do you feel?"
The distant look in her eyes was graced by an open-mouthed smirk. "Y-you know how it feels some days right after you do a really good dump?"
'Well, that's a turn-off,' Jaune thought. He might just have to off his own man tackle if she actually—
"I don't mean small, I mean like a really good d—"
"Ruby, that's gross!" he snapped.
"I'm serious!" she whined. "What else do I say?! You asked! That's what it feels like… while at the same time feeling like you really need to take one… But not actually. Plus, I think you're rubbing the walls of my you-know-what through the front, so it's actually kinda doing it for me?"
Jaune had no idea how to respond to that… but he supposed it was good to hear she might just enjoy this too.
Ruby couldn't help herself. "Also, your willy is the 'dump' I need to take in this scenario, to be clear. I don't actually have to—"
"Ruby, damn it! Stop saying DUMP!"
"Ugh… you're just like Weiss. 'Ruby, you're a girl, just say 'powder your nose'!' Stuff like that is why girls are always under tons of pressure to be super-impossibly cartoon-feminine, so then guys are always under tons of pressure because then they put us on that pedestal because we act that way!"
"I'm not arguing you should act more girly, I'm asking you not to say weird, gross stuff while you're straddling me, and I'm inside you!"
Sighing, Ruby leaned into him. "Would you rather I said something like…"
Jaune could only watch as her face got closer, eyes half-lidded with a cheshire smile. She swooped past his face to whisper in his ear. "...that I want you to boink me silly?"
He wanted to say something wry, like 'You're already silly,' or ask her why she avoided the more common R-rated words for what they were doing when they were already doing the X-rated nasty… but he lost all train of thought when she ran her tongue along the outer ridge of his earlobe.
"Ahh, my god…!" he whispered loudly, a sudden cloud of pleasure and goosebumps running over his head and down his spine. He then intended to remind her they'd agreed to no mouth-stuff, but all that came out was, "Why did that feel sooooo good?"
Ruby giggled. "Yang told me if I'm ever with a guy, the ear is the best kept secret of— eep!"
She never finished her thought as Jaune reached behind her back and pulled her front down against him. As she flattened onto his chest, the lean of her hips began drawing him out of her body, leaving Ruby to moan at the emptying sensation.
She responded by sliding back down, her breasts rubbing across his chest as the tip re-opened the depths inside her again, though not as far. She tried again, hoisting forward as he very nearly popped out, but flat against his chest her hips couldn't turn at the angle to take him fully.
She wanted to lift away from him to correct this, but Jaune only pulled her closer as he revealed his own strategy. He lifted his knees to dig his heels into the dirt, angled his own hips and then bucked suddenly into her from below.
"Augnn!" Ruby strained out as he hit home, plunging into her at nearly the same depth they started at. The force was foreign to her, but… so strangely welcome as he stuffed her rectum. She always suspected she was sensitive in this regard, but it was all but confirmed with her lady bits singing of the echoes felt from nextdoor.
Her arms slipped beneath his and came up to grip his shoulders from the back for leverage as she waited, slowly sliding up.
He took the hint fast, drawing out again, his hands helping to shift her by the hips before she slowly began to slide back. He pulled her down as his hips thrusted again, and she rewarded him with a squeal.
Inside of three thrusts, the two found their rhythm and were heartily fornicating. The speed, vigorous, but not overly so. Ruby descended into rolling, punctuated moans as every point-seven seconds she would surge back and he would thrust up into her. Her shapely buttocks would loudly pat against his thighs as he rolled constantly over her insides and was none too gentle about it… and she liked it that way.
After a while of it though, Jaune thrusted hard and stopped, pulling her against him.
"J-Jaune? What—"
Before she could continue, she found them tumbling to the side, and quickly found herself flat on her back. She moved to look him in the eye, before attempting to decide what to do with the new position.
He seemed distant, largely because in the process of moving her, the surprise had caused Ruby to unconsciously clench over him. He was enjoying this too much to let it end early, and that put him closer to the edge that he'd have liked.
"Ack!" Ruby shrieked, before Jaune noticed she'd thrust both hands to the front of her skirt, and was shoving it down as hard as possible. Her legs stretched behind him towards this end. "Jaaaaaune!" she whined, going ruddy. "I-I-I don't know what to do with this! If I bring my legs back, you're gonna see everything!"
Jaune noted it was a problem. Maybe if they were using her frontdoor it wouldn't be an issue, but her backdoor was less accessible like this, so she automatically had to lean her hips forward to stay. And likewise, her legs were really getting in the way. He could hardly move. The simple solution was that she bring her legs up… but that would expose her completely, as she said.
Buuuut, if all she was worried about was being seen by him…
Ruby groaned as he shifted, before leaning as far forward as possible. She panicked a moment as he bent her legs back as he went, but it was soon apparent what he was doing.
"J-just don't lean back, just look at me," Ruby ordered as his face was nearly even with hers.
Once she was satisfied he wasn't going to disobey, she bashfully pursed her lips as she lifted her legs up near to her shoulders, flipping her skirt and exposing her to anyone that might have been watching… except Jaune.
Jaune, who pressed down onto her, shifted his hips and slammed hard into her keister.
"AUGUH!"
With this kind of access, Ruby felt him take her with the least possible obstruction, and as such he plunged to a depth that left a taste of steel at the back of her throat for some reason. There was a blinding, overwhelming sensation deep inside as he tapped her out.
And it didn't stop there. Jaune took control and pistoned into her harder than before, and about as fast. From this position, she could do little but ride out the storm… and she loved it.
Something about surrendering control, being used and acted upon like this, holding on and enjoying the ride… Remnant girls were generally encouraged to take as much initiative as the boys. There was almost nothing one could do that the other couldn't.
But in this case, she was totally okay with finding out what Jaune did once he'd already done it. She was practically dripping as she wrapped her arms and legs around him, and just let him pound her cute little butt numb.
A bit later though, and Jaune stopped rather suddenly, the silence filled with the pair's voices. One, panting in exhaustion, the other moaning dreamily.
"J-Jaune… why'd you stop?" she complained, ankles pressing into the small of his back as she gently prodded him to move.
"T-too close…" he answered, chin on her collarbone. "I-I almost…"
"Well, isn't that what you wanted? I thought that was the goal," Ruby wondered.
He sighed, adjusting and allowing himself a slow thrust. "Look, this… this might be one of the greatest moments ever, for me, and… I'm not keen on letting it end so fast."
She giggled, somehow flattered at the notion. "Well, yeah, I wouldn't want you to stop quite yet either."
"Actually," he said, eyes finding hers, "what did you want me to do with it? D'you want me to pull out, or—?"
"And risk firing a shot right at my 'Y'?" she asked with odd clarity. "I'm not gonna have a butt-baby, Jaune, just set it off in there."
"Oh, uh...wow!" he exclaimed awkwardly, it fully dawning that the girl he was having hot, sweaty, sweet buttsex with also wanted him to finish inside her… "You sure?"
She shrugged. "Don't know what difference it makes, not like it grosses me out… it's all just gonna come out at some point with everything else…"
He really had nothing to say to that. She always had a frank bluntness that made conversations with her bewildering. At once unexpected, yet blisteringly inarguable, like she'd pointed out something so obvious that to retort felt foolish.
"Umm…" Ruby hummed, fidgeting beneath him as he realized he'd been lost in thought
for a good while. "Y'think we can switch this up a bit? This is kinda wearing out my thighs."
"Oh, um… what did you have in mind?"
She considered. "You could get behind me? Might be easier. Just… keep your eyes closed, and I'll keep mine."
"Right," he said, adjusting his knees as his eyes closed, "I'll just have to…"
In spite of her promise, Ruby's eyes shot open as she felt him wrench free of her body, with all but an audible "pop." She closed them again as he stood up, and she worked to stand. Having gotten accustomed to his presence inside her, she felt her rear buzzing and warm despite the evening breeze… not to mention still blissfully gooey.
"Okay, I'm up and turned away," Jaune called. "Y'know, so you don't see it."
Indeed, she looked to see him turned away, hands clearly guarding his manhood. She suppressed a chuckle, before finding the nearby tree and setting her hands upon it.
It felt odd to do this, knowing it was far more Yang-like behavior, but she did her best to angle her spine in an alluring way and pop her butt out. If not to entice him, than because accessing her butt was kind of important.
And despite what they'd already spent several minutes tangled up in, she felt nervousness slither over her. For him to see her posed like this. For him to penetrate her body again.
"O-okay," she squeaked, trembling slightly, "come get me, b-buttlover."
She turned away, blushing fiercely at her own lame, weird come-on, and just waited.
Jaune, meanwhile, turned at the phrasing to stop dead at the sight. Bent over, standing up and plainly presented to him, her shapely backside draped by her cloak.
He drifted closer and closer, till his hands were upon her hips, her lacey skirt transitioning gently to her soft skin underneath. A simple brush swept the cloak out of his way, and he dipped his hips low as he moved in under her skirt, gently rising until he felt his tip slide across her buttocks. He pressed further, wedging himself between them, eyelessly seeking his target.
Her head turned so one eye could find his own, as he reached a hand around her to plant it just beneath her navel, his forearm just atop her thighs.
Breath ragged, she felt him search around, but it was a short quest. Finding the hottest, most syrupy core of her backside must have been child's play, as she felt him slot against her backdoor.
There was but a moment's pause as her eye found his, before turning back to the tree and gently pressing back against him, breath ragged.
"Hnng— uuuuhn…!"
Ruby couldn't help but groan out as he plunged suddenly back into her, taking his tip and half the shaft in a single stroke, forcing her open from her relaxed state.
"A-aaahn… ulh…"
Taking body language to a new level, she pressed herself further against him to urge him on, and indeed his arm pulled her closer as he pressed in until he was buried to the hilt once more.
Ruby did her best to relax as he backed off slightly before going right back to work.
Pat… Pat… Pat… Pat…
The noise of her slapping, stuffed buttocks pierced the clearing over their grunts and groans and moans. She still, really could barely believe this was actually happening. And the more she scrutinized the feeling of her body being penetrated, the more it transferred to her bliss-laden nethers nextdoor. Their combined motions were becoming so smooth against her innards that she inwardly focused and agonized over his firm tip gliding over her insides. At once, forced to follow the curvy path of her guts, and simultaneously forcing her to fit him as he went.
It was like some bizarre dance on every level, and it was driving her crazy!
"Oooh, churn me like butter…!" she murmured, before trying something... different.
She wasn't sure if Jaune noticed, but she used her muscles to clench down experimentally over him. Then, she slowly applied the same force she might for… 'expelling.' After all, that area was only full of one thing at the moment.
But she stopped partway through this, as Jaune embedded at his maximum depth, pressing her cheeks flat as they grunted together.
Ruby lightly gasped as he leaned over her back, almost flat against her, and his free hand clapped over her breast. She could feel his warm breath on her neck, and she shivered.
Then, he made to follow her words almost to the letter. He seemed intent to remain at the same depth, and replaced his motion entirely with his gyrating hips. She merely let her mouth hang open with shallow moans as he went deeper than deep, rotating around as his tip swiveled inside her, like his meat were a roller painting every nook from top to bottom. The pressure was exquisite and constant, as he still thrusted with more force and less distance, grinding into her.
And then he turned the tables harder.
"Ahhhg-gg-god, Jauuune!" she wailed, barely bothering to keep her eyes open as she felt his tongue run across her ear, and she understood exactly why Yang had suggested this in the first place.
It was too much… it was too lavish and loving… He was so big, he encompassed her so easily, and she could feel the weight of his physique with every motion. His hand on her breast gently squeezed and rubbed clumsily, but so gentle her heart might break.
"I… I can't—" she sighed, before her right hand let go of the tree, her left crossing to support them instead. The right shot beneath, only to run into Jaune's arm over her waist. She nearly tried to reach over him for her throbbing flower, but a flash of inspiration somehow struck her in the haze as she followed the arm to the hand that belonged to it.
At first Jaune's hand reacted as if to link with hers, but instead she seized it by the back of his wrist and led it to her promised land.
She nearly wailed as his fingers began to conform to her lady bits, but before he could ad lib too much, she maintained her grip on his hand and began to puppet his fingers with her own from beneath. It was like masturbating, but if she controlled a hand that she neither felt, nor was that of a female… perfect.
In no time at all, she could feel her essence slick all over his fingers, as they rubbed her at last where it counted. With her guidance, she was so close… so close she could scream!
In fact, she was getting rather loud. So loud, that she barely noticed his hand leaving her breast before it turned her head around and—
The sound muffled at once, as it passed through the medium that was Jaune's own mouth.
Some part of her brain might have recalled the 'no mouth stuff' rule… but he had been the one against kissing in the first place, so…
Ruby didn't really know what to do here, so settled for lightly puckering her still open mouth, closing her eyes and doing her best not to involve her tongue as their lips wrestled.
She couldn't deny… as he rodgered her from the back and he ground his hand against her front… this might've been the missing piece to the puzzle.
With that, their pace hastened in an almost imperceptible way. Still steady, but longer, building to a great crescendo.
Jaune unglued his mouth from hers. "R-Ruby, I…"
She felt his thrusts nearly lift her off her feet, before he hilted once more and stopped, gripping her tight as his lips found hers again.
Feeling apprehensive, but fascinated and excited, her eyes flew open as she felt it. The thing invading her body swelled and pulsed, like a hammering heart. It was a sensation she couldn't have missed if she tried, even distracted by Jaune's enormous moan straight into her mouth.
She waited to feel a sensation of being sprayed from the inside, but the closest she felt was a hot swelling deep where his tip was embedded within her.
Regardless… she'd just been 'come inside of'! There was something so weirdly hot about it, and she'd be damned if she was going to waste that particular high.
She ground his fingers hard against her nub, gyrating her own hips to squeeze the most of her last penetrated moments before he became useless for it.
She nearly cramped her hand as he played his fingers like an instrument. They rubbed all the hotspots, but she needed more! She found two of his fingers and reached them back before shoving them just inside her still (technically) virginal passage. Then she rubbed his thumb over her button… swirl swirl swirl swirl… yes..! ...YES!
It felt like forever, but she nearly saw stars as she moaned into his lips, and Jaune felt surreal pride as she felt her own blessed bits literally throbbing onto his still-inserted fingers. Oddly, he could feel his own… 'bit'… through the flesh of her slick walls.
Eventually, they both wound down, releasing the other's face and gasping fresh air into their lungs.
Soon Ruby found her long extended legs giving out as they trembled, and she made to squat down. Jaune, his length and fingers still engulfed by her body, awkwardly followed.
Ruby released the tree and leaned back against him, head falling against his chest and nuzzling into him.
She grunted as Jaune finally removed his fingers, idly rubbing them together before stopping. Rather than slimy like the rest of her flower, his fingers felt almost… pasty. He raised them up in front of them, Ruby taking notice and ducking her head slightly.
The tips of his fingers were a rusty, uneven red. Darker in places, almost brown in others, and much of it congealed.
"I'm sorry…" Ruby said, before nearly trying to hide her face with her hood. "It's my 'time' and I wasn't thinking, I just really needed you there."
Jaune laughed nervously as he idly wiped his hand on the grass. "No no, it's nothing, it's just on my fingers. That's just a normal… girl thing. Important thing is you liked it… right?"
She stopped trying to hide and arched her neck to look at him. "Jaune… that was incredible."
"Wait," Jaune spluttered, "incredible?"
"Yeah!" Ruby continued, starry-eyed. "Yang said nobody's first time is ever good, that it's awkward, that it hurts, especially up the butt, that nobody does it right…"
"I mean, I—" Jaune began, but stopped. "Wait, so it didn't really hurt, right?"
Ruby scoffed. "Oh, now you're worried about that? I mean, it was pretty tough gettin' ya' in there, but if I didn't like it I would've stopped you. I want you to feel better, but I'm not gonna hurt myself like that.
"But come on! You're still up my butt right-flipping-now, and I'm talking to you like we're having lunch. I'd almost want you to do me again right here, but… Hnn!"
Jaune felt a curious sensation as she beared down on him, and at once he felt himself flop out like a lethargic fish.
"Uh," Jaune intoned, "did you just?"
She raspberried up at him and chuckled with a blush. "I just pooped you out, doof. I don't want to tempt either of us, cause I want to sit down in the morning. Mostly numb right now, but I don't want you to rub me raw."
"Oh," he said, rather stunned. But she was already reaching into her bag and pulling out toilet paper, idly mopping off her various juices. She finished fast, and handed the roll his way.
"Here, you were the one worried about being clean, right?"
He took it, careful to be frugal with his usage. "Yeah, don't know why, but I never thought about how wet and gooey it gets afterward. It's even in the hair…"
She giggled. "Don't want it all over your undies, huh?"
"No, we have enough laundry problems as it is! Not that I'm complaining, it's totally worth it."
"I've only ever touched myself, so I don't have much to compare to… but I loved it so much, and if stained underwear and a numb butthole are the worst of it, then you're gonna make your special girl really really happy some day.
"But, till then, while we're out here…" she continued, more slowly. "Could you make me, really really happy once in awhile?"
He looked down at her, eyes glistening, before planting a single, slow kiss on her lips. "I guess we're friends with benefits now?"
She smiled and wiggled her hips at him. "Or maybe… butt-buddies?"
He laughed. "No, that's…"
"Aw why not?!"
The conversation faded into the night, and none were the wiser in the morning. Even with the lost sleep, they awoke from a dreamless slumber, refreshed and ready. Be it a swarm of Grimm, or a secret midnight rendezvous, carpet diem, indeed.
A/N* Well, that's the icebreaker for these two!
I do actually intend to follow-up on this, but consider it more of a pick-and-choose anthology rather than any kind of straightforward story. Yes, for those of you not into anal (in which case, I'm surprised you're still here) this does mean more "normal" relations are planned, as well as decidedly ABNORMAL ones.
Either way, I hope you've enjoyed what's here, and that maybe you'll enjoy what comes later.