Hi, people. Yeah, I got bored in school today so I decided to make another chapter to the story! And I haven't added a chapter in a while, so please bear with me! Okay… the end…
On With The Story!
(Note: N is Neji and… oh I don't need to do this anymore, do I? Good."
N: Uh, hey Lee.
L: Hello, Neji!
N: Er… if I ask you for dating advice, are you going to tell me to bring beef stroganoff to her house?
L: Of course! Beef stroganoff is very youthful!
N: -.-U
L: So… do you want dating advice or not?
N: Yes!
L: Excellent! Who do you like?
N: If I tell you, I'll also tell Gai-sensei you were plucking your eyebrows yesterday!
L: No! And, uh…
N: Yes?
L: Did I tell you I saw Tenten and Sasuke making out yesterday?
N: What! Where!
L: Gotcha.
N: Damn…
L: Okay! Now, let's go buy Tenten some flowers! And beef stroganoff! YUM!
N: I'm beginning to think that this was a mistake.
L: Hahaha, of course you are! Let's go.
N: Oh, fine…
(Half an hour later…)
L: See! Now you're all dressed up and ready to ask Tenten out!
N: You know that I hate you, right, Lee?
L: Oh, come on! You look fantabulous in that suit!
N: Is fantabulous even a word?
L: Uh… yes?
N: Pfft! Yeah, right.
L: Whatever! Now, let us youthfully walk down the path of life and dating!
N: I think Gai-sensei has brainwashed you.
L: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF GAI-SENSEI IN VAIN?
N: Okay, okay! If I ask Tenten out will you get off my back?
L: Of course!
N: Okay. There she is now. (Goes up to Tenten.) Tenten, will you – ULP – will you go out with me?
T: Sure!
L: Finally! The fountain of youth has Neji in its favor! He will not go to the hospital in his girlfriend's wrath!
T: You mean you set me up?
N: No, no, no, no, no, nothing like that!
T: You creep! (WHAM!)
L: Oh, my god…
N: TENTEEEEEEEEEN! (screams, bangs, explosions, and the sound of many, many shurikens and kunai preparing to imbed themselves inside of a certain Hyuuga's body.)
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And there you have it, peoples! Chapter 3 of Rock Lee's Dating Service! ALL REVIEWS WELCOME!
-Natsyourlord