A/N: Yay! Another chapter! Thanks must go to The Enchanted Teakettle for being our first reviewer! This chapter is dedicated to you!
One happy day, while Harry Potter was doing high jump, Ron and Hermione ran up. "Harry, come quick and don't forget to eat your canary creams! We don't want you to look normal!" Harry had never looked like a normal, everyday person.
Draco Malfoy was running the 1500 metres race, but then he got tired, so he got on a moose and rode away.
"There must be a way! Aha!" yelled Dumbledore. Snape looked confused, but tried to smirk, which left him with Colin Creevey's camera. Harry danced the Macarena around Snape until he was so dizzy that he fell down. Snape nudged him with his boot, and a red and pink jumper that clashed horribly with Harry's newly dyed pink hair. Snape wanted pink hair too, so he collapsed in a heap.
Harry was annoyed. His life-long dream of opening a chicken farm was shattered. And it was all because of Sirius! If he hadn't taken the last marshmallow at the campfire, none of this would have happened!
"Oh no! The sky is falling!" But in fact it was an acorn. Draco threw the acorn into the lake, and the giant squid popped up to say hello, but everybody got scared because they thought it would eat them.
"Alohomora!" The treasure chest behind he opened with a squeak. The treasure was Harry's child hood collection of sugar. He always believed that sugar made the medicine go down. He shouted it. "Harry? Are you high?" asked Dumbledore. "No." replied Harry. "Well, do you want to be?"
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