Hey there, chaos here. Seeing as you wanted a update, I worked though the night and finished this. (then waited till after a lot of seeping to update.)

wow! Lots of comments. Ok, here is the score on the question, 'who gets Sakura?'. Well, here are the results.

Shikamaru x Sakura- 3

Garra x Sakura- 1

Kakashi x Sakura- 1

So, needless to say, it looks like Shika's in the lead. Looks like it will be a natural genius with a worked for it genius. I'll start writing the next chapter, and it will be up soon. (My mother go's over them to correct anything the spell check missed. I'm very thankful for it.)

As for which class Garra is going to teach, here are the subjects.

Work shop- I think it might fit him nicely, seeing as he has that gord in the show and sand and wood are both earth, so it would work.

LA- I agree. For some reason or another, you can just see him teaching this. What would be really funny if he didn't really say anything other then 'hn'. Not much for the language there, Garra?

Cooking- this would be a fun thing to do. It go's against his character, and it would be a funny way for him to meet Naruto. (By the way, it's Naruto that he will have the brotherly / sisterly relationship with.) Maybe it could be like a calming thing for him?

Now that that's out of the way, I thank all those who commented. They would be:

Udhinasasa- good to know.

Phebepink- that's good. Yeah, Garra & Sakura would click. They both have tempers, after all. Lol!

Frank- thanks.

Donna- whew. That's good. Sorry I didn't write the whole name. My hands are starting to hurt.

Cluelessninja- HA! Good to know I make people laugh. And I still kept them in some character.

Willowwhite- thank yous. :)

IloveItachihessohot- heh heh! Good to know my story makes people chipper. (Now has an evil smile on face.)

Tsukie- yeah, in some cases they don't go together, but hey, not enough stories out there of the two.

Ws1140- don't worry. Funny things will happen in the office.

Thank you all and hope you enjoy the story. We'll have to wait and see which one Garra teaches. I promise I'll try and update as fast has possible.

Disclaimer: no, I don't own Naruto. I would be living in Antarctica with the best care for my brother if I did.

Now, on with it!

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Teachers War, part 2: History vs. violence

Tenten had been in class for a while. The other students had been leavening her alone, but she kept her guard up just in case.

She had over heard earlier that her history class teacher had been one of the ones to take a vacation.

Well, hope he's having a good time, and he better hope for his sake that this new guy learns the ways around here. She thought, frowning. She knew why the teachers needed a break, but it was still a pain to train a new teacher, and she could only hope he wasn't a stubborn idiot.

She cracked her knuckles at that thought, and some students backed away from her. She noticed this out of the corner of her eye, and had to cover her mouth to keep from laughing.

Theses guys were scared stiff of her.

Ah, this new teach should be no problem. She thought, smirking. Then her mind went to another subject.

Hmmm… I wonder what Naruto and Sakura are doing? She wondered having an idea on what Naruto was doing.

Giggle. Probably tormenting some new teacher. She thought while smiling. Naruto could be sometimes so predicable.

Just then everyone started getting to their seats. Tenten assumed that someone heard the teachers coming. Tenten took her feet up off their resting place on her desk.

Alright, new guy. Let's see what you got! She thought, just has the door was being opened.

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Neji was having a heck of a time trying to keep himself from shouting at the poor man in front of him. But you couldn't really blame him. I mean, he IS making a big deal of nothing. Right?

"Oh, and if you need medical assistance just shout at the top of your lugs. Oh, and another thing…" he went on like that for a while. Neji was getting to the end of his rope and desperately trying to block him out.

For crying out loud! They're teens! High school students! Driven by emotions! They're not wild animals waiting to eat my flesh. Although thinking back he would probably think something along those lines when he was a student.

Well, not literally, anyway. He thought, correcting himself.

Then the other teacher stopped in front of a door, and was looking at it with what Neji could only describe as a cornered animal.

"Well. Is this the history class I'm teaching?" he asked, getting really annoyed with this man.

The other teacher turned to him, a little paler, eyes a little wider, and fingers twitching.

"Y-yes. This is history room 128." He said, looking more and more frightened with every word. Neji took a calming breath.

"Please stop worrying for me. I can handle much worse then a class room full of teenagers." He told him, in his 'listen to me' voice. The teacher just slumped his shoulders.

"A-al-alright." He said, now grabbing the door handle, pushing the door open and entering with Neji following. The other teacher sighed.

So young. So sure of himself. he sighed.

With any luck he'll have some self controlling training. Looking around the room, he saw the thing he was getting afraid of. Other wise, he might by the next one to walk out on the job. He thought, looking straight at Tenten.

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Tenten was keeping her eyes on the older of the two men who came in. She only snapped out of it when the older one started speaking.

"Alright, class. This will be your new history teacher, Mr. Hyuuga." He told them, keeping a lot of his fear out of his voice.

Everyone eyes went to the handsome young man behind him, and Tenten had to stop herself from blushing and grabbing that long hair.

Well well well, what do we have here? She thought as she looked at the new teacher.

He had beautiful pearl eyes, for a minute, Tenten thought he was blind. His long chestnut hair was tied loosely at the end. He was slender, and fair, but Tenten could spot a fighter a mile away, even with his feminine looks. Also, he was one of the few people she would run into that ware a good bit taller then herself. He was wearing a white button up short sleeved shirt with black pants.

Tenten got a look on her face. Oh great. That's just great. This guys gonna be one heck of a stuck up. She thought while glaring at him. One thing to know about Tenten, she HATES stuck up people. And again, this only gets worse if it's a man.

Looks like someone's gonna get a bruise'n. She thought while flexing her hand. Hopefully someones gonna be stupid this class and I get a punching bag. Other wise, I might have to leave the class again. She also has a rule: never attack a teacher. It looks stupid and is the worst kind of display of no self control. So far she hasn't met a teacher that she even felt like hurting, but this guy might be the first.

Hyuuga, you better be at least a little like your cousin. Other wise this will be a very difficult class for the both of us. She thought, keeping her glare on the college student.

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Neji looked on as the teacher settled the class down. After he was done, he excused himself from the room.

But not before looking very worried in Neji direction.

What is wrong with this school's teachers? They act like the students are maniacs. He thought, before sighing and turning his attention to the class.

"Alright, everyone. Let's get started on the battle of the red rose house." He told them, turning his back to write on the chalk board. (Don't ask. I couldn't think of anything else.)

He went on to teach, getting the occasional feeling of someone watching him, but he brushed it off. The girls probably were. He never would get why high school girls got crushes on their teachers. It would never happen.

Then again, they are driven by 99.98 hormones, and 0.02 common sense. He thought, frowning.

Sigh. This will be a long tiring time. Oh well, at least its history. He told him self, putting his working face back on.

Well, back to teaching empty heads. He thought, turning around and talking to the class again.

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Tenten was tapping her fingers like mad. So far he had displayed all the traits of a stuck up rich prick. If this went on for all the classes, she might have to start skipping. The problem with that was, she liked history.

Ugh! They'll let anyone teach these days! She thought with annoyance. She had been unknowingly glaring at the new history teacher since he entered the room. It didn't look like he noticed anything either.

She had been also occasionally cracking her knuckles. The kids around her had been leaning away from her to a point where they were almost falling off their seats, in an attempt to get away from the ticked off weapons mistress.

Maybe he'll decide that this is a waste of his precious time, and go do something he enjoys. Like getting an $800 manicure. She thought, trying to calm herself down with the hope that he would leave.

Yeah, leave before he drives me to hurt something.

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Neji was going though some papers while the class was writing down the notes for the session. But every once in a while he would have to glance up at the class to find out whom was looking at him. It was getting irritating, and distracting.

Don't teenage girls have something better to do with their time then looking at the new teacher? He thought, looking at the class again.

"Sigh." As much as he liked the quiet, it was disappointing to see that this was like your average class after all.

After wanting to see what that man's problem was, it looks like he was just afraid of teenagers. He thought, getting ticked at the man. Sigh. If he was so afraid of them, he shouldn't have gotten a job teaching at a high school. He thought with disgust.

Little did he know, he should have been grateful for the peace while it lasted.

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A boy next to Tenten had been copying another girl's notes for a while now. Tenten was waiting for her cough, arrogant, cough, teacher to notice, but it looks like he is too preoccupied with his papers, so she would have to find some other way to get his attention.

Thinking about some way to get the teacher's attention, she started to drift back to all the things Naruto had shown her to do. Having a friend who knows how to make traps was very useful, at least in Tenten's opinion.

Hmmmm... Hey! What about that mini fire cracker that she gave me! Tenten thought back to the little toy Naruto had made. She liked to make random things for her and Sakura, but while Sakura tries to stay away from most of them, Tenten finds them very handy in a pinch, and keeps a few on her at all times.

Making her movements as unnoticeable has possible; she got the cracker from her pocket. Now she just had to light the fuse, without drawing attention to herself.

Luckily for her, Naruto thinks about things like this, and made a fuse that would light with just a small amount of friction. Taking off the tape that was around the top of the fuse to keep it from going off in someone's pocket, she rubbed it on the bottom of her desk, and then threw it behind her.

No wait is long if you use anything made by Naruto Uzumaki.

Within seconds of her throwing it, it went off with a lot of loud bangs, and some little fire works.

Everyone's head snapped to the direction, including the new teachers. He got up and started over to the cracker.

Tenten had to bite her lip to keep from smiling, or laughing.

I'm going to have to thank Naruto for this, not to mention get her to make more. She thought, holding back giggles.

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Neji was investigating the sudden noise that interrupted his class. When he got there he picked up the remains of what looked like a small fire cracker.

A fire cracker? Looks like I have a trouble maker in the class. He thought, looking the charred remains over. Then he got up to address the class.

"Alright! Now who threw this?" he asked them, in a commanding voice. At first they all appeared to be thinking of who could've done a cracker that small, then their eyes began widening one by one and they started going back to what they were doing.

Sadly for them, Neji caught all of this.

He gave them all a commanding look. "If you have any idea who could've done this, you should speak up." he told them. Everyone stayed quiet. Then he got an idea. Smirking he said. "Other wise, we will all be having a pop quiz tomorrow!" he told them. Some stiffened, others looked like they might say something, but they still stayed silent.

Neji sighed. "Very well, I hope you all study hard to night." He told them, making sure to sound disappointed in them.

They all knew who probably did that. There was only one girl who could make fire crackers that loud that small.

And her best friend was not far from where it went off.

And they would sooner eat raw meat then tell on Tenten.

Walking back to his desk, he saw to his right, a boy writing fast notes. He looked up at Neji, a moment of panic he kept his face calm. "Yes, sir?" he asked, in an all too innocent voice.

Neji caught that, but let in slide. "Nothing, good job." He told him. Boys will be boys after all.

So with that, he went back to his desk.

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Tenten was furious. Not only had he not noticed that the boy was copying, he praised him.

OK. I tried Naruto's way. I guess it's MY way time. She thought, getting a big smirk. She looked at what she had around her.

Let's see… her eyes fell on her book first. Then she got a big smile.

Oh, yeah! She thought, her smile growing. Luckily for her, it looked like the new teacher had dropped his guard and went back to his papers.

Looking over, it looked like the idiot who thought he could copy while in Tenten presence, was back to doing just that.

Her hands grabbed the book. Boy, you should have thought about this before you tried it! She thought, as she was raising her arm back.

Then, without warning to anyone else she hurled it at the boys head.

"Damnit! Would you stop COPYING ALREADY?!!"

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Neji's head snapped up at the shouting. A girl was standing over a boy with her arm out stretched and a book flying across the room. The said boy was also grabbing his head in pain.

"owowowowowwo!" the boy cried. The girl just looked at him with a scowl on her face.

"ALRIGHT!! WHATS Going on here?!" he shouted at them, getting up from his desk and coming over to them. The girl turned her head to him.

"He was copying notes off of her!" she told him, pointing to a girl beside the boy. (I don't know who this boy is, so I'm not going to bother giving them names.)

Neji picked up the girls paper and then the boys. They were identical. The kid didn't even bother to change the sentence structure or anything.

Neji looked at the boy in a disapproving manner. The boy just looked in pain from the book.

"Alright you, that'll be detention." He told him, giving the girl back her paper. The boy looked very annoyed with that, and was about to argue, but Neji threw him a look that shut him up instantly.

Then he looked at the girl who threw the book. She was standing over the boy with her arms crossed. The boy got up still rubbing his head in pain.

"Oh, suck it up, boy! I didn't hit you that hard!" she told him, getting a light smirk on her face. The boy just cowered away from her.

That's when Neji turned his full attention to her.

"You'll be joining him, Miss. Miyagi." He told her, watching her face snap to him.

"What?! Hello, new Teach, you missed him copying even when standing right over him. Not my fault I just dealt with it." she told him, looking very angry.

Now, Neji did admit he probably should have caught him, but her method was harsh at best.

"Perhaps, but was throwing a 10 pound book at him necessary? You could have just told me." He told her, keeping his voice calm.

Tenten started gripping the side of her desk, to keep from punching him. She was getting really angry. Anyone could see that.

The other students started to lean back and away from the girl. She was getting madder then she had been in a while and no one wanted to call her focus to them.

Neji noticed everyone's movements and sighed inwardly.

Looks like I've met one of the bullies of the school. He glumly thought. With that, he decided to actually look at the girl who had every one scared. Seeing as he had a 0 tolerance for that kind of thing.

Her face was fairly pretty. She didn't wear make-up and anything too famine. Her ears were both pierced and simple. Looking at the rest of her he saw that she was wearing a red Chinese style, loose sleeves top that was long enough to be a dress. On her arms were fish net sleeves. She wore loose black pants and black gloves. Though them he could see some bruises on her knuckles. Some old and some fresh.

Now taking a good look at her arms, he could see that she was very, very strong.

All in all, she was a fighter. No question about it.

That explains a few things. He thought, getting very ticked now. He did not like fighters turning into bullies. Little did he know, she was just strict towards people who cheated they're way though life. That and she loves a good, clean fight.

So, they got locked in a glaring contest, neither backing down. He had now figured out who had thrown that fire cracker. She had wanted him to see the boy copying, and he hadn't, so she took matters into her own hands. It was the method used that had Neji ticked, not to mention the fire cracker that disturbed that students who were working.

Finally, Neji had had enough. He closed his eyes, making Tenten think for a second that she had won. Then he started to walk towards the door.

"Miyagi, principles office, NOW." He ordered her, making his tone very clear. She got madder at that, but said nothing.

As she walked to the door, she noticed him following her. She turned around to yell at him, but he beat her to the punch.

"I want you to get there, and not get lost." He told her, looking at her like she was a criminal. She gave him a death glare and walked rushing ahead of him. He caught her half way down the hall and held on to her arm.

"Shouldn't run in the halls." he said as she tried to get her arm out of his grip. Sadly, it looked like he was also one of the few people who were stronger then her.

Tenten was ready to hurt this guy badly.

She needs a lesson to learn.

He's gonna hit the roof when I get out of this! Rich prick!! Hope you don't have a problem with your blood pressure, jerk!!

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Well? What do you think? Sorry if it gets a little running towards the end. That's kind of what happens if you push your self to write till the whole things finished.

Anyway, seeing has it's still night time, I'm off to go waste time. And try to start and finish the next chapter tonight.

Bye bye! Hope you have a good time. :)