So, I didnt expect to get as many reviewers as I did so I'm going to post chapter three. Enjoy

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight... Yet

Im Back Family

'' Go Bella!'', Rosalie shouted, congratulating me on taking down an Elk on my first hunting trip. Even with two Mountain Lions, one Bear, and a Deer, I still hadnt been satisfied. The thirst in my mouth seemed to cool down a little and I had really hoped that it wouldnt come back.

'' Uhh...Thanks Rose'', I wasnt used to her being this civil to me so I came up short in conversation.

" We should probably head back home before Carlisle and Esme blow a gasket", Jasper drawled in his sexy southern voice. I didnt know why, but the thoughts running through my head about Jasper were getting naughtier and naughtier by the second.

'' Yeah'', Emmett piped in. " Dont wanna get a vampire whooping for being a-late''. I stiffled my laughter. How great was Emmett at easing up tension.

After taking down another wild animal, we all headed home to wash up. My hear was spread wildly on my forehead and the plain white shirt I was wearing was covered in blood. Suprisingly, the house was not and I mean was not all happy and cheery like when we left. Instead, the sound of yelling, growling, and screaming assaulted our ears.

'' You bastard!'', Esme shouted, '' You lying, cheating, asshole! You left Bella for this atrocity!''.

" Faye is not an atrocity''. I gasped. Edward! My suprise was instantly replaced with anger. He left me!

" You are no son of mine", Carlisle said, his voice laced with his own venom,'' How could you?''.

We all ran into the house and were meeted by the sight of Edward holding some bleached blonde barbie, and Carlisle attempting to hold Esme back.

" What the hell is going on!'', Rosalie screeched.

" What are they doing here!'', Emmett boomed, ready to pounce on Edward and his new girlfriend.

Jasper stood by me, my hand unconsiously drifted down to his own.

" Jazz?'', I asked, not understanding why all of this was happening to me.

" Shhh Bells'', he whispered, patting my head and rubbing my hand.

" Bella'', I was taken aback when Edward addressed me in a soothing voice. " I dont get a hug?''

I immediatley was filled with rage.

" Excuse me!'', I snarled. " You left me for this blonde trash'', I said, gesturing to his girlfriend who was sporting ugly blonde highlights in her bleached hair, horrible bright red lipstick, stilettos, pink booty shorts, and a tight fitting top that showed way too much cleaveage.

'' I am not trash'', Ugh! Her voice hurt my ears. It was high pitched, nasally, and sounded like a cat was drowning all at the same time. " Why do you think Edward left you for me?''.

" Because he is a good for nothing asshole'', I answered with a sneer on my face. " Soon, he'll do the same thing to you''.

" I only left you Bella because you were hideous and repulsive. A vampire with a plain Jane like you? Please''. Edward commented. His hooker dressed barbie smirked at me. I just rolled my eyes.

" Dont talk about her like that!'', Jasper yelled, Everyone was stunned at how loud he was. Usually he would only talk in his usual southern drawl. " Bella's way better with that bitch you have!''. Edward growled and jumped on Jasper. Jasper easily got control and flung Edward across the room into a grand piano.

" You... You monster'', Edward roared, wiping piano dust off of him. " You are most definately not worth my time''. Jasper just smirked.

" I agree''. I giggled a little at his remark.

" Edward'', Carlisle started, '' Get out. Now.''. Edward huffed and walked back over to Faye.

" I think I will''. Nobody said anything as they walked out the door, Edward slamming it so it hanged off the hinges.

" Remind me to fix that'', Esme grumbled unhappily.

" Well-'', Just as Rosalie was about to say something. Emmett interupted.

" How about some Tv?'', He questioned. We all nodded and muttered in agreement as we made our way to the couches.

Authors note: Well, that took forever to write. I was hoping I could get a few more reviews out of you guys. How about 10-20? If I get around 19, I'll post two chapters instead of one. Maybe three if I get more. Also, I would really appreciate it if you could read Sunburn in Percy Jackson Fanfiction. Really smutty really nice. Speaking about smutt, thing between Jasper and Bella heat up in the next chapter. Also, our least favorite, cheating pixie makes an appearance. Thanks and review.