Ross: What's wrong with Rachel? Why'd her vitals tank like that and why is she unconcious?
Dr: We're gonna do an ultrasound to figure out why. It may be baby related.
A few minutes later.
Dr: Hey Ross, we did an ultrasound and found a pool of blood where the baby's at. It appears the baby may have punctured something meaning the baby is not bleeding.
Ross: When that baby comes out I am grounding it for life. If Rachel dies and the baby survives then I am having the baby tried for murder j/k. Anyway, how do we solve this? Is it as simple as putting Rachel on the ventilator, letting it heal and then getting the baby out or will surgery be needed?
Dr: The baby needs to come out so we can repair the bleed otherwise Rachel will die and then it will only be a matter of time before the baby dies.
Enter waiting room.
Ross: That baby is soo grounded for life!
Monica: And why is that Ross? Isn't that a little harsh for a newborn?
Ross: I was just kidding on that but the baby caused Rachelto have some internal bleeding.
Monica: Oh my god that's terrible. Now I understand the punishment a little more clearly but is still harsh. Will the baby have to come out or is this something that Rachel will have to be put on the ventilator, let it heal and then get the baby out?
Ross: The baby will have to come out to fix the bleeding.
Rachel is then wheeled out of the delivery room and taken to the operating room. A healthy baby boy under the name Thomas is born at 1:45 PM. Rachel is then fixed up and taken to the ICU to recover where she is hooked up to IV's giving her blood and an oxygen mask to assist Rachel's breathing.
One hour later.
Rachel: Ross?
Ross: Rachel? Is that you?
Rachel: Yeah. What happened to me? Why is there a clear plastic dome over my face?
Ross: That's your oxygen mask. The baby caused some bleeding so they had to deliver the baby and get the bleeding to stop. They've got IV's containing blood attached to you to replenish the blood you lost. You were doing great and then you just lost consciousness all of a sudden and it had me freaked out.
Rachel: I was unconscious?
Ross: Uh huh!
Rachel: Wow!
Rachel then fought to stay awake but fell asleep due to the stress put on her body from the illness, the pregnency and the internal bleeding. A few hours later, Rachel was more alert and wanted to hold her new son. Rachel was released from the hospital the next day while the baby came home the day after Rachel.
Rachel: Emma, your baby brother is here!
Emma: He is? Let me hold him for a few if you guys don't mind?
Rachel: Yeah sure but be careful as the baby's organs and bones are mirroed copies of yours meaning if the baby breaks a bone, you break that same bone or if the baby is brain dead, you become brain dead as well. If the baby dies then you die as well. We did this experimental procedure so we wouldn't have to pay for my hospital stay.
Emma: So what your saying is that if the baby were to die from SIDS I would also die from SIDS as well since the baby is somehow relying on my body/bones/organs to survive. I highly doubt this procedure even exists.
Ross: It does not. It's your mom trying to trick you and it almost worked.
Rachel: Yes it did.