Soul Eater Prologue Death the Kid, Liz & Patty

Death the Kid… the Son of Shinigami-Sama. A perfect young man, perfect talent!

"It's over, Lupin." Kid says.

"Huh? The guns are turning into people?!" Lupin says.

"Phantom Thief Lupin, we're going to take your soul!" Kid, Liz & Patti say as one while doing their team pose.

He is almost too much of a perfectionist…

"Hey, Patty! You're a little bit off your mark!" Kid yells pointing to Patty's feet.

"Whaa? Sowwy!" Patty says in a kid voice.

…With an unhealthily uptight temperament.

"Hey… Kid… this isn't really the time to argue over something like that, is it?" Liz asks.

"I want to do everything "perfectly" no matter what it is." Kid explains.

"Kya-ha-ha, the thief is running away!" Patty giggles as Lupin runs away.

"And besides what do I always say? My art is always symmetrical! Symmetry is the ultimate beauty, besides you two of course." Kid continues to explain.

"Here we go…" Liz sighs with a blush on her face still not used to Kid calling her beautiful.

"That's why I always use you two—Twin Guns. When I carry one in each hand, it's symmetrical, see? But on the other hand, when you're in Human form, your hair and body types are different… even the size of your breasts is different!" Kid yells as he grabs one of Liz and Patty's breasts and squeezes.

"Well sooorry if mine are smaller than my little sister's are! Why do you keep going on about symmetry anyway! You have three streaks on the left side of your hair that isn't on your right! That's not symmetrical at all!" Liz yells.

"I know it's horrible… I'm an ugly pig… why was I born I born with those streaks only on my left side?" Kid says crying on the ground.

"There he goes again… Patty…" Liz says knowing what to do.

"Yep!" Patty says already knowing what to do.

"No, you're not an ugly pig not at all! You're a very handsome Shinigami, Kid." Liz says.

"Yeah you're very handsome and sexy!" Patty adds.

"You are the only partner/man for us." They say together.

"So I'm not a worthless piece of garbage?" Kid asks in a hopeful voice.

No, of course not!" Liz says.

"Yeah, you're way better than garbage." Patty adds.

"All right then, I guess I'll make a report to my Dad." Kid says in a better mood thanks to his females/partners.

'He can be a pain, but I would not have him any other way.' Liz thinks to herself as Kid calls his Dad, Shinigami-Sama in the special Shinigami way.

"Hello, hello, those three streaks in your hair are as cute as ever!" Shinigami says cheerfully at his cute Son.

"That does not make me happy, Dad. You don't have to say something like that just because they bother me." Kid says.

"What's the big deal? I see your soul collecting is coming along well. You're a Shinigami, so you don't really have to bother with collecting souls. You can just leave it to the Weapon Meisters." Shinigami says.

"I want to make my own Weapon with my own two hands." Kid says.

"You even have two Weapons, so you have to collect twice as many souls." Shinigami says as he nods his head towards Liz and Patty who nods their heads back.

"That's why I want to get as many souls as I can at once. Are there any good targets?" Kid asks.

"Yeah, if that's what you want… then how about this? Inside the Pyramid Anubis, in the scorching desert country of Egypt… there's a Necromancer Witch who's using a large number of wandering souls there to create mummies. Night after night, she marches along with her mummies and attacks people. It's getting to be a pain… seriously…" Shinigami says with a sigh.

"The Pyramid Anubis, huh? All of architecture back then was based on symmetry, so it sounds great! We'll go there to tour the Pyramid and get rid of the Witch!" Kid says in excitement.

"Liz, Patty, thanks for all the hard work you do. I'm counting on you." Shinigami says.

"You got it!" Liz says with a smile.

"Kay!" Patty says cheerfully.

"All right, see you later." Kid says to his Dad as his partners and he leaves.

-The Pyramid Anubis-

Kid was in awe at all of the perfect symmetry that is outside and inside the Pyramid. Kid, Liz and Patty were all walking and looking at the sites when Kid started to think that the picture in the foyer of his house was off a little to the right and he could not stop thinking about. So when Liz and Patty were not looking he slipped away to go check. Liz and Patty unaware that Kid was gone ran into some mummies.

"EEK! M-Mummies, Patty!" Liz yells in fear.

"Pu, pu, pu." The mummies say with smiley faces.

"But they're kind of cute, aren't they?" Liz asks Patty. Patty nods her head. Then the mummies show their true ugly selves and one licks Liz's face.

"It licked me! It licked me! Stay away germs! Stay away germs! Now you've got me mad! Patty Transform! Kid let's go…" Liz trails off as she sees Kid is not behind them. In his place was a note.

Note

Liz and Patty, I can't help it but I think the picture in the foyer is off center. It's really bugging me, so I'm going home. It's dark, so watch where you step, okay? –Death the Kid

End Note

"Damn! Patty I'll do it!" Liz says still not believing that Kid left them like this.

"Kay, kay! Transform!" Patty says in a sing-song voice as she transforms into her Gun form. Liz starts shooting the mummies and was doing a great job but then she saw a mummy trying to sneak up behind her.

"Tag!" Liz yells as she transforms into her Gun form as Patty transforms back into her Human form.

"Kay!" Patty says as she puts Liz (In Gun form) in a mummy's mouth about to shoot him.

"Hey, don't put me in its mouth!" Liz yells in disgust.

"Sowwy." Patty says in apology and then they tag again and they continue that way until they kill all of the mummies. While they were doing that the Necromancer Witch, Samantha was awaking the Pharaoh who kills her when he awakes. Liz and Patty finish killing the mummies.

"It looks like we've absorbed all of the mummies' souls. Did we split them up exactly" Liz asks.

"Yup! If we didn't split them up exactly, Kid would get depressed." Patty says never liking it when Kid is upset.

"Ugh… this is creepy. I can hear some weird voices coming from deeper inside." Liz says in a scared voice.

"I wonder what they are? Let's go check it out!" Patty says.

"Let's just wait until Kid gets back…" Liz says not wanting to go.

"It'll be alright, you're here!" Patty says as she drags Liz along.

"No way!" Liz cries.

"It's coming from this direction." Patty states as she heads in that direction.

"Quietly, quietly." Liz whispers to Patty.

"Hey, stop all that mumbling!" Patty yells to the noise, while Liz cries in terror. They come to the end of the hall and see the Pharaoh's coffin. The coffin then attacks.

"Wrath of the Pharaoh!" The Pharaoh yells as mummy wraps, wrap around Liz and Patty.

Kid knew it was just his imagination, he always kept everything in his house perfectly symmetrical that there was no way the picture was crooked. Kid was back in the Pyramid rolling along on his skateboard when he heard screams.

'Liz! Patty!' Kid thinks in terror as he speeds up and comes to the end of the hall and enters the Pharaoh's room. Kid walks in and could not believe what he was seeing… mummy wraps were almost molesting his MATES/PARTNERS! Kid saw red after that.

"How dare you touch my Mates like that…you will PAY!" Kid yells in angry and attacks.

Using his skateboard he rips the bandages of Patty and Liz. The girls quickly shifted to gun form. "Now you die!" Kid yelled but didn't shoot. "Yeah kill him Kid!" Liz cheered, but Kid had yet to fire. Bandage made fists flew at Kid hitting him hard. "Kid, what are you doing?!"

"I can't shoot him!" Kid looked at him and the shadows cleared and the sarcophagus was perfectly symmetrical. "Crap Kid dodge run away!" Liz screamed.

The bandages whipped out and pierced Kid's body. "KID!" Liz and Patty screamed. Liz and Patty tried to revert back, but Kid wouldn't let them. He would rather die than have them get hurt. The pharaoh took advantage of Kid's actions to hit and cut him changing the bandages to suit his needs. Fists, knives, hammers, all wailing on Kid's body, but the young Shinigami refused to let his mates get hurt.

Kid's body lay beaten from the onslaught of bandage made weapons. The pharaoh felt his ego swell and decided to finish this "Kid" in person. The sarcophagus opened up and a hideous misshapen mummy monster crawled out. Kid shot up looking at it. 'Right, left, up, down'. Kid snapped a blind furry awakened in him. "What the hell is the matter with you? Whatever created you needs to be dug up shot and reburied and get paved over!" Kid aimed Patty and Liz at the monster. "The only thing worth saving is the charm on your head! You don't deserve it!" He shouted and began to fire. The whole pyramid was filled with the sound of gunfire, the pharaoh was turned to nothing but ash in a matter of minutes the only thing surviving the onslaught was the symmetrical charm.

The Kishin soul floated down and Liz ate it. The trio left through the giant hole all of Kid's bullets made into the pyramid.

"I could not allow it to exist." Kid says in disgust.

"We got an odd number of souls today, so I got one more." Liz says to Kid.

"Damn, I can't have that. Let's go to the next place." Kid says wanting to at least get one more soul for Patti so they would be even in souls.

"But still I wonder how that Pharaoh could be so unsymmetrical… oh well, time to say good-bye to beautiful Anubis." Kid says looking backwards and just in time to see Anubis crumble to dust.

"Hehe it fell apart." Patti giggles in glee.

"How did this…" Kid trails off in disbelief.

"Well, we did go a little wild in there." Liz explains.

"I'm a stinking pig! Nothing but garbage, so I ended up turning Anubis into garbage too… damn I'm so sad! I want to die!" Kid wails.

"Don't be so down on yourself! Everybody destroys a pyramid or two." Liz says trying to cheer Kid up.

"Cheer up, Kid!" Patti grins.

"You guys…why are your breasts different sizes!?" Kid yells as he looks up from where he was kneeling at their breasts. They then return to DWMA just to have the souls they collected confiscated for destroying Anubis.