Still don't own APH. I forgot to add that in the first chapter-heh.
11- Date
England didn't know how, but America had somehow finally managed to convince him to go to a McDonalds with him.
"Alright," America said, after pondering at the menu for at least ten minutes. "I want two Big Macs, one of those chicken sandwiches, two large fries, a large fountain drink, and a milkshake."
England stared at him.
America caught his gaze, waved his hand and said, "Yeah, I know. But I'm on a diet!"
12- Red
"Hey, Artie!"
"Don't call me that! And go away, I'm cooking."
"Aw. Heeeey! That scone looks like you!"
"Excuse me?"
"It looks like you! 'Cause you're always doing that magic crap and you seriously almost always screw up, and then something explodes and you're always covered in that gunky black ash. And that scone looks just like you 'cos it's burned. And stuffs."
"Shut up, you git! Learn how to talk right and go away!"
"That one also looks like you!~"
"Ugh. The one with cranberry sauce on it?"
"Yeah, that one! It's the color of your face when I do this~"
"Do wh-"
...
"..oh...mmf..."
...
"...A-America...you git."
"See! Your face is all red after I kiss you!~ So cute!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I BAKE YOU IN TO A SCONE!"
13- Spoiled
"Oh my god."
Those were the first words to come out of England's mouth when he opened the door to America's fridge and looked inside.
Brown sludge in a cup, molding pizza, cheese covered in gray gunk, and something that resembled blue pasta in a bowl; but he couldn't be certain.
He nearly vomit, but decided to hold it.
"America!"
"Whasamatter?" The blond stumbled clumsily down the stairs, nearly falling on the ground.
England glared at him, and held up the cup full of what probably used to be coffee.
"Ohey!" America grinned, snatching the mug out of England's hand. "That's my coffee! Thanks!"
He chugged the whole thing, then realized that England was staring at him with a look of pure shock on his face.
"Oh, sorry. Did you want some, too?"
"N-no. Er, America?"
"Wuh?"
"Don't expect me to kiss you again until you brush your teeth, alright?"
14- Medicine
"Take it."
"No."
"Take it!"
"No!"
"Dammit, take it!"
"Noo!"
America was sick; which was odd, because the young nation usually never came down with a cold, but when he did, it spread.
Bad thing.
And as an added bonus, he hated medicine!
Bad thing.
Said 'It doesn't taste like hamburgers!'
Nevertheless, England was trying to get America to take his medication without strangling him.
"Take it!" He shook the canister of pills in the other blond's face.
"No fucking way! They taste like shit! Evenworsethanyourscones!"
"What was that? Anyways, you don't want Japan to get sick again, do you?"
"Noo..."
"Then take the bloody medicine!"
"No!"
"Take it!"
"Don't yell at me!"
"Take it, America."
"No."
"Take it."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Ugh." England unscrewed the container, and let two pills fall in to his hand. He grimaced, and popped the medication in to his mouth.
America stared at him. "What the hell are y-"
He was cut off short when the older nation mushed his mouth against his. England smirked a little, knowing that he had taken the other man by surprise. He, was startled, however, when he felt America grab the collar of his shirt and leaned in to the kiss. He let out a little moan, then mentally slapped himself.
"You wanker!" he thought. He knew his face was red as, and as Spain would say, a tomato. "Now's my chance!" He pushed the pills in to the other nation's mouth and broke the kiss when he finally heard the blond swallow.
They sat there, staring at each other for a while, until America broke the silence.
"You suck balls at kissing."
"Shut up!"
Me: YAY FOR CRAPPY #12 and 14! 8D REVIEW! ;D Also, if you can give me some help on scenes like that, please do! D; I stink at writing lemons. And I'm sorry it's only four! I'm really busy, stupid homework! xC
America: REVIEW! 8D
Me: SHUT UP. 8I
America: :'C
Me: Aw, don't cry. D: /stuffs hamburger in his face
America: NOM NOM
England: Chinese people are weird.
Me: WHAT
China: EXCUSE ME ARU e_e
Me: AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND HUH. /points at America
America: NOMNOMNOMNOM
England: Er. Never mind.
Me: HAH YOU ADMIT HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND HAHAH
England: YOU BINT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU /chases after me with his scary majick powers
Me: I'M NOT A DAMN PROSTITUTE AND-OH FUCK /runs away
China: You have to admit, she's clever aru.
Me: I AM! HEY ENGLAND
England: WHAT
Me: NANCY! lololol (I used the dictionary tyvm)
England: YOU WANKER! GET YOUR SORRY ARSE BACK HERE! DAMN IT! YOU SKANKY PRAT! DAMN IT! BLOODY HELL!
Me: I TOOK A BATH YESTERDAY /runs for my life (I used an English dictionary o3o As in like, the English spellings. From England.)
Russia: KOL KOL KOL
China: WHAT THE HECK WHERE DID YOU COME FROM ARU /runs away
America: NOMNOMREVIEWNOMNOMPLEASE!
Poland: Review or I will like totally enforce the Poland rule and like make Warsaw your new capital! Also PapayaKat is a fabulicious writer so you should totally review, definitely!
Please note that I KNOW that America only represents the United States, but that's the name he was given AND it sounds a hell lot better than United States or U.S.
I'M NOT DUMB D8
Please note, 13 and 14 were on different days. lolol