Pinky-The-Assassin does not own Transformers no matter how much she wants to
Rules and Guidelines by Erin Jones
Enforced by Prowl
Rule 11
Tasers are not toys
(It all started when I caught Leo drinking my Dr. Pepper)
(Lets just say I was pretty angry)
(so I went out and bought the most frightening taser I could find)
(When I came back, I immediately went to find Leo)
(He passed out as soon as I showed him the taser)
(That will teach him to not drink my Dr. Pepper)
Rule 12
Quoting Over the Hedge is not appreciated
-That, my friend, is a magical combination of corn flour, dehydrated cheese solids, BHA, BHT, and good old MSG; a.k.a, the chip, nacho cheese flavor.
(Thanks for the lesson, Ratchet)
-Get real, Sam, 'cause when you feel like a dirtbag, it's because you're a dirtbag.
(Never ask me for advice Sam)
-Arrrgh! Not again! Those things are so lifelike! Curse you, plastic moldsmen!
(Ironhide after shooting my plastic dog bobblehead)
(I think he was getting back at me for painting him with rainbow sparkles)
-Mother, is that you? Beckoning me into the light? Must…move…toward… light!
(Jazz, it was just a scratch. You're not going to die.)
-I thought we' be dead by step two, so this is going great.
(I love using this quote when we're out in battle)
-I'm a crazy, rabid squirrel! I want my cookies!
(This got Summer a one way trip to the medbay for a sanity test)
Rule 13
Optimus is not a jungle gym.
(I couldn't resist)
(I was just so bored)
(And I was stuck in Optimus' office for the day)
(So to kill my boredom, I started climbing Optimus to see if I could get to the top of his helm)
(And ended up falling off)
(Good thing Optimus caught me before I could get hurt)
Rule 14
The Following songs are banned
-I'm a Gummy bear
-Baby by Justin Bieber
-Peanut Butter, Jelly Time
-The Dance of the Cucumber
-The Fox Song(What does the fox say)
Rule 15
If you give Annabelle candy, she's your problem
(And you will have a very angry Ironhide after you)