Adventures in the Bar of Killed Off Charachters

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: To answer why Denethor or Theodred or Theoden's not here, it's cuz Denethor and Theoden are going to the old guy bar, and Theoden goes to the young people that we don't really care about bar.

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Chapter 3

THE RETURN OF THE PEANUT GUY

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Sirius had yet to get Boromir or Haldir to talk to each other.

Sirius sighed again, this time a bit louder.

"What is your problem?" he said outloud.

"It's him that's got the problem." said Haldir

"It is not." said Boromir

"Yes, it is." said Haldir "Galadriel taught me some of her psychology. You feel bad about dying and leaving your little brother alone to face the world. But I happen to know what happens to him. Na Na Na Na Na!"

Boromir blinked. "What did you just say?"

"I said: Galadriel taught me some of her psychology..."

"He said," Sirius said "He knows what your problem is."

"No, about my brother. What happens to him."

"I don't tell for free." said Haldir

Boromir's hand went to his sword, forgetting it was broken.

"A.," said Haldir "Your sword's broken. B., You can't kill me twice. C., I can't tell you, Galadriel would find out, then I would be dead."

Boromir rolled his head. "You're dead, Galadriel can't kill you again."

"But if I tell you," said Haldir "You'll be bitter because of his happiness..."

"He's happy? That's all I want to know. I don't want to know if he's dead. I don't want to know."

"Yes, you wan't to know..."

Sirius had to break this up, if he didn't, he be stuck here without anyone to talk to.

"Okay, where can I get a drink?" He asked, cutting off Haldir

"Over here, I'll show you!" Haldir grabbed Sirius's arm, and tugged him over to the barkeep, who happened to be the Peanut Guy!

"Want a peanut?" He asked Sirius.

Sirius looked the guy over. He had a yellow name tag that said "Peanut Guy". He was wearing a red and white checked shirt, white pants, and a paper hat that said "Good Burger". He was wearing pink and green Nikes. He had a shaved head under his hat, and one of his eyes were blue, and the other was brown. He also was holding a microphone that said 'Andrew' on it.

"No thanks, I would like a-,"

"Soda?"

"No, I want a -,"

"Hot Dog?"
"No! I would like-,"

"Popcorn?"

"No!"

"Peanuts?"

"You've already asked me that!" said Sirius

"That's all he knows how to say." whispered Haldir to Sirius, "Just say yes, and he'll listen. Poor guy, we hurt his feelings if we say no."

Sirius looked, and sure enough, the Peanut Guy was crying.

"Okay, Okay," Sirius said "I'll have some Popcorn. And Fire whiskey."

"Here. Thank you, come again." The Peanut guy handed him a Fire Whiskey.

"Thank you." said Sirius.

As soon as they were far enough away, "That git is wierd."

"I know." said Haldir "I have to get Boromir his drinks, becuase Boromir just argues with him. And it's not fun. Boromir can drink A LOT."

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Peanut Guy - A charachter that annoys Andrew and I to no end, and eventually causes Trisher and Charlie to steal Andrew's microphone, which makes Andrew even madder. (That happened in my 'Miss, scratch that, Mr. Middle Earth' It was taken off cuz it was in script format) Anyway, he sort of disapears, so I decided to stick him here.