I finally updated, I've been updating a lot of my fanfictions recently and more consistently. I don't know if I can match the last two chapters in humor, but I'll try. Also, feel free to take the survey in my profile—just click the link at the bottom.
Chapter 3: Team Largha vs Team Swordsman
"Next up is Team Largha vs. Team Swordsman," said the announcer.
Everyone looked around, as no one knew who it was.
"You should know this stuff...Team Largha, derived from the ancient term 'Team Largha,' meaning 'group of pigeons' is Roy, Link, Young Link, and Marth."
"What do we have to do with pigeons?" screamed Roy.
"We're already in teams," said Link, irritated.
"You heard me," said the announcer. "Step back down. Anway, Team Swordsman will be Young Link, Link, Marth, and Roy."
"Yeah, that's great," said Young Link. "Well executed, an elaboritve plan, except for the fact that both teams have the same members! How are we supposed to fight ourselves?"
"However you normally do when--"
"Enough with that irritating pun, me and Link are always portrayed as different people!"
"You will compete with yourselves! I said so!"
"Team Largha, step up."
Roy, Link, Young Link, and Marth all stepped down to the platform below.
"UP! I said up!" shrieked the announcer.
"But we've already left from previous rounds," said Link. "Because of your ridiculous idea, we have to compete again and so we have to go back to the first platform!"
"Enough! Team Pigeon? Good, I can see you're already there. If only Team Largha was as obedient as you were..." The announcer shot Team Largha an irritated glance.
Young Link wanted to scream.
"Now, whichever team catches the most ice bugs total wins," said the announcer.
Team Largha contained their anger as they began the match, catching ice bugs with the nets that appeared in their hands and eventually finished.
"The final count..." said the announcer. "Close, but Team Swordsmen won that one."
"How?" yelled Marth, angrily.
"Calm down, you shouldn't be angry, it's your team that won! Team Swordsmen advances. Team Largha, you have, unfortunately, lost this competition and can no longer return."
Team Swordsmen stepped up to the above platform, waiting for the next team's turn to start.
I liked the second chapter best, but regardless, I hope you enjoy it.