Chapter 2:

Bleach VS Beyblade !

Disclaimer: I do not own bleach or beyblade or any of its characters.

In the bleach universe:

Ichigo: Whoaaa, I'm back….Man that was weird….

-Ichigo then enters his room and sees Uryu searching for something inside his wardrobe-

Ichigo: Uryu ?

Uryu: AAAAAAAAAAAH…Ah…I..Ichigo….Your b..back al..already…..-Sweatdrop-

Ichigo: What are you doing inside my room ?

Uryu: I…uhm….I…I...

Ichigo: Out with it….

Uryu: We…Well….Ichigo..The..The truth is….

Ichigo: …..Is ?

Uryu: I…I…I love y-…

Ichigo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT !

-Suddenly Ichigo gets wrapped in a blue aura and gets teleported-

In the beyblade universe:

Spiky haired kid: Hmmm he should be arriving right about now…..

-ZZZZZT-POP-

Spiky haired kid: Ah there he is...

-The bladebreakers turn around to see a hyperventilating Ichigo standing on his knees rocking back and forth-

Ichigo: Please don't let it be true…Please don't let it be true….Please…

Spiky haired kid: Ichigo ?

Ichigo: Please don't let it be true...Please let it all be a bad dream..please..please….

Spiky haired kid: ICHIGO !

Ichigo: Please..pleas-….Huh ? Where am I ?...Who the hell are you ?

Spiky haired kid: The name's Tyson.

Super saiyan: I'm max.

Hello kitty: Ray.

Spikiest bastard of them all:…Kai…

Tyson :And together we are…THE BLADEBREAKERS !

Ichigo: ….Bladebreakers ?...What kind of a name is bladebreakers ? You break blades ?

Tyson: Naw, That's not what it means…

Max: Uhm…what DOES it mean then ?

Tyson: C'mon max y'know what it means..

Max: Uhm..I don't...If it was beybladebreakers I guess it would have some meaning…but bladebreakers ?..We sound like some kind of anti-emo squad.

Tyson: Well we've been the bladebreakers for three frikkin seasons…If you had a problem with the name you should have told me from the beginning…

Ray: But in the first season you were like a caffeine-addicted rabid squirrel on steroids…We were afraid that you might go berserk on us if we told you about the name…

Tyson: Well YOURE one to talk…Your previous team was called THE WHITE TIGERS! THAT'S THE MOST RACIST NAME I HAVE EVER HEARD!...and YOU!-Points at Kai-

Kai: …..Yes ?

Tyson: Your previous team was called THE DEMOLITION BOYS !YOU THINK THAT'S BETTER THAN BLADEBREAKERS ?

Kai:…I didn't even say anything…

Tyson: HELL, EVEN POWERPUFF GIRLS WOULD BE BETTER THAN DEMOLITION BOYS !...AND YOU !-Points at Max-

Max: M..Me ?

Tyson: YOUR MOMS TEAM'S CALLED THE ALL STARS !

Max: Aw c'mon Tyson..I wasn't even on that team…

Tyson: ALL STARS !ILL GIVE MY BEYBLADE TO ANYONE WHO CAN FIND A MORE EGOISTIC TEAM NAME ON THE PLANET !

Kenny: Alright Tyson that's enou-….

Tyson: SHUT UP KENNY ! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A TEAM !

Kenny: Waaaaaah -Runs away crying-

Ray: (Sigh I was afraid this was gonna happen)

Tyson: AND YOUUU –He points to the once again hyperventilating Ichigo-

Ichigo: Please don't let it be true..Pleas-…Yea ?

Tyson: ENOUGH CHIT CHAT. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BEY BATTLE !

Ichigo: Is that a fancy way of saying you want a poke-battle ?...

Tyson: What the hells a poke-battle ?

Ichigo: ….Nevermind….Well I guess now I have to fight you..

Tyson: No you're going to fight ALL OF US !

Ichigo: …Sigh…Alright…

Tyson: ALLLLRIGHT..Time for you to meet Dragoon !

-Points beyblade at Ichigo-

Ichigo: …Where is he ?

Tyson: Right here –Shakes hand to show Ichigo the beyblade-

Ichigo: …..You name your toys….?

Tyson: Its NOT a toy ! It's a beyblade !

Ichigo: And the difference is ?

Tyson: …...Uhm…...LETS BATTLE !

Ichigo: Alright then show me what you got

Tyson: YEAAA 3….2….1…LET IIIIT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!

Ichigo: ...Your going to fight me with a…spinning top ?

Max: GOOO DRACIEEEEEL!

Ray: GOOO DRIGEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Ichigo: You're all using spinning tops!...Hm that guy over there looks cool. He probably uses a sword or somethi-

Kai: GOOOOOO DRAANZEEEEEEEEER!

Ichigo: -Sweatdrop- How the hell am I supposed to fight toys ?

Tyson: Dragoon attaaaaaaaaaaaack !

-Dragoon rushes towards Ichigo and jumps into the air. Ichigo blocks it using zangetsu-

Ichigo: Whoa that thing actually did what you told it to…..

Tyson: Hehe..

Kai and Ray: Dranzer/Driger …atttaaaackkk!..

-Both Dranzer and Driger attack Ichigo viciously-

Ichigo: Damn these things are actually strong…-Blocks the beyblades-

Max: Dracieeel DEFEEEEENSE !

-Draciel starts to spin faster-

Ichigo: Uhm It didn't do anything….

Max: THE BEST OFFENSE IS A GOOD DEFENCE

Ichigo:…oook…..

Kai: Dranzer use flame arrow !

-Dranzer is surrounded by fire. It then shoots up at Ichigo-

Ichigo: Ahhhh –Barely blocks it-

Tyson: Now guys lets team up and TAKE HIM DOWN ! DRAGOON USE PHANTOM HURRICANE !

Max: DRACIEEEL USE FORTRESS DEFENSE !

Ray: DRIGEEER USE TIGER FANG !

Kai: DRANZER USE FLAME SABER !

-The four attacks collide. Dranzer's fire vaporizes Draciels cyclone and Tyson's hurricane blows out dranzers fire and sucks driger back-

Tyson: THE POWER OF TEAMWOOOOORK !

-The four SUPER strong attacks merge together into a MUCH weaker attack and hits Ichigo barely scratching him-

Ichigo: …That sucked…..

Tyson: Dammit our team attack failed….

Ray: But its ok. If we keep up such a rapid pace of attack he wont be able to retaliate and we can win.

Ichigo: (Dammit…I hate to admit it but he's right…)

Tyson: Nooo were doomed ! I have to save the day !

Max: Tyson! Dont do it !

Tyson: DRAGOON USE EVERY LAST BIT OF POWER YOU HAVE. I DON'T CARE IF YOU DIE FROM IT GIVE IT EVERYTHING YOU GOT AND KILL HIM !

-Dragoon summons a monster hurricane and goes berserk-

Tyson: HAHAHAHA NO ONE CAN STOP THE POWER OF DRAGOON !

Kai: NO ONE INCUDES YOU TOO RETAAAAAARRRRR- -Screamed Kai as he got sucked into the hurricane-

Tyson, Max & Ray: …AAAAAAAAAAH –Gets sucked into the hurricane-

Ichigo: (I'm surrounded by idiots….) –Plants Zangetsu firmly on the ground and holds onto it-

-10 mins later dragoon runs out of energy and stops spinning. The hurricane slows down till it eventually stops. The bladebreakers are thrown out of the hurricane along with their beyblades.-

Tyson: I…I..dont feel so..g..good… -pukes-

Max: m..m..mommy…

-Ray and Kai are out cold-

Ichigo: …..Did I win ?...

-Suddenly Ichigo is once again wrapped up in the blue aura and teleported back-

In the bleach universe:

-Inside ichigo's room-

Ichigo: Phew..Im back…

Uryu: …Well….Ichigo..The..The truth is…. I…I…I love y-…

Ichigo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T SAY IIIIIIIIIT !

Uryu: You're pajamas !

Ichigo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….wait….what ?

Uryu: I love your pajamas Ichigo…They're so smooth and the material is sooo soft and its so stylish…I looked for one like that everywhere but I couldn't find it…

Ichigo: So you came to my room…to steal my pajamas ?...

Uryu: Uhm….yes…

Ichigo: …

Uryu: …

Ichigo: Tha-

Uryu: -Grabs pajamas and jumps out of the window- YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE ! –Runs away-

Ichigo: …

-END-

AN: Well that's chapter 2…Hope you guys liked it…and I published this chapter a bit late cos I was waiting till the story had at least one review before I published more stories.(BIG thank you to Nightkill for being my first reviewer ^^).And in reply to that review Im sorry I couldn't do Yumichika/Luppy but I will be waiting till more people start following this fic before I attempt reader requests. So keep R&Ring ^^