AN: One thing I don't like about many TT fics is that in EVERY SINGLE ONE (except for the angsty ones) Starfire says 'friend' in practically every sentence. It kinda annoys me. I don't think she said it that much in the show, did she?

Friend!

One day Starfire went for a walk at the park. And no, she did not take Silkie. She went alone, because she felt like it.

So she floated along the path, because her boots are obviously too pretty to get earth dirt on them.

Starfire was floating along, minding her own business, when a bunch of nerdy adolescents came up to her.

"Hello," one of the boys said. He snickered nasally, and paused. "FRIEND."

The rest of the guys started laughing nasally. Because all stereotypical nerds have nasally and whiny voices, naturally.

"F*** off, freaks," Starfire said. She was still in her OOC phase from the first chapter. The boys looked scared and ran away, pulling up their already high trousers.

With that distraction gone, Starfire continued floating through the park. But then a couple of girls came up to her.

"Hey FRIEND!" they laughed. Starfire cussed at them. They ran off, freaked out by her OOCness.

Starfire wasn't in a very good mood anymore, so she stopped floating and walked. Because all Tamaraneans need unbridled joy to fly. And Starfire wasn't feeling very joyful at the moment.

This continued for the rest of her walk. Random noobs came up to her, and called her friend (in capital letters). Starfire would cuss at them, and they would leave. Finally, the alien girl lost her temper and threw a guy in the middle of the pond.

Scowling angrily, Starfire somehow managed to fly back to the tower. She didn't bother to use the door. Instead, she just crashed through the window into the living room.

"Dude what was that for?" Beast Boy asked. He was eating one of his weird tofu burger things.

"Why is everyone calling me 'friend'?"

"Ohhh." Robin said. "They must have been reading Fanfiction."

Raven clucked her tongue and resumed to her moldy book reading.

"What is this 'Fanfiction' of which you speak?" Starfire asked.

"Here," Robin said. He pulled up a webpage on their giant computer and went onto the mentioned website. He browsed into the Teen Titans section, and began clicking on random fanfics.

Starfire gasped dramatically as she read the different stories about her.

"Why the **** do I say FRIEND so much???" she yelled, her eyes ablaze.

"Cy, were you teaching her to swear?" Robin asked.

"Yeah, she learns really fast," Cyborg said proudly.

"FRIEND Robin, FRIEND Cyborg, FRIEND Raven, FRIEND Beast Boy???" Starfire yelled. "What the **** is this ****?!?"

"Calm down woman!" Robin yelled, slapping her.

Starfire slapped him back and Robin fell out the window. Cuz you know, she's really strong and all that. She swore again and went to her room.

She logged on the computer and read more fanfictions about her. Her eyes started glowing and stuff, because she was seriously pissed off. It was annoying the way she said 'friend' in every sentence.

So to vent out her anger, Starfire created a deadly super-alien virus and spread it all over the Internet. Millions of noobs cried when their computers blew up.

"Hey, dawgs, why'd the computers blow up?" Cyborg yelled as his computers blew up. "This ain't cool!"

Starfire, who finally calmed down, apologized and took the virus out of their computers. Just their computers, though. Everyone else went back to the Medieval age because all their computers blew up.

AN: yeah, this chapter isn't really good. I was so blinded by my rage that I made it sucky. Starfire was really OOC and the ending just stank like cheese. And besides, I whipped this one up in about five minutes. Wooooo, record time!