No This Is Roxas

Kid: Heyo readers going to be gone for a few days since I'm Going to SciCon

Roxas: This might be the last time you see us for a while

Pikachu: AND WE WANT TO WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS

Kid: Damn it Pikachu did you take one of my ADHD pills?

Hikaru: Do you really need to ask

Kid: They don't make people crazy

Roxas: Lets just move on here

Chapter Four

Roxas was the only one working at Starbucks this day because everyone else ditched and went on a vacation to England. She was pissed, super pissed. The last person to walk into Starbucks had a table thrown at him. She couldn't believe those three would just leave her here even when Kid just had his vacation a week ago.

*RING*

Roxas picked up the phone surprisingly not throwing against the wall.

"Hello is this Starbucks?" asked the lady on the phone

"No this is my ass," and with that Roxas hung up

She sighed, those god damn retards were on her nerves. She needed to find a way to relax. Maybe a good joke could take her minds off things. But what could be funny around here. She looked up and saw the speaker system and an evil idea ran through her mind. She went to the music thingamajig and set the next song to Hollaback Girl. When the song played she started fucking dancing like she had just taken some of Kid's ADHD pills. She Laughed her ass off when the song was over.

*Ring*

She picked up the phone, "Hello"

"Yes is this Starbucks?" said some random dude

"No this is Roxas" she said and hung up

She felt better but not good enough. Al came in and was about to ask for a coffee but Roxas yelled, "BEAT IT TIN CAN IM BUSY!" Al ran out the door screaming in fear of the wrath of a pissed off Roxas. She picked up the phone as soon as it began to ring. "What the fuck do you want?" she asked.

Five more calls later

"NO THIS IS ROXAS GET MY NAME RIGHT BITCH RAWWW!" she yelled.

She sighed that was a great way to relieve some anger. Of course she had just burned a hole in the ceiling and broke the stereo system by playing Hollaback Girl too many times on the loudest setting possible. Of course she had to clean this place up before the others got back. She checked the time.

"OH SHIT THEY ARE GOING TO BE HERE IN FIVE MINUTES!" she yelled

She tried to clean everything up as fast as she could before the others got back. She fixed the stereo and somehow fixed the hole in the roof in thirty seconds. She even bought a new table at the store right next to Starbucks. She managed to clean everything up before the others came.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" yelled Kid, Pikachu, and Hikaru. Apparently they had been there the whole time monitoring how Roxas could do on her own, she had failed horribly but somehow had been able to clean the place up.

"That was impressive not even Pikachu did that much damage when we left him alone" said Kid

"Yeah I don't even think I can do that much damage in a day." said Pikachu

"YOU WERE WATCHING!?" yelled Roxas

"Every single moment" said Hikaru

Roxas passed out and broke the table she had just bought to replace the one she threw at the guy.

THE END.

Roxas: I don't think I would ever do that even if I were alone

Pikachu: FLOWERS AND TACOS AND UNICORNS!

Kid: My pills do not do that

Hikaru: But it still could have been your pills

Roxas: They could be, they make you calm so wouldn't they make a calm person crazy?

Kid: . . . Fuck REVIEW