Chapter 3: The Search of the Second Orb

As the Uplix Fighters flew off into the cosmos, they heard a pinging on their radar. Deroku said, "Look, guys! There's a sign on the radar. Looks like we found our second Elemental Orb." Lamera yelled, "Yay! We're going to gather them all in no time!" Deroku said, "Alright, let's go!" "I wonder what type of alien lifeforms we'll encounter," said Kogura. The spaceship landed down slowly. They landed on a planet with heavy gravity.

The sign said: Welcome to Gan-Gan Galaxy! As everyone came out of the ship, they all made a heavy thud on the ground. "Ugh! What the hell is this? God, I feel stiff," exclaimed Elecel. Maria said, "Look! There's a sign. It says 'Welcome to Gan-Gan Galaxy!'" Hirachino stood up with ease and said, "I don't see what you guys are complaining about so much." Kogura said, "It must be the gravity in this galaxy. It's too much to bare."

Deroku struggled to get up, but he somehow managed to bare the intense gravity. "Oh, what do we have here?" asked a weird alien. Deroku replied, "We are the Uplix Fighters. I am Derek Sanchez! The female in the red topless shirt is Maria Naomi." The weird alien asked, "Quick question… what is a female?" Everyone gasped. Lamera looked at the weird alien and asked it, "You don't know what a female is? Allow me to explain. A male is your father, and your mother is a girl, or in simple terms, the one who lays eggs."

The weird alien said, "Oh, you mean our glorgeys! You see, we only have one gender on this planet and they are called 'glorgeys'." Hirachino said, "This is getting a little gay. Screw this, I'm out." Kogura finally arises from the ground and bonked him on the head saying, "Why do you have to be such a jackass?"

An explosion occurred at a nearby village. "Oh, no. My village is being attacked! I must go help them at once," said the glorgey. Elecel asked, "Wait! Do you have a name?" The alien looked back at Elecel and said, "Yes. My name is Jeff." As Maria, Elecel and Lamera got up, everyone rushed to the village to see what the problem was.

When they arrived at the scene of the explosion, they saw a reddish-orangish fox eating glorgeys one-by-one. Elecel yelled, "Hey, you! Just what the hell are you doing attacking the village?!" The fox got up and spoke. "I'm just doing what the boss ordered. So stand aside, pipsqueak!" Deroku had a little flashback in his head about when he was a baby.

"Ugh. My head… I feel like… I've seen him before," said Deroku. The fox said, "Shakerotsu will be so pleased once I find the Elemental Orb. Ah, I can imagine the praise now." Kogura paused him and said, "Hold up, did you just say Shakerotsu?" "So you're one of the minions he was talking about last time!" exclaimed Lamera.

"Hm… allow me to introduce myself, then. I am Fangerous the fox. I am one of Shakerotsu's minions. My other partner is disposing the other village as we speak." Deroku said, "Not if we can help it!" As he rushed to Fangerous at a fast pace, he cocked back his fist and punched him in the face. Fangerous laughed and stated, "You have to do better than that, Derek Sanchez." Everyone gasped. "H… how do you know my name?" asked Deroku. As everyone else except Jeff, Fangerous, and Hirachino fell back to the ground because of the gravity, our Uplix Fighters may be in a pickle.

"Easy," said Fangerous, "I know all about the Uplix Fighters. The girl with the make-up is Lamera Mitsumi, the one with the fireball necklace is Maria Naomi, the boy with the green shirt is Elecel Zeoni, the one with the sword is Kogura Taramoto, and finally, the one with the huge muscles is…" Hirachino kicks him in the stomach into the air and jumps off the ground, despite the heavy gravity. "Ah, that human with the nice physique must be an Earthbound attribute," said Jeff. Lamera replied, "Yep. All he does in his spare time is work out until he's exhausted."

Jeff exclaimed, "My lord! He must have the body of a God. Quickly, while he's distracting that mutant fox, I must show you something in the Cave of Spite." As our heroes crawled their way to the Cave of Spite, a princess in a light blue diamond-covered dress conjures ice out of her wand and attacks them. "Who dares trespass this village? This village is under the name of Shakerotsu!"

Elecel said, "So you're the other minion that Fangerous was talking about. Explain yourself. Why are you attacking these innocent aliens? They haven't caused any harm." The princess laughs and says, "Very well. I am Frostias, Queen of the Blizzard Galaxy. I am the other minion of Shakerotsu and his strongest one yet. As soon as we obtain the Elemental Orb in this Galaxy, we will dispose of this pathetic sight." Lamera said, "Oh, no." Kogura struggled to throw a ninja star at Frostias' wand due to the intense gravity.

Hirachino joined up with the others and asked Deroku, "Yo! What'd I miss?" "That," Deroku replied. Meanwhile, on Shakerotsu's ship, Shakerotsu was just sitting on his throne sipping a glass of water. He chuckles and says, "The Uplix Fighters don't stand a chance against my top minions. Frostias and Fangerous shall deal with them with ease, and once they're out of my hair, I can obtain their Elemental Orb and the one that's in this galaxy."

Jeff warned them, "Be careful, Uplix Fighters! The gravity is extremely intense and only Earthbound attributes can withstand such weight." Deroku and the others struggled to get up. Deroku said, "Hirachino, since you're an Earthbound attribute, you're the only… one who… can save the glorgeys." Hirachino clenched his fists with might, dug his feet into the ground and yelled, "Alright, you! Get ready to face my wrath!" As Hirachino and Frostias battled, Fangerous got up and went to search for Frostias.

Frostias whacked Hirachino in the stomach with her wand and punched him in the face. She repeatedly kicked him in the face and stomach as she was throwing deadly blows. Hirachino was basically helpless at that moment. Jeff looks at Frostias' neck and says, "Hm. Aha! I knew it! This whole time, they've been wearing anti-gravity necklaces! That's how they're so agile." Kogura pulls out another ninja star and aims carefully at the necklace.

Hirachino falls to the ground. "Ugh. Dammit! I can't beat a flying foe!" Frostias laughs evilly and says, "You idiot! Everyone knows that an Earthbound attribute's weakness is ice and flying opponents. You should just give up now while you still have the chance." Hirachino crunched his teeth together and growled, "No! I won't quit! I won't let you hurt these glorgeys anymore! Even if they are homosexuals, I am an Uplix Fighter, and Uplix Fighters never quit! Now… take this! Rocker Punch!" Hirachino's fists turned into stone and he repeatedly beats her savagely.

As Hirachino got angrier, he spots her necklace and rips it off. The necklace makes a warping sound and turns into dust. She falls onto the ground and makes a hard thud. Back at Shakerotsu, he witnesses the whole battle and sends Frostias back to the ship. Deroku asks, "What the hell happened to Frostias?" Can our heroes obtain the second Elemental Orb, or are they doomed forever by the intense gravity of Gan-Gan Galaxy?

Stay tuned :p