The Rock God, Part 3
I know my updates are quick now, but that's cos 1-4 are basically already written, and I just have to edit them. I'll slow down after that, probably, as my writers block from several years ago has still not cleared. I'm hoping editing the first 4 will allow me to continue writing this, as I really enjoy writing it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh.
Last time…
The guy gave me a cold glare, which I returned by sticking my tongue out at him and blowing a raspberry, "My name is Seto Kaiba," he said, although I didn't really care, "and don't you forget it." And with that he got into a limo and was driven away. He looked familiar somehow… well, I thought to myself, only one way to solve this mystery! I ducked into a deserted alley and transformed into a miniature version of my God-form. I would tail him and find out where he lived. You never know, it could end up being more fun than it sounds!
Now, on with the story…
"Agent 707, on the scene!" I whispered into my hand, pretending it was a walkie-talkie; "We have a visual on the suspect!"
As you might have guessed, the limousine had arrived at its destination, which turned out to be a fancy mansion of some sort. I, being awesomely cool and everything, had transformed back into my human form and gone total spy-mode. I even had my awesome black sunglasses and a tie. Can't go wrong when you have a tie. Seto had gotten out of his limousine and was walking towards what looked like the main door of his mansion.
Darting inconspicuously behind a nearby tree, I lowered my sunglasses and surveyed my surroundings. The first thing I noticed was the severe lack of colour, and then some tough looking security guards pointing in my direction.
Oh crap! Just play it cool, Slifey, play it cool…
"Hey dudes!" I said cheerfully, fully revealing myself and walking towards the security guards, "Just, you know, checking out the scenery, the usual."
"You shouldn't be here, kid," said a security guard, grabbing my arm roughly, "I'm afraid you're going to have to come with us."
"Dude!" I exclaimed, wincing in pain as his nails dug into my arm, "You shouldn't hurt people! That is major bad karma!"
It was at this point I cleverly and most skilfully twisted out of the security guards grip and ran. It should be noted at this point that I'm not a very fast runner. I quite literally never have to run, because I have wings (which don't really do much because I can levitate) and if I were to try and walk around in god form I imagine it would be biologically impossible for my legs to support my humongous and extremely long body. Looking behind me, I realised that this wasn't time to be pondering these types of things as the security guards were getting closer, and fast! I couldn't just keep running! I had to outsmart them somehow!
Turning around to face them, I did an awesome kung-fu pose, "I wouldn't come any closer if I were you!" I threatened, waggling my hands in the air for effect. I almost felt sorry for them. My skills are unmatched. Really.
"Kid, you're going to have to come with us," said security guard number one, "This isn't a playground you know."
"Make me," I said, poking out my tongue while skilfully maintaining my kung-fu pose. I couldn't believe that these guys were actually challenging me. Me! The great and awesome Slifer! The most powerful of the Egyptian Gods! Ha, soon they would know the extreme level of awesome that I possessed.
All of a sudden, security guard number two reached out to grab me. Most skilfully, I bit down on his hand.
"Ow!" The poor guy exclaimed, "You little turd! How dare you do that to me!"
I stared blankly for a second. Did that guy just call me what I thought he called me? That was uncalled for! Now I was going to get serious! And that was when a giant thunderbolt came down from the sky, knocking them both unconscious. Well, that's what you get for messing with me. I almost felt sorry for them… almost. It's not my fault they couldn't match up to my awesomeness.
Turning around, I faced the mansion. The time for fooling around was now officially over. I was going in.
It didn't take me long to gain a tactically useful position within the mansion. How could I not? I am the awesome, the cool, the good looking, Slifer the Sky Dragon.
These were my thoughts as I gazed down the air vent at this Kaiba guy, who was seated in a boring office surrounded by paperwork and various office furniture. The only decoration was some statues and paintings. I peered closer with my awesome unparalleled vision. Blue Eyes White Dragon... That is so not cool! Everyone knows that I am the best dragon around! The Blue Eyes THINKS he is the best, but he is just jealous of my awesomeness. So jealous, in fact, that he pulls pranks on me on a regular basis. I feel sorry for him, as I am so awesomely benevolent, so I fall for them on purpose.
He should have statues of me... punishment times two!
You may be wondering just why I am in this air vent when I could have made it this far without sneaking around. Don't think for a second that I'm hiding because I'm SCARED of getting caught. I just like the smell of air vents. That's all.
As I was thinking this, the most amazing thing happened. I heard a beautiful sound coming from below. I had never heard such a beautiful voice in my life that was not my own. It was singing a song, although it was so quiet I could not make out the words. I looked down and to my amazement (it takes a lot to amaze me) I realised it was Kaiba singing.
One band member down, however many I need in total minus two to go! Now, to convince him... I racked my brain for the best idea. When you're as smart as me it takes ages to come up with the right idea because I have already come up with every possible scenario and I take time to skilfully go through them all.
While I was thinking, I suddenly felt like I was falling. How strange...
"CLONK!" I exclaimed, as I realised that I indeed had been falling, and I had landed right on top of Kaiba.
"GAH!" Exclaimed Kaiba, then seeing me his shocked face turned into one of hatred, "You again! What are you doing in here! Secur-"
I clamped my hand over his mouth quickly, to prevent him from uttering the word which would get me chucked out.
"Shhh!" I whispered, my hand still on his mouth, "Don't you realise the opportunity that I'm about to present you with?"
His glare continued, as did the placement of my hand. Now, how was I going to do this... he obviously had developed some sort of hatred towards me for some unknown reason, so it could be hard to convince him.
At that moment, the most awesome idea popped into my head. I wouldn't ask him right away! I would slowly make him fall in love with me. Then he would do whatever I want. It shouldn't be hard, with my ravishing looks and stunning complexion. With my beauty I could turn any straight man gay. And it shouldn't be that hard- he hadn't even tried to move me from the awkward position we were in. He had already started to like me...
At that moment, he bit my hand. I yelped and jumped up. "What did you do that for?!" I exclaimed, shocked at his unwarranted rudeness.
"You idiot," mocked Kaiba, "Don't you realise who I am? And you thought you could just waltz in here and come into my office. You brat."
I was hurt, to say the least. He was comparing me to that blasted Battle Ox who had made it his life's goal to perfect this dance. How dare he suggest I waltz, when I much prefer the ballet. Because I'm SOPHISTICATED.
"Security, come arrest this child!" He shouted, and right on queue four men came running into the room.
I knew that it would hurt my reputation if I got dragged (or even just ordered) out of the mansion. Ra and Obelisk would make fun of me for EVER. I would be branded as 'uncool'. I would never become famous!
However, a splendid exit would blow my cover...
Which was worse?
Grinning to myself, I stared at Kaiba, looking right into his beautiful blue eyes. YES I just said that. I am attracted to him. Who can blame me? I just find trench coats attractive!
With a quick, skilful use of my awesome magic, I disappeared right in front of their eyes.
Coolness +1
Ohhh yeah!
My plans to build an awesome band were well underway!
After-notes – CooooL :) Hope you guys liked this one ^o^ Any suggestions for stuff you'd like to see Slifer do in later chapters would be greatly appreciated. Review please!