Disclaimer: I own many things, but Naruto, Justice League/dc comics, and the devil may cry series are not among those things.

Chillman22: you know what, I just might, and on that line of thought, I now renounce what I said about the devil arms last chapter. and onto your other suggestion, I just might do that with poison ivy and harley quinn, but not right now, sometime in the later chapters maybe.

Eniox27: thank you for the wonderful idea for the devil arm, because of you I didn't have to scrap an entire boss fight, thank you. Also I'm glad you're happy with Naruto's personality, thank you.

Also, to the various people who wanted the chapters to be longer, I'll try to make them longer as the story progresses but it will be a gradual thing as I become more comfortable with writing.

"Speaking"

'Thinking'

"Bijuu/Demon Speaking"

'Bijuu/Demon Thinking'

Jutsu/Special attacks

*Sound effects*

-X-Location/Time change-X-

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Narrator

And, without further ado let's start the story...

Session 3: A Hard day's night.

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It has been a long three months since he has arrived in this new world, what with learning a whole new language, creating a new identity and finding both a job and a place to live.

The language part was easy enough with a few dozen kage bunshin each night after the library closed up, with that he also a good bit of history and general knowledge of the world he, quite literally dropped into. Along with history, facts and other such things from the books he's also found one of his new favorite things... Ever the internet, thanks to the computers at the library he found it, and fell in love with it, the old tv shows, the video games, the memes and so much more, with these his tried and true battle tactic of piss your opponent off to no end, has gotten a not needed, but very much welcomed upgrade.

The Identity part well, there's not much he could do there, the best he can do is hope it never comes up.

And the job and housing, well dish washing ain't such a bad job, right. And the abandoned warehouse isn't that bad place to live, his apartment when the people of Konoha still hated him, was much worse.

Right now however, he's preparing to enjoy a bowl of ramen at a nice little place he found a month after he arrived here, this place actually reminds him a lot of Ichirakus, except that it's an actual restaurant and not a bar, it's called Tanaka's and it's rather close to the portal he made to come here.

'Ya'know, now that I think about it, did I ever close that portal?' Naruto wonders, bringing a bit of ramen noodles up to his mouth to eat.

*Schlik*

Only to stop when a scythe's blade pierces through his chest.

"Evidently not." he says, as if a blade didn't just puncture his chest. Glancing behind himself he see what looks to be a small grim reaper-like demon, it's body like a dried corpse and two large spikes sticking out its back, it's skin an unnatural gray color wearing black cloak with strange designs along the edges and leather bindings on its legs and feet, with beady red eyes and holding a large scythe, which is currently piercing Naruto's chest.

Placing the noodles back into the bowl, and putting down his chopsticks, Naruto stands up and turns around unmindful of the blade sticking through his chest taking a step forward away from the bar, walking across the room he idly notices that the other patrons are beginning to flee the building.

Having reached his destination, a jukebox, and having been attack many more times along the way, with scythe blades going through even more parts of his body with demons hanging of them.

Pressing a series of buttons on the music player to select a song, "Let's get this party started!" Naruto yells, as the music begins to play.

[play Dante 7 hells office battle]

Quickly turning, pulling the blade out of his chest he uses it as a shuriken decapitating three demons that where standing in a line, round house kicking a hell pride that leaps at him before it can bring its weapon down.

Continuing forward into the middle of the room getting rid off the blades by pulling them out and using them as shuriken, after he removes the last one he activates a storage seal changing his clothes from the t-shirt and jeans with sneakers he was wearing, into his combat attire, a long burnt orange coat, two tailed with flames along the bottom reaching down to below his knees, two buckles going over the anbu style vest underneath, high collard going up to about an inch below his chin, long sleeves rolled up to his elbows, an uzumaki whirlpool on each shoulder in white, pockets and slots on the inside for scrolls and other things, on his hands are black leather gloves with steel plate on the back. His shirt under it is a black long sleeve shinobi shirt, a strange mix of cotton, kevlar and a few other fabrics, underneath that is a steel mesh armor with leather plates in key locations, his pants are standard shinobi pants (with a cup added, for just in case) just in a cargo pants style, made of the same material as his shirt. A holster for paradise and perdition sits on his waist, hidden by the coat, his two guns currently in place. His standard ninja sandals swapped out for a pair of black steel toed boots, and everything is covered in seals.

"Yep, I look awesome." Naruto remarks, looking himself over.

"Kit, quit checking yourself out and kill those things!" Kurama yells at his host, to get him back to the matter at hand.

"Fine, fine whatever." he answers in an uncaring manner, narrowly dodging a slash from one of the demons, before disarming it and using it's own weapon to kill it by impaling it on the blade, after it dissolves into sand he swings the newly acquired scythe to in a wide arc to slay five more in front of him.

Spinning the scythe back around hooking a demon that tried to sneak up behind him on it, he uses the scythe as a club, using the hooked demon to bash its friends to death before it turns to sand, throwing the away, killing five more hell prides in the process, pulling out paradise and perdition, he starts shooting demons left and right, killing them before they can even get within five feet of him.

"Come on, at least try to make it hard!" Naruto yells out to the group of demons still surrounding him, a cocky grin on his face.

*Shatter*

All of a sudden a sound like shattering glass is heard, the demons stop momentarily, hell even Naruto stops, feeling a slightly stronger demonic presence, nowhere near his own, but still stronger than the hell prides, pausing a moment still absorbing the energy from the fallen demons, Naruto waits for the new arrival.

It appears, it's body like a dark mist, much larger than the hell prides standing at about seven feet, holding a scythe just as tall as it is just like the others, except that this weapons blade is made out of some sort of purple and blue energy, it's body is much like the smaller demons, but with eerie blue eyes instead of red.

"Well come on, I don't fear the reaper!" Shouts the blond, waving his guns in a 'bring it' gesture. The creature lets out a screech before disappearing into the ground, with the floor rippling like water.

Naruto back flipping to avoid the hell vanguard's swing, as it reappears bring the blade up to cut the half devil in two. Said half devil opens fire with his dual handguns, but the strikes are blocked by the handle of the scythe.

Landing, Naruto quickly thinks, 'I could use perdition's special ability, but I'd rather not risk bringing the roof down on my head, so...' dodging the monsters attacks while holstering his guns, he unseal a sword... his sword, forged by the combined skill of himself, an edo-tensei Kushina, and tetsu no kuni's best surviving blacksmith, is his pride and joy... Liú. A da-dao with a three foot long curved black blade, the blade's width is four inches, white on the single edge, with white runes going down the middle of the blade, it's silver guard in the shape of a whirlpool, bright red fabric along the curved handle ending in a silver pommel with a white uzumaki crest on each side. Dante had Rebellion, Vergil had Yamato, hell even his mother had Benihime, he has Liú.

Kicking off the ground he charges the reaper, aiming a slash at its chest, the demon brings it's weapon down to block, Naruto momentarily locks blades with it before spinning around it to strike at its back.

After a quick combo of slashes the hell vanguard teleports away again, this time appearing across the room, to charge at Naruto, the blond, seeing this jumps over the slash, before countering with a few of his own before it disappears again.

This time appearing above Naruto in an attempt to bisect him, Naruto quickly dodges away, killing the few hell prides left in the room after the rest fled when the new enemy appeared, all the while dodging it's constant teleporting attacks.

Parrying a slash from the demon knocking it back, when it's off balance Naruto jumps back, creating five kage bunshin and has them surround the demon as they charge their swords with demonic energy, after they have it encircled they then swing their blades releasing the stored up power in an arc along the ground, wounded and unable to dodge all the strikes, the demon is cut to pieces.

"Well then, now that that's over." he says walking back to his bowl of ramen, that was miraculously remained unharmed, just as he get there however a hell pride appears above it knocking the bowl over spilling the ramen.

"..." Naruto stares in shock his face calm his features blank, he sheaths his sword, calmly pulling perdition from its holster, activating its enchantments and charging it with a mix of chakra and demon energy, he mechanically lines up a shot, then fires... unleashing a 10-foot wide beam of energy that obliterates the demon... and everything behind it.

"Kit, don't you think that was a bit overkill?" The blond's inner demon asks.

Walking outside through the hole in the wall, Naruto replies in a serious tone, "He messed with my ramen, nobody messes with my ramen." looking around he sees that everything is dead silent, feeling uneasy Naruto activates sage mode, hoping his fears aren't confirmed.

Going into sage mode, he scans the city, trying to see how bad it is, 'Kurama…are... are you seeing this?' he asks in ashocked tone.

"Yeah kit, I am." the fox replies in a somber voice.

The city's in complete chaos, there are demons everywhere, his negative emotion sensing ability along with the enhanced sensing range off sage mode is going crazy. Fear, panic, anger, sadness, and death... so much death.

Dropping to his knees, only one thought is running through his head right now, 'This is my fault. All of this is my fault.' he repeats, again and again in his head, each repetition only serving to make his despair worse.

"kit." Kurama tries to gently break him out of his stupor, 'my fault.' but it doesn't seem to work, so he tries again this time a bit harsher, "Kit!"But this doesn't work either, so putting his all into the next one.

"Naruto! Snap Out Of It!" The fox roars, shaking the entire mindscape.

'but Kurama, this is my fault, I forgot to close the portal. People are dieing because of this!' Naruto says, finally regaining his senses.

Kurama, in a much gentler tone, "Yes they are, and yes it is, but whining about it won't solve anything, the only thing you can do now is try to stop any more people from dieing. And you can't do that if you're busy crying like a little bitch, so... Get Off you Ass and do what you do best, kill demons and save lives!" his pep talk ending in a shout.

"Your right." the blond Uzumaki replies, some life finding it's way back into his eyes.

"Damn straight I am." The Chakra beast answers, as if stating a simple fact of the world.

Standing up straight, the blond mutters to himself, "Well then, no time to wait." Then calls out at the top of his lungs, fingers in a cross sign, "Tajuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" suddenly the area is filled with copies of the blond demon slayer, filling the street, standing on top of buildings, the walls of said buildings, there must be hundreds of the thousands even.

"Oi, everybody pay attention!" he calls out to the orange horde, gaining their complete and undivided attention, "Things are bad and they're only going to get worse. That is unless we do something, so with that in mind, I need all of you to start splitting into group, some of you on search and rescue, others taking out the large groups of lesser demons, and finally setting up safe locations for the search and rescue clones to bring people!" he orders the clones.

Their response is a deafening chorus of 'Hai', before jumping off to complete their creator's orders.

"Now then, time to deal with the ones in charge of this whole mess." he mutter's sprinting off in the direction of the Bay City docks. And the closest high level demon.

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-X- Twenty minutes, and a whole heck of a lot of lesser demons later.-X-

Walking through one of the warehouses, this one containing massive amounts of fish,"Ya'know, Manatabi would love this place." Naruto remarks, while putting a bullet through fly-like demon's(1) head.

"You're probably right about that." A sweat-dropping Kurama agrees, "on your left." before pointing out a demon hiding in the corner, waiting to sneak attack the fox's host.

Using liú he sends out a wave of energy to kill it, "Thanks." he mutters, walking outside, looking around he sees a large crane, most likely there to get shipping containers off the boats as they come in, looking left and right he can see a long row of docks, and warehouses just like the one he exited from. Along with a lot of boxes and crates, with come forklifts and other such things, everything said, it looks just like any other shipping dock at night.

As he walks onto the pier he smells a strange scent, "Hey Kurama, do you smell fish?" he asks his tenant, as he walks further onto the pier.

"Well, we did just walk out of a warehouse that was filled with fish." the fox replies, in a way that makes it clear that he thinks his host is an idiot.

Standing at the end of the dock looking out to the water, Naruto adds, "No, I mean something bigger, and this has a more demonic hint to it sorta like," he stops, having to jump back about 30-feet or get swallowed whole.

Pointing at colossal serpentine creature, Naruto finishes his sentence "Like that. And me without any wasabi." He shakes his head in mock sadness.

"Tell me what you are doing in my territory mortal." The giant sea-dragon demanded, moving it's large head closer to Naruto, giving the blond half devil a chance to see it's many rows of large and very sharp teeth, in fact its entire head was vaguely shark-like.

"Me?" the jinchuuriki asks pointing at himself, "Well you see, I wanted to take a walk by the water. But now that I'm here, I think I'll go fishing."he answers, smirking at the end while bringing his blade up, and slipping into his sword stance.

"Insolent Human. You dare threaten me, Leviathan, Lord of the sea, Terror of the Deep, He who-" The sea-monster's rant was cut off by the blond.

"Goes really well with tarter sauce." enraged the large demon tries to shut the half devil up by eating him, only to bite into an oil barrel instead. "I love Kawarimi."

Katon: Endan! Sending a flaming bullet at the spilled oil, setting it alight, and burning the sea-monsters mouth.

Seeing that the damage is minimal at best, he summons a few clones and sets them to work, six of them placing explosive seals on shipping containers, two to follow him, and the last two getting into the cranes nearby. Swapping his sword for a set of black and brown gauntlets, these have four ox-like horns on it that spark with electricity.

Using the gauntlets the Naruto's send a bunch of ball lightning flying towards the large sea demon only for it to barely scorch the thing scales let alone do any real damage. "Well crap." seeing that barrage of lighting isn't working he decides to go with plan-B, "Alright guys, time for plan-B, rail-gun formation." the clones move in front of him, with him in between them in a triangle, one clones ripping one of the lampposts from the ground

they then send it flying by using the three sets of gauntlets, boring into the tough hide of leviathan, and jutting out.

Repeating the pattern of find metallic pole-like object, fire said object at angry sea-beast, dodge the angry sea-beast's attack, repeat Naruto finally gets the signal that his clones have finished set-up for step two of the plan.

'Boss, we're ready.' the clones telepathically inform their creator. 'Got it, begin phase-2.' the original orders.

As Leviathan opens his mouth to fire another blast of high pressure water, he's stop by something filling his mouth, that something being a shipping container with strange writing on it. Before he can ponder the weird designs further the shipping container blows up, sending shrapnel flying, severely damaging it.

Stunned momentarily by the pain, it doesn't react in time to dodge the next one, that explodes and embeds more shrapnel into the demons hide, as this is happening the real Naruto runs to a warehouse then onto the roof of the warehouse, as he begins a chain of handseals, 'Sasuke, you may have been an arrogant douche, but you really knew your raiton jutsu's.'

As he goes through handseals the clones that he left behind, along with the six clones that were placing seal on the metal containers, are busy distracting Leviathan by using the rail-gun technique to pierce his scales with steel beam. Lampposts and any other pole-like metal object they could find, all the whilethe clones in the cranes are using the cranes and shipping containers as exploding wrecking balls.

Naruto finishing up his handseals, and thanking Kami that the sky is very cloudy tonight, 'Then again this is Washington.' he mentally remarks, drawing a chuckle from his tenant, once he finishes he raises his right hand as it glows with electricity, and the clouds darken and swirl around above him, leaving him in the eye off the storm.

A short few seconds later, a large creature made of lightning with glowing red eyes appears high above him, it has a long serpentine body, not unlike Leviathan, It's head is like an eastern dragon with two horns on it's forehead, and six arms. The lighting beast following the movements of Naruto's hand climbs into the sky, before shooting back down at high speed towards it's sea born target.

"Kirin!" Naruto shouts, not that anyone can hear him, hell he can't even hear himself over the sound of kirin screeching through the sky.

As the ultimate raiton justsu hits its target lightning arcs across the demons body, being amplified by both the metal shrapnel and all the items that was used as ammunition for the railgun, along with the water, electrocuting Leviathan.

The demon arcs back and roar's in pain before falling forward, hitting the ground then stilling,

Jumping down as the clouds clear, Naruto walks towards the fallen demon, dispersing his clones along the way, as he gets closer Leviathan surges forward trying to bite Naruto in half, Naruto responds to this by jumping high up into the air, about oh say 60-feet, swapping Gyuki's devil arm for Son Goku's, a Bo-staff, that is red with gold caps on the end, this is Wukong, It's special ability allows it to change size and weight, while remaining as easy to handle as a common bo-staff to Naruto.

Naruto brings the enlarged staff down on Leviathan's head crushing his skull and finally killing him.

"So why didn't you just blow his head off with perdition and end this quickly instead of wasting an hour?" his furry friend ask, wondering why his host didn't just finish this fight immediately.

"Simple Kurama, that would be boring, and lazy. I mean really, a super condensed buji-dama to the face is effective, but it's hell on perdition. I can only use that about three times, before it breaks, and I honestly don't feel like sitting around for five hours using Hephaestus, trying to put the shattered remains of perdition back together." he explains to his tenant. As the body of Leviathan breaks up into floating embers of blue energy then condensing and racing towards Naruto.

"Point taken." the fox agrees, seeing his point.

The blue energy starts coalescing into the shape of a spear, with three single edged blades on the end, arranged in a triangle, with blades pointing outward, the handle is sea-green, with a relief of a sea-serpent going down to the bottom of the spear, the bottom is in the design of Leviathan's head.

Settling into a crouch, he swipes his new weapon to the side, lifting some sea water and washing away a small group of scarecrows the showed up trying to scavenge some energy from the recently slain devil, pointing the spear-trident at a straggler he collects some water from over the side of the dock and focusing it into the space between the three blades, trusting forward it fires the condensed ball of water in a line cut the lesser devil in half.

"Hey furball, look I'm a waterbender." he announces to his friend, laughing in joy at recreating something from one of his favorite shows.

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever kit, let's just get back on track." the fox says, growling in anger at being call 'furball'. "Oh, and don't call me furball gaki!" the nine tails shouts at his container, giving him a small headache.

"Not so loud fuzzbutt, you'll give me a headache." the blond says, putting the spear over his shoulder and walking off the dock, away from the shipping distract. Trying to ignore the massive property damage the fight caused, as he sees a warehouse collapse, 'I'm so not paying for that.' was the last thought in his head before the argument between the host and tenant started up again, as he walks to the clock tower and another powerful devil.

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And done, sorry this took so long but like I said, I'm a new writer and I just had a vague idea of how this chapter was supposed to go. Now future updates may take a week at a time, sometimes more sometimes less, depending on if I'm using an episode as a base or not, if I am it shouldn't take long unless I don't get a chance to watch the episode a lot. If I'm doing something original it might take longer due to the planing and figuring out how I want things to go, but I will give all of you a heads up the chapter before if the next chapter is not going to be based off an episode, which may happen every so often. Now going with this there are two more chapters left be for the alien attack and the start of canon.

With that said, how did you like this chapter, was there anything you want more of, anything you want less of, like more detail in fights, less on weapon, more conversations between Naruto and Kurama, let me now so I can try to get better, and better the story.

(1) a blue beelzebub from devil may cry.

One last thing I decided you guys should get a choice in the pairing so I'm putting up a poll. The deadline is chapter five because that will either be the start of canon or the last chapter before it. Also the secret girl in the pairing mentioned in last chapter's question response was raven.