She is the world's first Happiness Hero and the first ever superhero. With just one giggle, she lowered the world's crime rates, and the town of Brantford became the world's Happiness capital of the world overnight. Brantford became the only city that can pride itself in having no poverty, the highest ability of tolerance and acceptance for sexual, gender and cultural minorities. All citizens feel unity and love for themselves, others, the environment and the world. Today's youth are healthy, educated, free from neglect, abuse, addiction and nightmares. Boogeypeople even have their own housing complex to ensure their own safety during the night hours.

Due to our famous and beloved hero, Mikayla Hughes, the state of the world and our town have dramatically improved. These duties can be overwhelming for our hero, swarms of paparazzi, abolishing rape culture, promoting tolerance, tending to nightmares of the masses, and acting as a human air freshener are hard work.

On these days, we must understand the she will go back to being one of us… a more famous and one of us with a higher capacity of love… but one of us. She will spend time in her spider less, freshly painted bedroom with her elderly fish, and sidekick, Shithead while the two will watch movies such as Pay It Forward or they will catch up on her YouTube subscriptions. She may even sit in the dark alone while watching movies featuring heartthrob Zack Effron, or maybe even watching a movie scarier than your worst nightmare. If spotted, you mustn't bother our hero. She needs peace, even if she is spotted enjoying company and local music at the Brown Dog Cafe or sipping on a Green Tea Frappunchino without whip cream at a local Starbucks. Sometimes we must learn to live without our town's hero and learn to conquer villains and nightmares on our own. She will come back, fueled by her own greatness and will be better than ever in a few days' time. This beautiful hero colours our world as we may colour a canvas and for that we are forever grateful.

So here it is, the story. The inside scoop into the life of our town's very own superwoman. The first ever to grace us with her unearthly presence. She is not fictitious as us common folk used to believe. Throughout the past few years, her spirit has developed, sparking her powers and unique ways of existing. We have all sensed it, as are spirits have lifted alongside her own, as each time a basic human has been within forty feet of her, they notice her as she brings a colourful glow (literally and figurative) while she flies. Her aura is said to glow much like the shooting beams from the Power Puff Girl Cartoons of the early 2000's.

Not to be forgotten, her powers bring the warmest feelings of happiness and eternal safety to the townspeople, alongside the slightest aroma of coconut yogurt and your favourite fabric softener (yes, the one your mom used when you were a kid.)

Sugar and spice and everything nice.

This is our reality

Her reality

This is the story

Of a town, a girl, happiness, fairness and warm kitten hugs