A/N: Note that these things aren't happening at the same time.

P.S Could someone please PM me like the fanfic dictonary. You know like the terms, because I really want to put warnings in my stories.


After the movie Nick and Jeff ran off, while Blaine stormed off.

"Good, they're gone. I have to rid my mouth of your taste." Kurt said, scrunching up his nose in disgust.

"Hey Gay Face, is there a reason why you taste like strawberries?" Sebastian said taking a swig from his soda.

"Is there a reason why you reek of Craigslist?" Kurt said placing his hand on his hip.

"That is the smell of a man, which I'm pretty sure is not what you are." Sebastian replied with a smirk.

"I am a fucking male, Sebastian! Just because I DON'T act like a whore, doesn't mean I'm a girl." Kurt said, his voice getting slightly louder.

"Are you sure, because that might just be a deformed vagina." Sebastian snapped.

"I feel bad for your mother to have given birth to such a slut like you." Kurt sneered back. He turned and walked away, leaving Sebastian shocked and speechless, unshed tears filling his eyes.

At Dalton

"Well, the impossible has happened. I don't know how, but Sebastian and Kurt are dating. The Mayans had it wrong; the world is going to end now." Nick said raking his hand through his hair.

"Well, how did this happen?" David asked pacing the room.

"Sebastian said some romantic shit, but seriously Taylor Swift?" Jeff said.

"Their relationship isn't going to end very well. We all know that Kurt is going to get hurt." Thad stated just as Wes called the meeting to order.

"I honestly don't know why you guys bothered to have this meeting. I think it's cute that they are dating. Therefore I announce that any Warbler that tries to break Kurt and Sebastian up will be put on probation. No singing, no dancing, no coming to meetings for a month." Wes said and with two raps of the gavel the meeting was adjourned.

When Wes had left the room, the rest of the Warblers looked at each at silently agreed.

They had to break up the infamous Kurtbastian.

At McKinley

"What the hell are you talking about, Blaine? Why would Kurt and Sebastian be kissing at the movies?" Finn asked with a really confused face.

"Well, call me crazy, but maybe they are dating!" Blaine snapped at him. He was angry and agitated. He wanted Kurt back, that's all he wanted No that's what he needed. He needed Kurt to tell him that he loved him.

"Look, you don't have to get mad at Finn. He's not the one that cheated, you are!" Rachel said coming to her boyfriend's defense. She didn't like that Kurt was dating someone from the opposing enemy.

"All I know is that if that jackass hurts Kurt, I'm going to fucking rearrange his face." Puck said, cracking his knuckles.

"I second that!" Sam said standing up next to Puck. He and Kurt were friends no matter what.

"I know that you all hate me for what I did but I think we could let that go and get Kurt away from this jerk." Blaine said clearly exasperated with New Directions. The Warblers would have understood him; it was Kurt's fault that he was at McKinley.

"Mr. Gello has a point. We can't have another Jesse incident. Remember that, bird face?" Santana said, she didn't really give a crap. She just wanted to win regionals.

"Well, it's official. We are going to break Kurtbastian up." Blaine said, a devious smile adorning his mouth.

Back at the Mall

Sebastian's POV

I don't know why I am doing this. I thought that maybe he would at least be nice. I know he wouldn't feel the same way but I thought he would at least be nice to me. He had lost his mother too, why would he say something like that. Sure I sort of insulted him, but it was no different than any of the other times. Why did his words hurt so much?

I had my happy ending, even if it was faked. I had those beautiful eyes and those soft words, they were mine. I don't care if he just wants to get back at Blaine. Right now, Kurt belongs to me.

I realize that I have crying for the past ten minutes and that Kurt was watching me. He slips into the chair that is across from me.

"What's wrong?" His voice sounds so sincere, like he cares. He grabs my hand and rubs small circles with his thumb. I thought that we we're having a real romantic moment. Then I see that some of the New Direction kids are behind him.

Instead of answering, I start crying some more. I feel the tears running down my cheeks. I guess this is what having your heart broken feels like.