TR: Welcome readers!

Kisame: AHHH! This kid is insane!

TR: Oh hello Kisame :)

Kisame: Your brother's trying to kill me!!

TR: Oh come on, I'm sure you're just over exaggerating.

Alex: -swinging hammer- I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO SUSHI AND USE YOUR INSIDES AS BAIT!!

TR: O.O"

Kisame: -runs away- AHHHHHH!!!!!!

TR: -watching in disbeilef- Um, we do not own Naruto...uhh gotta go! -runs after Alex- ALEX DON'T KILL KISAME!!

New Recruits – The bird-shaped biscuit

A black crow flew through the sky towards the Hidden Rain village, carrying a message. It zoomed down to a well hidden building and shot through the open window. The wind blew lightly, causing the trees to sway, all was peaceful…"YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" screamed an angry voice from inside the building. The black crow made its escape, having delivered its message, back through the window looking very flustered. "DEIDARA, SASORI! YOU'VE GOT A NEW MISSION!" the voice shouted through the building. So much for peaceful.

Meanwhile, TR and Alex sat near Itachi twiddling their thumbs, waiting for help to arrive. Kisame lay battered and unconscious on the ground. "Sigh," muttered TR "How long until your bird delivers the message?" she asked Itachi. "Yeah, now I'm REALLY bored!" Alex complained. "Hn, if you didn't render Kisame unconscious then we wouldn't need help to get back" explained Itachi in his monotone voice. TR looked over to the unconscious figure on the ground "Well," she stated "We could always drag him to the base-thing by his feet" "Or we could just leave him here for the birds to eat" added Alex. But they received no response from Itachi. "Sigh" they both muttered, hanging their heads.

Boredom taking over, TR and Alex resorted to staring at the clouds passing in the sky. Sitting near-by, Itachi closed his eyes, enjoying the sudden quietness. This was short lived though, because TR and Alex started a conversation. Annoyed a little, Itachi opened his eyes and decided that he may as well listen to what they were saying, it might be something interesting. "Hey Alex?" asked TR "Yeah" Alex replied. "That cloud there, what does it look like to you?" she said pointing to the sky above her. Wrong thought Itachi sighing quietly to himself. "Hmm, umm, it sort of looks like a fat man doing star jumps" he replied. "Really? I thought it looked like a caterpillar riding a bicycle" TR said letting her arm drop beside her.

20 minutes later. "I see a…pig moon-walking" Alex called out. "I can see a polar bear on a treadmill!" said TR. "Well I can also see a bowl of pork broth ramen!" said Alex. "How can you tell its pork broth ramen?" asked TR. Itachi's patients was reaching breaking point, as he tried to ignore the sibling's idiotic conversation. "Hey!" yelled Alex pointing to the sky "I can see a flying bird-shaped biscuit!" TR looked up, and was surprised that her brother wasn't lying, sure enough there was a bird flying through the air that looked strangely like it was made from biscuit.

The bird-shaped biscuit flew closer to them and began to descend towards the ground. As it got closer, TR noticed that there were two cloaked figures riding it. She quickly got up and ran over to Itachi, who looked like he was just about to kill someone. "Hey Itachi, there's two people on a bird-shaped biscuit coming this way" TR told him. "Hn?" Itachi said, snapping out of his stupor "Finally" he said, picking himself off the ground. "Oh! Are they the people who are coming to help us? Hooray!" said TR, excitedly. "Really?" asked Alex "Sweet! We get to fly on a bird-shaped biscuit!" he said jumping up.

The biscuit landed and the two people jumped off. One was short, really short and looked hunched over; his face was covered with a piece of cloth. The other one had long blonde hair that was half tied up and it covered one of his eyes, he had a mischievous grin on his face. "Did these two brats really knock out Kisame?" the blonde asked Itachi, still grinning. TR tilted her head and looked confused, the blonde noticed. "What?" he asked. "Oh, I just thought you were a girl for a second" TR said with her head still tilted. The smile in the blondes face disappeared and his eye twitched. Alex stood in front of the newcomers "NAMES?!" he demanded. Slightly taken aback the blonde blinked "Um, I'm Deidara and this is Sasori" he said indicating towards the hunched over man next to him.

It took both Itachi and Deidara's combined strength to move Kisame on to the giant bird. Alex was practically jumping up and down when he heard that they were riding the biscuit back to the base. Deidara tried to explain to Alex that it was made from clay not biscuit but the young boy refused to believe him. Once everyone was on, the bird took off and they flew towards the Akatsuki base.

TR: Yeah! We're almost at the base! I hope you liked the chapter!

-Alex walks in eating sushi-

TR: ...Umm, Alex...where did you get that sushi from?...

Alex: Please review, I'll give you sushi :)

TR: ...Kisame? -walks off, looking for him-