"Who did this to you Blair?"Maka asked. They were sitting in the living room, Blair had come wandering in last night looking beat up, and had passed out. When she had woken up, she tried to play it off as just some silly little fight, but Soul and Maka weren't buying it. "Blair whoever did this is obviously pretty strong, I mean you've gone head to head with a full fledged witch and won, who could beat you, Besides a cool guy like me, of course."said Soul. "Ohh really Soul as I remember it you only won the first time because you tricked me."said Blair wincing on the last word. Soul and Maka looked worried, they knew Blair was no pushover, while only being a cat, she had a human body and a ridiculous amount of magic, they had learned that the hard way. "Blair why won't you tell us who it was who did this to you?"asked Maka. Blair blushed, "because it's embarrassing."said Blair. Soul pounded his fist against the table, making all the cups rattle,"Dammit Blair, stop worrying about your pride and just tell us already."Soul was becoming more and more furious at whoever had done this. "Oh alright I'll tell you, but it stays in this room okay."she finally agreed to tell them.
"Okay so I was walking down the street minding my own business when I got hungry, the local fish market man always gives me free salmon so I decided to take a stroll down to the peir to get one. After I arrived and got the fish I had started to walk back home, I figured mabey you guys might want some.""Yeah right nobody wants to eat that stinky fish.."soul said, he was then hit very hard on the he by a very large book(Maka chop). "Please continue Blair."said Maka. "Well I was walking down the street headed home when I Noticed a pair of gleaming eyes coming from an alleyway, being a cat i was curious, so I walked down the alley when this huge shadow passed over me, and that's when the biggest dog I've ever seen got ahold of me in its teeth, it swung me around and took my fish, it was terrifying, I could have died."she finished her story shuddering. Maka and soul looked at each other with the same look?, then both started laughing hysterically, "so your saying that a little dog did all this damage to a magic cat."Soul tried to say, it was hard to get out because he couldn't stop laughing. "Yes and I wish you guys old be a little more sensitive to other people fears and problems, what would you to do if I told your embarrassing stuff?"asked Blair. They both stopped laughing instantaneously they both had some pretty embarrassing stuff they knew Blair knew about, and neither one was thrilled to have that subject come up. "Mmhhm that's what I thought, like Maka did you know that Soul has a secret little s..."she was interrupted by Soul trying to tackle her. It didn't matter though, because Blair just turned into a cat and jumped over him. "As I was saying he has a little scrap book he keeps, it happens to be labeled,Hot Maka Moments. Soul was going red in the face and so was Maka, he had not meant for anybody to ever see that. "And Soul did you know Maka used to hang around the bathroom when you are showering, hoping you would forget your towel. Maka and Soul's faces both entered a new, undiscovered shade of Crimson. They walked up to each other and they both had the same question"is that true?" Soul answered first"yeah, sorry I've been doing it for awhile, What about you."he finished with a question. "Unfortunately yes it's true, it was stupid really, I just thought."she was cutoff, by Soul, he pulled her into a deep hug, "God I love you, but if you wanted to see me without a towel you could have just asked."said Soul jokingly. Maka blushed and returned his hug,"oh really , well maybe I should go find that book and show everybody."she fake threatened. "You wouldn't." "Oh yes sir I would."she said raising her eyebrow.
Without warning, Soul placed his lips on Maka's and held them there for awhile, Maka returned the kiss with great passion, before long they began using there tongues, Maka began feeling Soul up moving her hands all over his body.
"Uhh guys I'm still here."said Blair. The couple broke up their kiss and began moving towards the bedroom. Blair smiled, "ahh young love it's so cute." "Fuck you cat."said Maka playfully. "Language young lady, or I'll go tell your father."Blair fake threatened.
"Okay Spirit your move."said Death, they were having a game of chess. Sigh"I don't know why you make me play this damn game with you, I suck at it."Spirit said, he had never won a game of chess in his life. "Well it's not like I've got better things to do."Death argued. Spirit felt a shock in his soul, "hold on Death, my parental radar is going haywire, I've gotta find Maka now."he bolted from the room, and ran faster than an Olympic athlete until he reached his little girls house. He barged in the house and reached the main room, Blair smiled and pointed to Maka's bedroom, he opened the door, and knocked Soul off of Maka's bed, "get away from my little Maka perv."said Spirit.
Maka picked up her book from the night staying under the cover of her blankets), she slammed it His head resulting in a large ,thun. the book slammed down on Spirits head and he fell down, "damn that hurt, why did you hurt me Maka?"Spirit asked. "That's what you get for attacking my boyfriend, dick head."she yelled. "What, you don't have a boyfriend, your way to young."he said.
"Um if I may interject she does have a boyfriend, she's not anywhere near too young, and it's me so just deal with it."Soul said. "? What Evans your her boyfriend?"asked Spirit stupidly. "No I'm just the boy who was laying with your daughter while she's half naked, yes I'm her Boyfriend, now please leave."he said. "Wait, Maka What's all of this about you being naked."Spirit said.
She shot Soul a dirty look, "well before we were so rudely interrupted we were going to sleep together if you must know."Maka replied. Maka's dad blushed, "oh well, I'll just leave you two kids alone."he said, before walking out.
He shut the door when a thought ran through his head, wait, (what just happened).
"So what do we do now, the moments kind of gone?"Maka asked. "Yeah that's true, and that dad of yours is weird."Soul replied.
The door bust open and Soul was kicked in the face and thrown out the window. Spirit walked over to the now broken window and yelled, "take that you little octopus head, trying to play mind games with me."Spirit yelled.
"Death dammit, dad."Maka yelled, before hitting him with the book again. Well at least I know he loves me enough to care. "Ha, sometimes boys can be so stupid."she said quietly.
(Flash to Soul laying on the sidewalk.)
Damn that actualy hurt, when I get my hands on him he's toast, but I've gotta admit that Spirit is a better dad than I thought.
(Blackout)