(At the Jade Palace barracks, Tigress is just finishing putting on a new diaper for one of the infants)
Tigress: There! Now, hopefully, none of you need a diaper change for a while.
(One of the goslings poop)
Tigress: (Groans) Oh, c'mon!
(Outside, Viper and Mantis play with a couple of the goslings)
(Po slides at the tree the masters are playing under)
Po: Guys! Guys! There's a new play in town. Want to go tonight?
Viper: Not now, Po. We're busy.
Po: (dejectedly) Okay. (Slowly leaves)
(Inside the dining room, Crane and Cassie are feeding a gosling)
Crane: Watch and learn from the master, Cassandra.
Cassie: (chuckles) At this sort of thing, you're hardly a master.
Po's voice: Hey, guys!
Crane: Doh! (Accidentally splatters the baby food onto the gosling's face)
(The gosling begins to cry and Cassie pulls out a cloth to wipe the food from the baby's face)
Po: (enters the dining room) Hey, guys, guess what?
Crane: (Sarcastically) Do tell.
Po: I thought we could go by the river and do some old boat racing. How about it?
Cassie: That's very nice of you Po, but don't we have the babies to watch for the week?
Po: (disappointedly) Oh, right. I'll…check on the other younglings, how about that?
Cassie: That'd be a great help, Po. Thank you.
Po: No problem. (Leaves the dining area while grumbling) 'That'd be a great help, Po. Thank you.'
(Po goes to the Peach Tree of Sacred Wisdom to find Monkey swinging a gosling in the tree)
Po: Hey, Monkey, what's up?
Monkey: (chortles) She is! (Swings the baby and make whooshing sounds) There goes the baby! Look at that! She's flying on her own for the first time!
(Po gets very peeved at this and bumps the tree with his rear)
Monkey: (Falls from the tree) Whoa! (Wraps tail around branch and grabs the gosling)
(The gosling laughs at this)
Monkey: Po! You've got to be careful around babies! They're delicate and fragile!
Po: Oh, sorry, Monkey! I'll…go back inside. (Heads back to the Jade Palace)
(Night falls and Po is in his room growling and throwing items in frustration)
Po: (mocking) 'You have to be careful around babies, Po! They're delicate and fragile! (Growls; normal voice) Babies are attention-stealers, that's all! They're not cute! They're…they're… (Groans in exasperation; lays down on cot) Why did I even bother agreeing to babysit the goslings? They're nothing but trouble! T-R-O-U-B… (Hears a faint hissing and doors opening a bit) Huh? (Looks up to see the doors just closing) (Shrugs and falls asleep)
(In Viper's room, she is sleeping next to the goslings)
(A shadow looms over her and hissing can be heard)
(She opens her eyes and gasps)
(In Cassie's room, she wakes up to hear Viper calling for her)
Viper: (distantly) Cassie! Come quick!
(Cassie rushes over to Viper's room to see her fighting with another snake)
(The snake looks at Cassie with the most peculiar green eyes)
(Before it lunges at her, Cassie strikes at it with her talons)
Viper: Cassie, don't let it bite you!
Cassie: (Struggling as she keeps the snake away from her with both claws) I'm trying!
(Crane and Po then enter the scene)
Crane: Cassie, don't move!
Cassie: Why is everyone ordering me around tonight?
(Crane strikes the snake with his wing, thus stunning it)
(Crane then grabs it and flies outside to release it into the wild)
Po: Viper, what happened?
Viper: I don't really know. There have been no reports about snakes in the Valley of Peace. At first, I thought it was Fu Xi coming back to exact his revenge. But then I saw he was a viper like me.
Po: But why would it come to your room?
Cassie: Geez, I hope it wasn't for your tail in marriage.
Viper: No, it attacked me because I was defending the babies.
Po: (Snaps fingers) The babies. That's it! It must've thought they were prey.
Cassie: But wouldn't it hunt outside…and how did it know about the babies?
(Crane comes back to the room)
Crane: That's a pretty good question, but I don't think you can ask the snake. It's long gone.
Cassie: By the way, thanks for saving our lives. (Kissing Crane on the beak)
Crane: No thanks necessary. That's what I do. (Chuckles)
(As everyone is going back to sleep, Po stands in the doorway and looks at the goslings in jealousy)