I still have no freaking idea where I'm going with this. This is like a train that is going out of control because the driver passed out and I'm the only one who has the most vague idea on how to drive a train, and everyone is counting on me to save them all so now I just plan on pushing all these random buttons and pulling all these levers that I have no clue on what they do in hopes that something good happens.
Yeah. Just like that. And just because everyone is counting on me, but I have no clue on what to do, I am going to do just that. Let the train crash begin.
"… And this is Haruhi Fujioka, first year, and newest member of the host club."
Haruhi blinked at the sound of her name before stepping forward and bowing, smiling like the host she was, "Hello."
"Nice ta' meet ya!" The excited American jumped forward and shook her hand eagerly, "My name is Alfred F. Jones!"
Haruhi jumped at the sudden exclamation, but regained herself and calmed the exchange down a bit, "It's very nice to meet you." She answered with a smile.
"Now, if you were to please choose who you would like to stay with, they will provide you with everything you need. Ah, but the exception is Haruhi. She can only take one person, due to her-" Kyouya paused, "Social standing."
Haruhi inwardly hissed and cursed at him under her breath, "Damn why does he have to make it seem so bad?"
"It's okay, I'll go with her!"
The entire room got quiet.
"YOU BLOODY MORON HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL THAT THAT'S A BOY?"
"Wait-" Alfred looked at Haruhi with wide eyes, "That's a-"
"OF COURSE HARUHI IS A MAN," The twin hurried over, "WITH THIS TONED CHEST, SHORT HAIR-"
"AND HE'S WEARING THE BOYS UNIFORM, " Tamaki exclaimed, "WHAT GIRL WEARS A BOYS UNIFORM?"
"ONE THAT IS DISGUISING HERSELF AS A BOY THAT WHO!"
"BUT OBVIOUSLY HE ISN'T A GIRL WHO IS DISGUISING HERSELF AS A BOY NO WAY!"
"NOT AT ALL."
"HOW RIDICULOUS."
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA" They cackled together, leaving the laughter to echo off the walls and the quietness to settle over the room like a blanket.
Tamaki and the twins held tight onto Haruhi.
The rest stared.
"Um," Arthur cleared his throat and crossed his arms, "You were saying?" He turned to Kyouya.
"Ah, yes. Please choose your host."
"So, do you walk to school everyday?"
"Yes, but sometimes, like when it's raining, I take the bus."
"Where the nearest McDonalds?"
"Uh, about a twenty minute walk from here-"
"OKAY LETS GO THEN."
"Wait, what-"
Too late. he was already halfway down the block.
Not even four hundred words. Boo me. I am aware of that.
As for the pairing…
Shhh, just come.