Monday, September 26, 2005 4:00pm
Hello Diary,
I'm back from school. Hiei did a good job of laying low while I was at school. I'm surprised he didn't leave, though. Hold on, Hiei's messing with my purse. Ok, back. On the strap of my purse there are a bunch of those sex bracelets. I was worried Hiei would break one of those. Or was I? Hmm. Anyway hold on, he wants to know what each color stands for. Ok. When I told him what they were called and what they do, Hiei said, "What do your baka ningen parents let you play with?" I said, "They don't know what they mean or what they're called." He said,"Oh." He got suspicious and said," Who're they for?" "Me and no one. I'm collecting them." He said, " Hn.What's orange mean?" I told him. I heard him frown. When I looked, I saw he'd accidentally broken one of my orange ones. He looked at me and grinned. Uh oh, Hiei broke my bracelet and now he's grinning at me. That can't be good. Wait what am I saying? This could be very good. Um...I'll check back in later. I've got better things to do now.
Ari
Monday, September 26, 2005 4:15pm
Hello Diary,
I'm back. After that little episode, he said he's hungry. I can understand that. He hasn't eaten all day. If I keep him locked up and keep feeding him potato chips, my bishonen's going to get fat. I asked him what he wanted and he said,"Potato chips. Those kind you gave me yesterday." I told him that if he keeps eating potato chips, he'll get fat. He said this, "Hn. I don't care.Bring me some potato chips." I couldn't resist my bishonen. I went and got the potato chips. Hiei loves potato chips. His favorite potato chips are Lays. My parents are worried about where all the potato chips are going. They think I'm eating them, and I get daily lectures about obesity. Hold on, I have to explain obesity to Hiei. I think he got it. He said, "So it's when you get really really fat." I said yes. He said, "Potato chips make you fat." I told him if you eat without exercise, yes. Then I asked him about his metabolism. He said, "My what?" I told him never mind. Hiei asked me if he would be able to go outside and train if he didn't run away. I said yes, while I was at school. He smiled. I know what he was thinking. (Finally something to do.) or maybe he is planning to leave.
All for now, Ari
Monday, September 26, 2005 4:45pm
Hello Diary,
Hiei just finished his fifth bag of potato chips. I've had to start digging into my own money to pay for all his potato chips. It's amazing because he's eaten nothing but cake, cookies, potato chips and root beer since he got here and he hasn't gained a pound. His metabolism's amazing. He's always eating junk food and hasn't gained anything. He gave me a weird look when I asked him to take off his cloak. He wanted to know why. I said, "Just do it." He did. I walked a circle around him. He eyed me cautiously. He asked me, " What are you doing?" I told him I was looking to see if he'd gained any weight. He looked at me funny. What I gathered was that he'd gained little, if any weight. He said to me, "Don't most girls worry about their own weight?" I said, "Usually, It's amazing how you're not gaining any weight." He kind of shrugged. "Demon blood, I guess." And that's how I learned about demon metabolism.
Signed, Ari.