Me: hi everyone I'm Adanna and welcome to
Audience: GOTTA TORTURE E'M ALL!!!!
Blazekin: we're back we're better than ever and where here in our new STATE OF THE ART TORTURE STUDIO! Complete with weapons, rabid fan girls, chemicals, pit traps and a whole lot of illegal shit!
Paul: YAY ILEGALL SHIT! *eyes look creepy*
Kenny: uhh Adanna shouldn't you do something Paul's freaking me out!
Me: what's the worst that can happen?
Reggie: he'll enslave humanity like he did when he was 6!
Everyone: O.O
Paul: no I didn't just all of sinnoh!
Everyone: O.O x2
Paul is now seen holding a pokeball
Me: what the hell is that?
Paul: my world domination Pokémon *opens it* see
All of a sudden a small shinx appears and meows
Kenny: is that all you got a shinx those things suck!
Paul: you'll be sorry shinx attack!
Reggie: NO YOU FOOL THATS THE SHINX HE MUTATED!
The shinx is now seen with sharp, teeth claws and a four point mace tail that is really sharp and is the size of reggiegigas
Kenny: oh shit
Shinx: Must. Destroy. Kenny.
Paul: operation rule the world!
Me: oh no ya don't meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww!
Mew: ya QueenAnime
Me: get rid of the shinx will ya
Mew: okay *eats sugar* I'm ready!
Mew is now proceeding to challenge the shinx but quickly gets the snot beaten out of him
Me: well that was a waste of time Kenny you do it!
Kenny: with what power look at the size of that thing! *points*
Me: JUST DO IT!
Kenny: okay!
Kenny now tries but epically fails to defeat the shinx
Me: I'm bored we've got to get going leaf my fingers hurt could you do it?
Leaf: okey doeky *snaps fingers*
Shinx: *disappears*
Me: PAUL GO SIT IN THE CORNER!
Paul: yes Adanna *sits in corner*
Blaziken: in case if by now reader your wondering WTF!? Paul has always wanted take over the world it was in a special episode
Me: coughwemadeitupcough
Reggie: Kenny from now on you have to watch your back
Kenny: why
Reggie: that shinx is programmed to kill if doesn't succeed it will be back and will keep trying
Me: but it already did
Reggie: oh
Paul: but it will be back the remotes broken
Kenny: shit
Me: I don't care here are the dares this is from Plumalchemyst
Plumalchemyst
Hi I dare all the boys to go jump in the stream of the drown girl (look up
Ranma 1/2 if you don't know)
Me: well go on JUMP YOU GUYS!
All of the boys jump which then turns them into girls
All the boys: WTF
Ash: change us back!
Me okay fine I UNDO THE CURSE OF THE DROWNED GIRL!
All the boys except for one change back
Paul: wtf I'm still a girl!
Paul has long lavender hair with anime feminine style eyes and a slender body with a blue and black polo shirt and a blue and black pleated skirt
Me: well don't look at me *pauses* oh no this must be the work of …. MEW! GET DOWN HERE!
Mew: whhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt I'm tired!
Me: I don't care change Paul back!
Mew: but I didn't do it!
Brock: who cares girl Paul is hot!
Everyone: O.O WTF!?!
Paul: I'm scared
Ash: well what now
Me: well moving on here's the next dare
Monkie
SHAVE ALLTHE GIRLS XD
Me: well since Paul is a girl she has to do it too
Paul: what that's not fair
All the girls: RUN!
Me: get back here sneasal!
A sneasal appears
Sneasal: yeah?
Me: use fury swipes on all the girls
Sneasal proceeds to use fury swipes on the girl's hair
Dawn: my beautiful hair!
Me: stop whining your hair will grow back until then BALD PEOPLE PICTURES! * takes a lot of pictures*
Paul: how dare you and why!
Me: so I can make money this stuff isn't free ya know
Blaziken: its starts out with the reviews which we complete then whatever is done is ether taken a picture of or video taped which is sold and the stuff we need is paid for and repeated
Paul: so if there no reviews then the show is canceled
Me: yep
Kenny: IF YOU REVIEW-
Me: but without this show there'd be no Kenny torture
Paul: PLEASE REVIEW TO TORTURE KENNY! OR ELSE THE SHINX WILL FIND YOU!
Me: I wonder what did happen to that thing?
As if on cue a cry of chhuuuuu could be heard and the shinx stumbled out stunned
Me: da hell?
Paul: is that a raichu?
Me: sparky-chu!
Raichu: I told you to stop calling me that! Its bolt!
Me: no its sparky-chu!
Raichu: bolt!
Me: spark – wait where going off track and story is already six pages!
Paul: my shinx you killed its logic circuits! Its become a psychopath!
Psychotic shinx: must .destroy .KENNY! *looks at Tracey* Kenny?
Me: yes that's Kenny!
Shinx: destroy Kenny!
Do I really need to explain I think we all know that poor Tracey Died? coughnoonecarescough
Kenny: well what now?
Me: smiles
Blaziken: oh no .SAY IT!
Me: RANDONM SINGING TIME!
One way or another by Blondie
One way or another I'm goanna find ya
I'm goanna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm goanna win ya
I'm goanna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm goanna see ya
I'm goanna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
One day, maybe next week
I'm goanna meetcha, I'm goanna meetcha, I'll meetcha
I will drive past your house
And if the lights are all down
I'll see who's around
One way or another I'm goanna find ya
I'm goanna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm goanna win ya
I'll getcha, I'll getcha
One way or another I'm goanna see ya
I'm goanna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
One day, maybe next week
I'm goanna meetcha, I'll meetcha
And if the lights are all out
I'll follow your bus downtown
See who's hanging out
One way or another I'm goanna lose ya
I'm goanna give you the slip, a slip of the lip or another
I'm goanna lose ya, I'm goanna trick ya
One way or another I'm goanna lose ya
I'm goanna trick ya trick ya trick ya trick ya
One way or another I'm goanna lose ya
I'm goanna give you the slip
I'll walk down the mall
Stand over by the wall
Where I can see it all
Find out who ya call
Lead you to the supermarket checkout
Some specials and rat food, get lost in the crowd
One way or another I'm goanna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha
getcha getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way or another I'm goanna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha
getcha getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way or another I'm goanna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha
getcha getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
[repeat until fade]
Me: yay funs well we gotta wrap this up I promised myself since SCHOOL IS NOW CLOSED FOR A WEEK! To get as many stories and updates as possible
Blaziken: so….
Everyone: SEE YA AND MAKE SURE TO READ-N-REVIEW!
Paul: OR FEEL THE WRATH OF THE EVIL SHINX!