(A/N: I just wanted to make sure that people know this is light Marik. Not his Yami. But its Yami Bakura…. Wanted to make sure that was clear, sorry for my nonsense)
Me: YAY! *does dorky victory dance* more reviewers.
Marik: it was only two more…
Me: Two more then we had. So it's a good thing… wheres Bakura?
Marik: hiding in the closet.
Me: not again… Bakura come out of the closet! We love you!
Marik: Yeah, we wont judge you.
Bakura: *from inside closet* No way in bloody hell am I coming out now! Your making it sound like Im gay!
Marik:… YOU ARENT!
Bakura: that's not the point!
Me: yeah, the point is *kicks closet door down, grabs Bakura's arm and pulls him out* BAD KITTY! *flicks his forehead*
Bakura: *(wearing midriff top, simple tank strap and black)rubs forehead, glares* I hate this.
Marik: but you look sexy! Now with our combined midriff power we can take over the world!
Me: sure, but first we answer questions from the reviewers!
Marik: awwwww can we take over the world first?
Me: no.
Marik: *pouts*
Me:… anyway, first questions, and a dare! Ohhhhh fun!
Sebastian's servant Felicia: Hey everyone, Felicia here *in victorian style clothing (see Ciel
Phantomhive's outfit for details) im here with questions ^_^
1. does bakura make contracts with his victims before he takes thier souls?
2. Mariku i dare you to sing: Paparazzi
3. Both: what is the most random thing you've done?
Bakura: why would I do that? They're going to die it's not like they can sue me. Besides, it'd waste any time that it wastes.
Me: lets pretend that made sense, and move to the dare… do you wanna do it Marik?
Marik: *still pouting* but Im still pouting.
Me: but you love singing and its by-
Marik: I know who its by! Fine, just shut your trap!
*music plays*
Marik: We are the crowd we're c-comin' out
Got my flash on it's true
Need that picture of you
It so magical we'd be so fantastical (Bakura: who are you Pegasus?)
Leather and jeans garage glamorous (Bakura: no wait, that's you alright)
Not sure what it means
But this photo of us it don't have a price
Ready for those flashing light
'Cause you know that baby I
I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me(me: any wonder who this is dedicated too? *eyes shift to Bakura and back to readers, wiggles eyebrows* indeed)
Papa paparazzi
Baby there's no other superstar you know that I'll be
Your papa paparazzi (Bakura: well you sure are a fanboy. Stalkers only one level up)
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby you'll be famous chase you down until you love me
Papa paparazzi
I'll be your girl backstage at your show (Bakura: indeed you are)
Velvet ropes and guitars
Yeah cause you're my rock star in between the sets
Eyeliner and cigarettes (Bakura: *hums favorite things*)
Shadow is burnt yellow dance and we turn
My lashes are dry purple teardrops I cry
It don't have a price loving you is cherry pie (me: cherry pie sounds good right now)
Cause you know that baby I
I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me
Papa paparazzi
Baby there's no other superstar you know that I'll be
Your papa paparazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby you'll be famous chase you down until you love me
Papa paparazzi
Real good we dance in the studio
Snap snap to that **** on the radio
Don't stop for anyone
We're plastic but we still have fun
I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me
Papa paparazzi
Baby there's no other superstar you know that I'll be
Your papa paparazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine (me: once again, *looks at bakura, then to readers. Sarcastically* I wonder who the boy is?)
Baby you'll be famous chase you down until you love me
Papa paparazzi
Me: *nomming slice of cherry pie* YAY!
Bakura: mm.
Marik: Didn't like it Bakura, not enough blood for your tastes?
Bakura: exactly, *pulls out knife* we should fix that.
Marik: *backs into the wall fearfully* you wouldn't…
Bakura: *smiles evilly* try me.
Me: *facepalms, pokes Bakura's side* Bad kitty! Now answer this persons last question, we have two more reviewers after this!
Bakura: *squeaks and jumps after I poke his side, glares at me*
Marik: really? I thought there was only 1 after this.
Me: I just got a review a little while ago.
Marik: Coolio!
Me: never say that again. No answer the last question.
Marik: *reads it* the most random thing I've ever done? Hmmmmm, that's a hard one… I guess it would be the time I went skinny dipping.
Me: and all the Fangirls squeal at the thought.
Bakura: most random thing I've ever done?... Lock Ryou and Melvin in a closet together.
Marik: Why would you do that!
Bakura:… I was bored, Ryou was there, and Melvin pissed me off.
Me:… *facepalms*… ok, next reviewer…
SheepAteMyFanBoys: i has a question (big f**kin shock, right?) Bakura: tendershipping. discuss?
Marik: Describe Yami Marik in one word.
cyber cookies for author, kitty treats for kitty-kura, and marik... here have
my cousin, steven.
Steven: Hey!
Me: Sorry, steven, but youre kind of a d**k...
bye bye
Me: *le gasps at first part* OMG! They have a question!
Bakura: *facepalms, reads question and blushes slightly* why Do I keep getting forced to talk about the people Im paired up with?
Me: cause its fun and your cute when you blush.
Bakura: *rolls eyes* well, I find it a weird couple. Not that I don't care for Ryou. But not in that way, and never will. Though if forced to do something with him, I doubt Id complain.
Marik: I KNEW YOU WERE GAY!
Bakura: so did everyone who knows me.
Me: Marik go pwowned… answer next question!
Marik: Describe my yami in one word? Hmmmmm well that's a hard one… Complicated.
Me: nice choice… why?
Marik: One minute he'll be laughing with me, the next hes trying to smack me with a blanket.
Me: *chuckles*
Bakura: sounds more Bi-Polar then Complex to me.
Marik: meh! Shut up kitty!
Bakura: not a kitty!
Me: but you get a kitty treats Kitty-Kura!
Bakura: don't call me th-
Me: *cuts him off by stuffing cat treat in his mouth, noms a cyber cookie* Thankys sheepatemyfanboys! *winks*
Marik: I get your cousin Steven? Sweet! Can I nickname him Steve! He can be my slave on this horrible-
Me: no, Steven isn't going to be your slave!
Marik: Says who! I have the millennium- hey! *reaching around belt* where Is it!
Me: *spins it in hands* your not that smart Marik.
Bakura: what was your first clue.
Marik: *growls* How were your treats Kitty-Kura!
Bakura: *growls back* DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Me: *pushes them apart* You two! Stop fighting like and old married couple and answer the last reviewers questions before I beat you both with my metal bat!
Marik/Bakura: *grumble 'fine's and 'kill joy's*
Evilgrrlz: Arya: Hi! This question is for Bakura. What shampoo and conditioner do you use?
Akiko: Hello. This question is for Marik! How come you are so idiotic yet so
hot?
Elva: 'Ello. I have a question for both Bakura and Marik. How do you get rid
of your hikari? Or in my case both of them... (points at Arya who is looking
up tendershipping and Akiko who is looking up bronzeshipping) I'll go before
those two idiots hurt themselves...
Bakura: I don't see how that's any business of yours.
Me: just answer the damn question.
Bakura: fine. You sure are mean today.
Me: *grumbles*
Bakura: I use axe. (A/N: Im not 100% sure if axe has a shampoo part, I believe so if Im wrong please tell me. Im a girl, and I haven't ever lived with a guy so I don't really pay attention to male products. Sorry)
Marik: that sounds manly… I would have guessed dove.
Me: *sighs* not again… marik answer your question.
Marik: fine, bossy… How am I idiotic yet so hot? Oh its simple- wait HEY! I am not idiotic.
Bakura: I beg to differ.
Me: agree with Bakura.
Marik: but Im not an idiot! Im smart, and evil!
Me: hey, 1 out of two aint bad. So just answer the question.
Marik: FINE! Im not idiotic, but I guess its because I was born with my looks, and raised in a tomb that had not one but my small family and a few others, no one my age. So I have no social skills.
Me: that explains a lot.
Bakura: *nods in agreement*
Me: ok, last question!
Bakura: how to get rid of our Hikari's? Well, you could always lock them in a closet.
Marik: I am the Hikari. We don't call me Malik and him Marik, hes either Melvin or Yami Marik. Im Marik. No yami.
Bakura: and Im not Ryou. Making that clear aswell.
Marik: but, I a way to gget rid of marik is dropping him off with someone else, and making sure that person is capable of keeping him in line, and is not going to be seeing Bakura, because those to fight ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME!
Bakura: *smirks smugly* yup. Your Yami is a worthy opponent.
Me: *facepalms* yes, we all know. Well, please review, Bakuras not going to be changing his shirt, and if I get at least 4 reviews Ill make him wear leather pants~
Bakura: WHAT! Cant I have a say in this?
Me/Marik: no.
Bakura: *sighs, pinches bridge of nose* fine, whatever.
Me: *smirks* SO review, and thank you those that have already reviewed! Bye! Hugs to all of you!