Disclaimer – I don't own Total Drama or Alice in Wonderland in any way. If I did, then that would be AWESOME but I don't so nyah.

Authors Note – *One week ago*

I'll try to update this story every day…

*Present*

Wow, I suck. Sorry 'bout that, I've recently bought Minecraft and have been spending 99.9% of my time on that. Procrastination, eh? What are you gonna do?

Chapter 3 – Billy the Lizard

After watching the animals scurry off, and Cody hop along, Courtney set off once more. I no time, she saw a book lying down on the ground. She opened it out, and it turned into a pop-up book, with a plaque engraved on the front, saying "W. Rabbit. Dodo not allowed."

"How very curious indeed." She said as she opened the door. Inside his house was a bookshelf full of books, a table, and a desk with a small bottle with the words "Drink me!" put on the sides.

She understood she must be very careful with this bottle, so she removed the cork, and drank the whole bottle in almost one go.

Suddenly, she noticed that she was growing very quickly inside the Rabbit's house. Her foot stuck up the chimney, her elbow out the window, and her head stuck against the wall.

Meanwhile, outside, Billy was wearing a cheap, low-budget lizard costume, and was tending to the greenhouse. He accidently pulled out the rice, and nervously stuffed them back in the hole.

He was just in time to see Cody come through the garden to get his gloves and fan himself, when he noticed he couldn't get in. He called to the inside his house to hear a sharp cry as he banged open the door.

The bottle had now had its full effect. Courtney was cramped up inside the house from head to toe. She tried her best to bend her legs as one was up the chimney, and one was against the wall. Her butt tried to deal with the pain of sitting on all the furniture. Her head was against the wall of the house, one side of her face completely immobilized. She tried her best not to squeal again as she tried to move her aching breasts from in front of the door.

How did I end up in this place? She thought as Cody was still trying to open the door. All that stupid rabbit's fault. He's the reason I'm in this mess!

Cody had now given up on opening the front door and went around to the back. Luckily, he didn't realise what Billy had done to his rice, but was more concerned over the giant tan elbow sticking out of the window.

"Good heavens! Bill, what has happened here?"

Billy got down to his knees and cried, "It was me! I put the- wait, is that an elbow?"

He got to his feet in a moment and joined Cody to opening the door. Unfortunately, Courtney's hip was blocking the door as well.

Cody had a sudden breakthrough. "Bill, we might be able to get through the chimney! Quick, now, get up there!"

"Wait a minute, sir." Billy said. "What kind of idiot would- oh, wait…"

And thus, Billy began climbing. Unfortunately, the titles were a bit loose, so Cody had fun dodging havoc from the ground. When he got to the chimney, he slid down, but soon went back up.

"Take THAT!"

Courtney's powerful kick sent Billy back up like a sky-rocket, plummeting down into the section of apple trees.

"Oh dear!" Cody shouted and ran to his friends (well, rather servant's) safety. "Are you alright, Bill?"

"Yesiree, if I had brain damage, I probably wouldn't feel a thing!"

Cody's face darkened. "Let's go teach the blasted monster a lesson or two!"

Suddenly, Courtney was attacked by a barrow full of pebbles. At first, she was struck with pain, but she soon realized that they were all turning into little cakes.

She managed to move her right arm to pick up one of the cakes. She noticed the words "Eat me!" were written on it in currants.

She ate the tiny cake in one bite, and started to shrink drastically. Her feet shrunk first, starting with the end and shortening. Her upper body and head soon shrunk as well, but she kept on shrinking.

"Oh dear. I never was as small as this. Never! Blasted rabbits."

Soon, she was small enough to fit under the door, where she entered grassland that looked like a jungle at her height.

Over in the horizon, she saw a large house that would take a lot of effort to get to. Suddenly, she saw a large mushroom near her.

She ran to the fungi, and, to her surprise, somebody was there to greet her.

"Who are you?"

Sorry again for not updating, procrastination is the devil, plus a really hard word to spell. I'll try to do these more frequently now. Adios!

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