"So, what do you say?" the boy said in a low silky voice, taking a step towards me. I simultaneously took a step back. I couldn't believe it. No way could Sora, my best friend that I've known almost my whole life, be a…a…I couldn't even think it.

I searched in the shadows, trying to determine his expression, but all I could make out was the glint of his blue eyes off the streetlamp behind me and the same seductive grin as before. If he recognized me at all, or had any shortcomings about trying to seduce his best friend, it definitely didn't show on his face.

My throat suddenly felt dry and I swallowed. It didn't help in the slightest. I could feel my heart pounding slightly in my head, reminding me that I had to make a decision.

One: I could leave right now and pretend I knew nothing. Sure, it might be slightly awkward, but after a while I might forget.

Two: Try to convince him to come with me so I could help him. There was no way he would do this without a good reason.

Or, a voice in my head whispered, You could take his offer and have a night of fun with the guy you've always dreamed of. I flushed at the thought. Under no circumstances would that ever be an option. Paying my best friend to have sex with me was just sick and wrong, no matter how much my body craved it.

A thin, pale hand shot out of the darkness and caressed my face. I flinched, but didn't back away.

"Come on, cutie," he said softly. "What have you got to lose, huh? And you have so much to gain." He trailed his hand down the front of my shirt, stopping when it reached the button on my pants. I shuddered. There was no way I could keep my resolve if he kept doing that.

I wet my lips, trying to ignore the rush of blood to certain lower areas. If I was going to do something, now would be the best time. "Sora…" I began.

I didn't get any farther than that, because suddenly the hand retreated and the boy started to laugh. I could feel my cheeks heat up again. "What's so funny?" I said indignantly.

Chuckling still, the boy stepped out of the shadows into the pool of light from the streetlamp. I almost breathed a sigh in relief when I realized this person definitely wasn't Sora. The hair was lighter and, while his eyes were also blue, they were a completely different shade. In the dark, it was an honest mistake.

"No wonder why you looked so freaked-out," the boy said, still grinning widely. "Listen, babe, I'm not this Sora person. The name's Tidus." He stepped closer, wrapping both arms around mine. "So, now that that little matter's settled…" He swept his fingers across the front of my pants, where a tell-tale bulge still resided. I had to bite my lip to keep a whimper from escaping my lips. "Why don't we take care of this?" Tidus whispered in my ear.

Some rational part of my brain must have been working, because something in my mind clicked and I pushed the smaller boy away. Unfortunately, though he was small, he was stronger than he looked and held on still.

"Let go," I growled, simultaneously trying to keep one of his hands from wandering. "I'm not interested."

"No?" Somehow, he managed to grab the front of my pants, forcing out a moan before I could stop it. "This tells a different story."

I shook my head. "I-I'm not gay you jackass." Okay, so it was kind of a lie. But being honest in this situation was obviously not going to help.

"So?" He chuckled in my ear seductively. "You don't need to be gay to enjoy it. Do you know why guys make the best lovers?" I shook my head, despite myself. "It's because they know what they like. With girls it's always a guessing game. But you'd know all about that, wouldn't you?"

I scowled. It was true; at school I was extremely popular with the girls. And more than one had asked me out before. I was no stranger to sex, since most of them had been annoying but extremely easy. So yes, I did know what he was talking about. A more awkward situation cannot be described than a girl giving her first hand job.

But still, this was a completely different situation. Even I had some standards, and anyway, who knew what diseases this guy could have?

As if reading my mind, he said, "Don't worry, I don't have any STD's. I'm always careful."

I couldn't think of any other reasons to refuse him, other than the obvious uncomfortable factor. "I…I don't have any money," I offered lamely. That was definitely a lie. I always carried a secret stash of money with me just in case. But if I said I had none, maybe he wouldn't be interested anymore.

"That's not a problem," he said, "Because of that little…misunderstanding back there, and of course because you're just too cute to pass up, I'll be willing to give ya a freebee."

"But…"

He placed two fingers over my mouth. "If you're uncomfortable about having sex with a guy, there are…alternatives." He smirked and began pulling me into the alleyway he had been standing at. I followed, having given up resisting. It was going to happen whether I liked it or not, might as well get some pleasure out of it.

I found myself up against a brick wall minutes later, with my lips clamped shut in an effort to keep silent. My pants were around my ankles and a dark blonde head was bobbing in-between my legs. I refused to grip that hair that swayed with every dip and instead opted for clenching my hands around a thin ledge lining the wall behind me. My legs felt like they were going to collapse under me and even though I felt like this was probably a bad idea I couldn't help thinking that this was the best blowjob I had ever received.

I left my eyes open simply because I didn't trust this guy not to search through my bag, which I had set right beside me before we'd started. I was going to make sure I left as soon as this thing was over with.

It was funny, though, that I couldn't seem to focus on anything but Tidus' hair. What was even funnier was that it…started changing. Soon, it really did look like Sora instead. I blinked a few times, trying to get the image out of my head. But it wouldn't go away. I found it extremely erotic, however, and didn't have time to warn Tidus as I felt myself cum with what I hoped was a whisper of Sora's name.

The blonde boy swallowed all that I had to offer before pulling back, wiping excesses of it from his lips with the back of his hand. I took a moment to take a few deep breaths, steadying myself with one hand on Tidus' shoulder so I wouldn't fall over. I prayed to whatever Gods existed that he hadn't heard me call out Sora's name.

No such luck, unfortunately. Another cheeky grin formed on his face as he said, "So, who's Sora?"

I cursed the Gods silently, bending down to pull my pants back up. "He's…he's nobody," I muttered.

"Sure sounds like somebody," he said slyly. "He was somebody who you called the name of as you came, I'd say that's a pretty important person." He stood up straight. "Hey, wasn't he the guy you thought I was before? Thought you said you weren't gay?"

I had never been so glad for darkness in my life. It hid what I assumed to be a bright red blush covering my face. "That's…none of your business."

"Mmhmm…" Tidus stepped closer, forcing me back onto the wall. "Is he your lover?"

I pushed him back into the wall opposite in the narrow alleyway. "That is none of your business!" I said, suddenly pissed. I grabbed my bag from the ground and started to storm off.

"Tell him."

I turned around and regarded the boy still slumped on the ground behind me. "What?"

"Tell him how you feel," he said. "If you love him, then he deserves to know and make his own choice, right?"

I scowled. If only it could be that easy.

AN: I'm putting the Author's Note at the bottom today, because I wanted you all to be surprised by the misleading cliffhanger!! -Evil laugh- I actually only added that part about Riku thinking it was Sora as a last-minute thought because I knew it would be hilarious to watch everyone's reactions. -Ducks rotten garbage- Reviewers!

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