Abby: Chapter three!!! Yay! Yosh! There is a surprise in the chapter! I great one! One that will BLOW YOUR MIND. Or not. Who knows.

Chapter 3. Knock, knock! Guess who. Its-!!!!

"So Ariel is absent?" Kisame briefly scanned the class for the dark skinned girl. He knew she was stuck at home due to her untimely transformation but he had to keep up appearances.

"She told me she's sick." Abby said aloud and Kisame nodded.

He cleared his throat and started teaching 9th grade Science. The board was filled with different chemistry drawings and equations.

Abby was never one to pay attention, and add in her loathing for anything Chemistry she couldn't help but be so board that she fell asleep in class. The girl sitting next to her tired to wake her up but Abby waved her off.

"I'm sleeping... leave me alone..."

"Then sleep, you'll have plenty of time to make up classwork in detention. My room, lunch, today."

Abby let out one moan and started to hit her head repeatedly on the desk.

"I really, really hate chemistry."

After 1st period and a promise to come back for lunch she headed straight over to health and took her seat. Tobi was up at the front of the class room putting up pictures of candy on carrots on the wall.

"Okay class!" He cheered, "Hehehe I love saying that. Today we learn about eating healthy!! So listen up and I'll give the lecture!!" The class stared as Tobi pulled candy out of his desk and started to talk and eat at the same time. "Now to be healthy you must eat your fruits and veggies!! Candy is good too but I was told that it rots your teeth and then you have to go to the dentist! I don't like going to the dentist, the dentist is a mean, mean man with sharp tools and pokes inside your mouth with his nasty glove covered fingers!

"So eat bread and cereal and other grainy stuff six times a day! The food pyramid told me so! I think its really mean how Candy is at the top and is soooo small when its the best food of all! It should be on bottom! So bread is really good for you! Especially when its hard and flat like a cookie! Or big and puffy like a cake!

"Green vegetables are icky but they clean your colon! Or at least I was told that. I think that Salad is gross but a candy salad made with gummy croissants and m&m bits with candy canes and sugar poured on top as ranch sauce! Carrots are okkie vegetables but only cuz carrots are orange like Tobi's mask!

"Fruit is sweet like candy and good for you! Fruit is flavored after candy! Thats why it comes in sooo many flavors and sweetness. There's lemon flavored fruit, apple flavored fruit, cherry flavored.... they even name the fruit after the candy flavor and make them look all different from each other so people can tell them apart like they can with candy!!

"Milk makes your bones grow big and strong and your hair long and silky! Tobi was told that too! Tobi was even told that if you take a bath in milk it is the equivalent to taking a bath in vanilla pudding! Cheese and yogurt are made from milk! Oh and milk comes from chocolate cows! Or was that chocolate milk that came from chocolate cows... Oh! Thats right! Milkshakes come from milkshake cows and regular milk comes from dairy cows!

"So in conclusion eat lots of candy! But be sure to brush your teeth like Tobi does so you don't have to visit the mean dentist! Now, are there any questions???" Tobi cocked his head to the side , completely oblivious the stunned and cracking up faces of his class.

'How did Tobi ever become a teacher???' Abby thought mentally. "Um yeah!" She raised her hand. Tobi pointed at her. "Will this be on a test?"

"Yep! Your final exam too!"

The whole class groaned, none of them copied down anything Tobi said. The bell rang and everyone rushed out of class, though not before getting some candy from Tobi first.

In third period business with Kakuzu, Kakuzu droned on and on about the finer points of money and its value in life and philosophy. Abby fell asleep again. She paid for her choice with money from her pocket. She loved that 3.56 dollars, all the money to her name.

Indeed the school day was starting to drag until lunch time that is...

"I'm here for lunch detention!" Abby sighed, walking into Kisame's class.

"Good of you to make it." Kisame greeted from his seat behind his desk. "I'm sure you know what you'll be doing today."

"Grading the papers you're too lazy to grade yourself?"

"Congratulations, you won 124 papers that need to be graded, red ink please."

"I'm on it..." Abby took the huge pile and plopped down in a seat, grading diligently.

"Hey Abby," Kisame looked up from his work. "Can you read Leader-sama's mind?"

"Pein told me that if I read his mind, which he will know if I did or not, that he would ban all food from me...."

"Rough" Kisame chuckled. "Rough luck."

"Yep, its a fish eat fish world."

"You can grade sixth periods papers as well."

Meanwhile, back at the homestead.

Shenori was longeing in the living room, resisting the urge to chase the butterfly that somehow got inside the house. Not only did she look like a cat but acted like one to. She stared balefully at the empty carton of milk in her hand.

Just as Abby said she had grown a pair of ears and a tail over the course of the night. It was kinda cool in its own way, she could hear things really, really well now and the tail gave her excellent balance. The fur kept her warm but it itched a lot.

She freaked out went he word 'fleas' came to mind and a strangled cry, half human half cat escaped her throat. She needed to find out how to change back before she turns completely into a cat.

Just as the thought of sitting down in a sunny spot and taking a nap entered her mind there was a knock on the door. Shenori quietly stalked across the house to the front door and looked through the peep hole and swore. Very, very loudly.

It was Orochimaru.

English Teacher Itachi ignored his fangirls who drooled and fawned over his every move and wrote "poetry" on the wall.

"For the next few weeks we will be learning about poetry." He grabbed a stack of white paper and passed it around the class, his eyes lingering on Shenori's empty seat. "Please take this paper and for the rest of class write a meaningful poem. Within that poem please utilize everything you know about poetry and writing it."

He sat down and starting reading a book.

Abby glanced at him sideways and smiled to herself. She didn't feel like doing her work, so why not have some fun instead?

She hung her head over her desk and focused on her power. Slowly the thoughts of everyone in the room started to trickle in her mind. She silently made gaging noised when a few girls fantastical thoughts of Itachi violated her mind.

She grinned as she knew her revenge. She focused on those two girls, they sat at the front of the class room and even now they stared devotedly at Itachi, their work completely forgotten.

Abby pushed her way into one girls mind and spoke to her.

'Soooooophie, I am yoooooour coooooonscious!'

The girl physically jumped, looking around the room in confusion. She turned to her friend and asked her is she said anything. The other girl said no and started oggleing Itachi again.

'I just told you I'm your freaking conscious!' Abby mentally yelled at her, making sure she sounded different than she normally did. 'Now listen to me. Itachi is married, with five kids! Yes! Five! He's really 40 years old. He just looks young because he uses so many beauty products, and good genes helps too.'

The girl paled and fainted on the spot, everyone but Itachi noticed. If he did then he did not show it.

Abby snickered to herself and started working on the other girl. This one's punishment, images of a ugly Itachi. An Itachi so ugly she could never look at the young teacher the same way ever again.

Suddenly her mind hazed over as a vision of the future came to her. The image of Itachi forcing her to give an oral report on the history of poetry the next day made her lose all notion of entering any more minds.

Meanwhile at the cliff hanger

"Little girl, little girl, please let me in!" Orochimaru cooed from the other side of the door.

"Never by the hair of my body you pedophile!"

"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll rape your ass off unless you let me in."

"Let me think about that one..."

"I'm going to-"

"No! You'll never get me!"

There was a frightening silence then Orochimaru kicked the door down. Shenori run for the hills, aka up the stairs, and make sure to open the door to Itachi's room. Her theory was that the snake would be distracted by the elder Uchiha's sent and thus be distracted from her. In theory.

She ran up to the third floor and flung herself against Pein's locked bedroom door. She jiggled the handle but it wouldn't budge. Thinking fast she ran into Hidan's room and locked the door behind her. Instantly the smell of old blood filled her noose but she put up with it and dodged under Hidan's bed. Pushing some things around to make room for herself.

There she hid quietly.

The sounds of steps coming up the stairs sent chills down her spine. The door opened slowly and Shenori found herself crawling further under the bed. She could see his feet, walking around the room. He paused before the bed and Shenori knew she was caught when he turned around and left, closing the door behind him.

She left out a sigh of relief and relaxed a bit. She was safe for now. Her eyes wandered around and she found something disturbing.

Abby walked into the art room, hunched over, making herself as small as possible. She sat down on her desk and refused to look at the front of the classroom where Hidan stood. The bell rang and Hidan spoke.

"Grab some paper and draw something around this room to the best of your ability"

The class stared into action, people going to their respective clicks and chatting openly. Only Abby was alone by herself, she didn't mind though. Most of the people in her class were total jerks. Luckily for her though those jerks took up all of Hidan's attention, calling him over to help them with their pictures or just asking him random questions.

Abby stared blandly at her drawing of her pencil, she wasn't really trying but it looked decent enough. Classmates that happened to pass by complimented her on it, saying that it was really good. Abby thanked them for the compliments but they only said that because their best wasn't even half as good as her lazy drawing.

She laid her head down on desk when Hidan walked over.

"Is that your picture?" He gave a mocking chuckle. "It's not very good."

"I doubt you could do better." Abby shot back, defending her art.

Hidan laughed and grabbed a blank piece of paper from his desk. He drew the lines and slowly the image grew into the shape of a pencil. He added shading and highlights and grinning crookedly he held up his picture for her to see.

And it was stunning.

"I've never seen a more beautifully drawn pencil." Abby cried, staring in awe of the masterfully created picture. "I never knew you could draw!"

"Yeah, I used draw the pictures for bounties back when I was still with my village. Deidara and Sasori couldn't sketch a picture to save their lives."

"This doesn't change a thing between us." Abby said blandly. Hidan was about to argue with her when another student called for him, yelling his name repeatedly in her high pitched voice. Hidan grunted something to her and left.

Abby sighed and while the time was right snuck out of the classroom and the bell rang as she cleared the hallway.

Meanwhile at the suspense scene

Under Hidan's bed with a collection of pictures of Abby, all of them hand drawn. To top it all off a small simplified plushie of Abby.

"He's a total creeper!" Shenori screamed, completely forgetting their was a psychotic killer in the house.

"Little girl, little girl, would you please let me in?" Orochimaru chuckled from the behind the door.

Shenori laughed nervously.

"Didn't we already do that?"

"Then how about, I force myself in?"

The door shattered beneath Orochimaru's foot and Shenori cowered from under the bed. Orochimaru walked forward and bend down, his creepy smile greeting her.

"Looks like I found myself a cute little kitten." He chuckled and reached out for her. She hissed and scratched his hand. He scowled and snakes shot out of the wound, wrapping around her. He yanked and fished her out from the bed.

Shenori screeched, sounding like a dieing cat and kicked out with her clawed toes. Orochimaru hit her over the head and she fell unconscious.

The moment Abby got home she ran for the safety of her friend.

"Shenori! Shenori! Hidan's still hitting on me! I need you and your cat mutations to save me!"

Abby ran around the house but never found her friend. She glanced up at the clock and saw that it was only ten minutes until everyone came home. Panicking Abby tapped into her future sight. She couldn't see anything relating to her friend.

Abby ran to the kitchen, taking refuge under the kitchen sink.

Later when everyone came home they saw the note on the door that Abby obviously missed.

Dear Akatsuki,


I have taken Shenori, do not attempt to bring her back.

With lots of love

Orochimaru.

Abby: What?! No! Shenori! Nuuuuu, why did I not see this coming!?!?! Whhhhhhy.

Well review dang you! I wan't to know what happens to Shenori!!! Review!!!