Time to see what March is like for Hidan.

March 1

Today, I fortunately ran into a fucking Konoha shinobi chewing a senbon. He will make a good sacrifice. I need many for the Jashinist festival later this month.

-Hidan

March 2

Stalking Senbon Chewing Shinobi. I will fucking catch him soon.

-Hidan

March 3

Still fucking stalking. I put some freaking senbon on the ground to get his attention so I can catch him.

-Hidan

March 4

Wow, my plan freaking worked. I caught him finally. He doesn't seem to be that fucking bright. I mean, wanting some senbon I put on the ground, really? I have an excess of sacrifices and can't fucking wait return to the base.

-Hidan

March 5

Who knew fifty living people would be so fucking heavy?

-Hidan

March 6

I got back to base today. Each of the people are now in a fucking iron cage until the festival on the 13th. It's a Friday this year so it's extra fucking special. Oh, our supreme overlord dictator raincloud fucking waffle burner Pein just fucking yelled at me for having so many sacrifices. He can go to

I have stopped Hidan from threatening me.

-Pein, who is more important than Jashin and does not burn waffles

But you do fucking burn waffles.

-Hidan

I do not. Konan burns them.

-Pein, the one who does not burn waffles

Pein, you do burn them and you are in trouble.

-Konan

March 13

Friday the Thirteenth, ah, the Jashinist festival of sacrificing living people is finally fucking here. It only happens every five years. I have a record forty fucking sacrifices this year. Last time my record was a shitty thirty. I would have had fifty, but nine were used to feed Zetsu and one we are going to keep as a pet. The Senbon Chewing Shinobi is now our pet and he is named Senbon Chewing Shinobi. Itachi seems to like him. I attempted to sacrifice Tobi but he fucking escaped me. Which is fucking awful as if I had been able to kill Tobi, Pein would have given me a huge pay raise. Not to mention, the rest of this fucking organization would adore me for destroying our worst fucking nightmare.

-Hidan

Thank you for not killing me. I will be a good pet.

-Senbon Chewing Shinobi

March 17

Tommorow is Kisames birthday. I bought him ten rare fish as a gift. Although I stole money from Kakuzus fucking indestructable, impossible to enter safe to buy them. Who pays $5,000 for some fucking inedible fish? Kakuzu should buy a new fucking safe with a better lock as his is so easy to get into the even fucking Tobi took his money a few times.

-Hidan

March 18

Kisame left to spend his birthday with his family. Itachi had to go with him although he fuckingwanted to stay here. Something about almost getting fucking eaten. Oh well.

-Hidan

Thanks for the fish.

-Kissamee

March 21

Today, I was fucking scarred for life by a man and a boy in ridiculous shittygreen warm up suits that fucking attacked me screaming random things about youth and flowers. And my eyes are fucking burning because of this unescapable gay sunset waterfall hugging genjutsu. Itachi says they are from his old village. If that's what most of the shinobi there are like, I never want to go there. It must be full of fucking freaks.

-Hidan

GIVE IN TO THE BLOSSOMING POWERS OF YOUTH!

-Rock Lee

DIE! How are you fucking writing in my diary?

-A very freaked out Hidan

Now that was March. Guess who will soon have a diary, Rock Lee. Please review.