Naruscape
Me: all right everyone get in here!!!!!!!!!
No one comes
Me: FINE YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELVES!!!
Gets out ak-47, 50 cal, recorder, puppet strings, 26 elephant tranquilizers, and puts on a hunter suit with the classic hunting theme some how coming right from the suit.
Me: IT"S HUNTIN' TIME!!!
In the background shots are heard. Along with maniacal yelling
Me: I'm glad I tort- err, I mean "was taught" how to do this by Sasori no baka KUGUTSU NO JUTSU PUPPETRY
Everyone got up stiffly and quietly
Me: to those of you who are worried for the health and other things of the characters, don't worry, all I did was put an elephant tranquillizer in them, and sever clips of bullets into Naruto, Lee, Neji, and Sasgay, even though he went down. Just hate him that much.
Jkip robotically: CHIBI-FOX DOSE NOT OWN NARUTO BEEBOOP STORY START.
Me: that right my puppets, now DANCE!!!
Talking 'thinking'
Author note
Clan chat
Private chat
Spell/jutsu
Kyuubi talk 'thinking'
Emphasis
We last left our heroes the four some had teleported to surge's house, Mager had escaped from oro-teme, and Naruto had a talk to Kyuubi about were he is
Now…
"Uhhhhh…"Jmudkip groaned out "why do I feel like I was nearly crushed by a flying rock of death, yet some how survived with only a nearly crushed skeleton to prove it…" "Well, actually, you did" Alathazdrar told him "if it wasn't for you and your smithing and mining abilities, my master wouldn't be here" "ok, hey, how are the others?" "They are fine, they awoke not to long before you" Aldra (Alathazdrar, it's too long to type in his name every time--) said. "And the kids?" also fine, they aren't in any immanent danger, but they haven't awoke yet" "ok, where are the others?" "They are in the parlor as we speak, resting as you should be" "fine but first, I really want some thing to drink" "fine I'll make you some tea, but for now stay here, you haven't recovered fully so, if you do anything do not and I repeat DO NOT strain yourself." "Fine, (jus to let you no Aldra and Jkip are talking back and forth ok? Good.) I won't…bitch…" "What was that?" "Nothing, nothing" Jkip said "hmmmm… let's see... arms, check; legs, double check movement, triple check; HELL YAH I'm still whole" Jkip said out loud "hey! Aldra I'm going to the parlor to help the guy research the flaming death ball" "fine…you can go" Aldra said hesitantly
Scene change
"Have ether of you found anything about any spell about the meteour?" Surge asked hopefully "no, not yet," the other two said "hey guys I'm up" Jkip said from across the room "well that's good you can help us search for any spells that could cause this damage" Kolan said tiredly "that or are you going to fall on your ass and go to sleep?" DT said teasingly "DT SHUT THE FUCK UP, I can' believe I'm related to you sometimes…" "Tell me about it" Surge said "surge did you just crack a joke!?!?!?!?" Jkip said surprised "ya so Surge said "hello… what this? 'ancient something arts'?" "don't try it it's impossible to read it and guessing from the signs the art is as of now, impossible to use… what a shame" Kolan the resident magic genius "really? I'll take a peek at it any way" Jkip said "huh unreadable, the why does this look like plain old English?; yet still it seems not to be… WEIRD" " wait you can READ it?!?!?!!?!?" Kolan yelled "ya I guess I can, it says and I quote ' this is the ancient art of the ninja we are the last of our kind and hope that as our prophesies foretold that the savior to all ninja will come one will read this book, one will be the greatest magician, one can make life out of nothing, one with the powers of the sea and storm, one with accuracy unmatched and lastly the one with a demon within his soul, yet his soul is as pure as a gods, and ten others who are the best in their field but from our world the names of our saviors are…" "well?" Surge said expectantly "after that all there is this 'the eleven will help train the five, but this book is the key, with all the sixteen heroes will need. Once after the five train the eleven, and the eleven train the five the will have to beat the one who has the image of a snake and eyes of the legendary clan the fans; wait FANS?!?!?!; after I can't read it" "damn it, why did it cut off like that?" Kolan said "I don't know, maybe those kids have something to do with it?" "I don't know how's about we wait for them to wake up?" DT said "sure' lets do that" Surge said "fine" everyone else said
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I'm not that evil
"master!; the children are up!" Aldra yelled "good send them here" "fine master"
scene change
"kids my master wants to meet with you" "huh al right show us the way" Sakura said not fully awake, of course neither are the others. "Fine walk this way when they got there the shinobi saw a magnificent throne room, with five thrones all made with some thing red "all right who are you, where are you from, how did you get here, and why did you come here?" surge yelled out "huh?" the shinobi said "let my try" Jkip said "fine" Surge said "hello, who are you, where are you from, how did you get here and why?" "Oh" the shinobi said, "why didn't you say so?" (You see, Surge talked really fast and they, being half asleep, couldn't understand him, while Jkip talked slower) "Look we won't tell you anything since where we're from it's classified" Sakura told our rune heroes "sorry, but that won't do, now how's about this, you answer our question or... DIE" DT threatened, "how, we've got you outnumbered and out powered you're just four injured guys" Naruto yelled braggingly "you're not any threat to us ninja! so why should we listen to you!!" "NARUTO-BAKA" Sakura yelled out in anger "DON'T YELL THINGS OUT WHEN WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE WE ARE!!!" "Itaii…"Sakura-chaaaaaaaaaaaan" Naruto, I'd hate to say it but I agree with you," Kiba said "mokudensi… look, Kiba, Naruto, shut up, just shut the hell up" the usually calm and collected Shikamaru told Naruto and Kiba "all right, you guys on the throne we can only answer two of the four questions" "fine" Jkip said "good, I'm Nara Shikamaru, that's Uzumaki Naruto, Inuzuka Kiba, Haruno Sakura, Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Choji, Aburame Shino, Hyuuga Hinata and Neji, Rock Lee, and Tenten Tamura (her jap voice actor); we come from konohagaru no sato (tell me if I spell anything wrong) or Konoha for short; as for the other questions well, I don't know how we got here which defeats the purpose of asking why… mokudensi" look up for a name "and your names are…?" "Well I'm Surge6299, surge for short, that's Jmudkip, Jkip for short, there is Jkip's brother Dtmight, DT for short" "don't forget that me and DT are brothers and you're our cousin" Jkip interrupted "ya, and that's Kolian5, or Kolan" 'ok, well do any of you guys know how to get us back home?" Shikamaru asked "well you see we don't know why or how, all we know is that you came on a giant death ball of fire and rock" "hey guys, I remember something from the hokage's office" Naruto said " I remember orochi-teme's voice and something about a trap" "ok so we can assume that Orochimaru and Sasuke are here right?" Shika asked "h-hai and if they are here then they will try to take over this place" Hinata said (put stutters in there if you want, it's to troublesome to type "THAT IS MY LINE" the Shika-puppet talked? Do puppets talk or clatter? meh) "ok so if what your saying is true, then we should inform king Jagex, that and try to defeat this orochcaru thing" Surge said "you can't!!" Sakura yelled out "why?" Jkip asked "because, only a trained ninja can defeat him and Sasuke-kun" Ino said "well then I say that we should travel together so we may train you in the ways of the rune, and so you may train use in the ways of the ninja" Kolan said "that seems acceptable" Shino said "ok its final, tomorrow we set out on the land of runescape…"
scene change
"uhhhhh…" Mager groaned out "where am I?" when he looked around he saw that he was in a hospital of some sort with a brunette and a blonde by the door (Shizune and Tsunade) " good you're awake," the brunette said "where am I?" your in the city of Konohagaru no sato" the blonde said "WHAT!?!?!?!
End
Me: all right, everyone other than Neji, lee, Naruto, and Sasuke are awake
Sakura: DEMON CHIBIFOX!!!!! YOU KILLED SASUKE-KUN!!!!!!
Me: shit, shit, shit, shit!!!! Run away!!!!!
Sakura: YOU KILLED HIM WITH YOUR GUN NOW DIE!!!!
Me: wait I'm the author –uses the force to stop bullets- no own SW
-force choke's Sakura in to unconscious and stuffed in a box with a chibi-Sasuke replacement-
Me: yes I'm using a doll so what, I found it in Ino's room by a sign saying 'no touchy' near a huge Sasuke shine
Jkip: please help us, and review, and most of all don't goooooooooooooooo……………… -fades to black-