Me: Well, I called a doctor for Kura-Kun… and they told me he'd have to go to a mental hospital for a while.

Kaiba: Great job authoress, we just lost one of our main cast characters!

Me: HEY! He'll be back in time for the dragon arc alright! Anyways, Yuna, be a dear and announce the disclaimer.

Yuna: *Sigh* Yugioh doesn't belong to Neko; neither does Scooby-Doo, Michael Jackson, Pinky and the Brain, OR Sherlock Holmes.

Me: ON WITH THE SHOW!

Note: Everything won't be exactly perfect; I'll add lines and words as well as taking them out (since people don't like the dubbed version as much)

"talking"

'thinking'

-Akane's POV-

'Man, my head hurts'

I thought as I opened my eyes. I was blinded by light at first, but then my eye's adjusted and realized the light was coming from the sun.

'…Wait, Sun?'

I look around and noticed that I was in the middle of an oasis, desert surrounded, I stand up and looked around, trying to figure out where the heck I am.

"HELLO?" Nothing answered.

"Great, now how the hell did I end up here?"

'Let's see… everyone went to bed, I woke up two hours later to get a drink and when I walked into the kitchen…' I paused.

"…I was attacked by giant robots."

I thought back to that moment, apparently robots somehow or another broke into our penthouse, (firing the guard when I get back) and when everyone else woke up they released some kind of toxic sleep gas.

"Great, just what the media needs, I can see the headlines now, Popular Japanese Band gets Kidnapped by Giant Robots, I mean seriously! What's next?"

Scooby-Doo get's abducted by Aliens?

Michael Jackson rises from the grave?

Pinky and the Brain FINALLY find a way to take over the world?!

I mean you mind as well say that Sherlock Holmes actually found out who stole the cookies from the damn cookie jar.

Suddenly, I hear two different screams from my right, one I didn't recognize, and the second sounded somehow familiar, in an annoying way.

"HANA!"

-Isabo's POV-

"C'mon Yugi! Wipe out that corporate suit!"

It's been about twenty minuets since I woke up in the middle of a forest next to THE king of Games, we were explaining to each other how got there until the old Geezer Gangsly decided to crash the party, saying that if Yugi lost the duel he gains his body out of here, which sounded WRONG on many levels I will not explain. Kuriboh just multiplied itself, saving Yugi's lifepoints, and now Yugi just finished explaining to the suit how you shouldn't underestimate the small.

"Activate face-down card. Behold the magic card, Rainbow Blessing!" Yugi shouts as the card on the field activates.

"When this card is combined with Kuriboh a great power is released!"

"WHAT? You expect to win with Rainbows and Fuzzballs?" Gangsly bellowed, (I think he's pissed because he doesn't think we take him seriously) "What kind of stunt is this!?"

"HEY! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH RAINBOWS, AND THAT FUZZBALL HAS A NAME YOU KNOW!?" I screamed at the man.

Yugi then shouted, "All right Kuriboh, form the rainbow arc!" as the cute ball of fuzz flew into the air creating a path from Yugi's side to the enemy.

"Now I shall summon, Swift Gaia the Fierce Knight, in Attack Mode!"

The monster appeared on the field, and I swear I can see Gangsly beginning to panic a little as Gaia began to run across the arc.

"Unfortunately for you, your cards are not my targets! I'm aiming directly for your lifepoints!"

"But how!? I analyzed every outcome of this duel!"

I smirked and replied, "Looks like you missed one!"

Yugi nodded than told his knight to attack the suit directly, causing Gangsly to disappear in a bright flash of light, while cursing at us.

"You little brats! I was so close to winning your bodies and leaving this virtual nightmare behind for good!"

Umm…TMI anyone?

As soon as he disappeared, Yugi staggered as I ran forward and grabbed his arm.

"You gonna be okay?" I asked.

I gave me a thankful smile and replied, "Yes, I'm just glad it's over with, at least for now."

"I second that. Thanks again Kuriboh!" I waved to the small monster as it disappeared.

Yugi turned back toward the lake as a door appeared and looked to me. "Let's go, we better find our friends before anymore of Noah's men do."

"Kay!" I skipped after him, letting the doorway close behind us.

Me: Well, there you have it!

Kaiba: I wasn't in this one.

Me: don't worry you'll get your screen time back…eventually. Anyways, Mokie dear, please announce our next story.

Mokuba: Next time on Yugioh! Akane and Hana reunite and now they have to survive with Tea Gardner and a Penguin, eventually they realize this bird isn't as cute and cuddly as it seems. Meanwhile Isabo and Yugi are trying to find a way through the maze, and Yuna is stuck with an annoying blonde with a Brooklyn accent! Be back soon!