Meanwhile, literary in Hell.

Satan: Okay, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?

Freddy Krueger: Do instruments of torture count?

Satan: No Freddy.

Adolf Hitlar: Is mayonase an instrument?

Satan: No Adolf, mayonase is not an instrument.

Hitler: ... *raises hand*

Satan: Horseradish is not an instrument either.

Hitlar lowers his hand.

Satan: That's fine. No one has any experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.

[Satan laughs. Everyone stays silent.]

Micah Bell: When do we get the free food?

Ganger (A stalker of Liz who's backstory to her, I'll probably explain thoughout the story): And when do I get to bang Liz?

Satan: Can we just pratice? I want to show that goodtooshoes, Jesud, that I am finally good at something.. Okay, try to repeat after me. [plays six notes] Brass section, go. [brass section repeats, badly, but good for first timers] Good. Now the wind. [wind section repeats, same] And the drums! [drummers misunderstand what Satan means, so they blow on their sticks which blow out and stick Satan to the wall] Too bad that didn't kill me.


Satan: Let's just try stepping in the rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.

Deadpool (in Hell for some reason, he's not even dead): Is this the part where we start kicking?!

Satan: No, Wade, that's a chorus line.

Hitlar: Kicking?! I wanna do some kicking! [kicks Mich in the leg]

Micah: Ow! Why, you... [jumps on Hitlar, and a fight cloud appears and roll outside and the doors slam shut]

Hitlar: [Makes a very long painful scream.]

[Everyone pauses and stare at the door, then Hitlar sticks his head back in]

Hitlar: Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. [walks in and it is revealed that Micah Bell has stuck his body in a trombone. Trombone notes are heard as he walks towards his seat. As he sits down, he makes a sound on his trombone. Makes a loud trombone noise as he opens his mouth.]


LATER:

The band walking down a street playing Semper Fidelis.

Satan: Perfect! Just like that! Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers, let's move! C'MON MOVE!

(The flag twirlers spin so hard that they take off into the sky and crash into a blimp, which causes an explosion.)

Micah: (plays "Taps" on trumpet)

Satan: (sighs in annoyance).


Yes the villans have a subplot based on Spongebob.. This story dosen't always take itself too seriously when it doesn't need to..

And yes that is the same Micah from the Red Dead story.. I enjoyed using him so much, he comes back as a cameo villain, wanting revenge. And helping Ganger. Who knows how to speak to Micah's pride..

Freddy also helps them, "cause he has nothing better to do"

In this universe, Krueger has an ability to take the form of anyone or anything, how? Never really explained.