Well, it took me a while, because I had another fanfic to update, I have friends, I'm always stressed out by my lack of sleep, so I tend to forget about things like this, and school is almost starting, so I had to get all my info and supplies. My school is so ridiculous. They put all the nerds on Team Rocket… You find something funny about that?

Another reason it took me a while is because I had to think of torturing Shigure or Ayame next. But if you read the silly disclaimer, you'll find out who's next! I'm sorry for all of you who wanted me to torture someone else next, especially you Rosie Hearts, but I just couldn't think of anything, and if it wasn't for Mariner, I wouldn't have any ideas at all!

Disclaimer: Being bitten by a snake is not always fatal. But it will leave marks. I can't where shorts without pointing at my knee shouting, "What are those things on your knee!?"

This story is dedicated to anyone that as ever been bit by a snake. And that's including me, too.

Another Disclaimer: I was at Anime Iowa! . I was sharing an apartment with 6 other people… And so one of the people was watching Ben Ten, since I was bored I was watching it too… I got Rocket man stuck in my head. Then I got this idea: Ben Ten is a Rocket Man (too much William Shatner for you, Val!) If you want to use it, you can, but you have to pay your respects to whomever you got it from, and if it was from me, YOU BETTER SAY SO!

We all know our favorite Fruits Basket characters' curse. 14 people have the curse on them, 12 are Zodiac animals, one is the cat, and one has the core of the curse, and the select 13 with animals have every quality of the animal they are.

And now, here, Val will present to you some funny events that she thought of, and in the process burst out laughing evilly. Fourth off the bat will be Ayame!

Now… on with the story…

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It was a very sunny morning one day, and although it didn't look like it, it was FREEZING. Because of that, Ayame foolishly walked outside without a jacket on. As soon as he walked out, there was a poof of smoke, and that Poke' ball noise we all love was heard, and a familiar grey snake was on the ground.

"Oh, I didn't know it was so cold out! And I can't get back into my house as a snake! Whatever shall I do!?" Ayame thought. Suddenly, he heard two Poke' ball noises and a certain rice ball screaming out apologies, a fiery voice screaming with a soft voice making a witty remark in return.

Ayame slithered over to see Tohru. When he got over there, though, his snake instincts got to him. When everything was done, Feral Ayame snuck up behind Yuki, and ate him!

When he did, he slithered away, no one noticing Yuki was missing. When he was slithering about, he found Ren transformed, and for energy, the Feral Ayame ate him, too.

A few minutes later, he ran into Tohru and Kyo, who were looking for Yuki. Still not satisfied, he ate Kyo, who was still a cat.

What a mistake that was. As soon as Kyo was swallowed, his temper flew over his world record of angry. Way over that. So angry that a dimensional rift was formed, which Yuki and Ren escaped from, and Kyo's cat from exploded, thus causing Ayame's Feral Snake form to explode, and that caused them to separate.

All the sudden, Kagura burst from no where, and hugged Kyo with all of her affection. (A/N: Looks like I'm torturing Kyo again! xD) Tohru, embarrassed from all the naked (and hot O.O) guys standing around frantically looked for a reason to run away. She decided to run away and get all the peoples clothes.

Tohru was successful in her deed, but not before a wandering news reporter got a nice picture of a girl running away from three naked (hot --) guys. (A/N: Typing that last sentence was so fun!! Hahahahahahaha!! Writing comedy fics is fun!)

After that, there was a lawsuit put against Ayame. Ayame was sued!

Haha! Perfect ending for a sucky day!

Horrible ending for a fanfic, though…

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That was fun. I'm getting better at writing longer chapters! I always write such short chapters.