Chapter 3: 2nd game
Jedi thought and decided not to expel Anakin from the Order, partly because Padme decided to outlaw Jedi if they did expel him. Many Jedi were invited to Senate Chancellor Room and the group decided to play some more Truth or Dare.
Padme decided to annoy Obi Wan for being such a jerk.
-Truth or Dare Obi Wan?
-Dare
-Kiss Siri passionately in front of Mace Windu!
-You sick …
-Hey, I am new Chancellor and if I want you will go to jail. Now let's continue the game.
Obi Wan came closer to Siri.
-That's Ok-she said-don't worry.
Obi Wan hugged her and they two started kissing. Mace Windu was very angry and everybody in the room could see that. For Anakin it was surprise but he saw that his former master was rather enjoying his current situation.
-Enough-said Mace Windu
-Ah, mister Stricty is angry- said Ahsoka
Obi Wan finished kissing.
-That was rather nice-said Siri- we should do this more often. You were very good.
Obi Wan now was in a good mood and decided to annoy Mace Windu once and for all.
-Hey Mace, Truth or Dare?
-Dare.
-Run around female wing of the temple in your underwear and shout: "Hey look at me!"
-You!!!
Now everybody in the room was laughing. Mace got really embarrassed. He went and dissapered for an hour or two.
-How long does it take for him to run there?-asked Ahsoka
Then Anakin saw that Mace was running away from a rather large group of Jedi padawans and Knights. He literally flew in the room and shouted:
-close the door.
Anakin and Obi Wan closed the door. Mace was exhausted and fell on the floor. When he finally stood up he asked Skywalker:
-Truth or Dare
-Truth
-Have you ever loved anyone besides Padme?
-Well, my mom, Obi Wan and Ahsoka
The Jedi got suspicious about the last two, especially the last one.
-Hey, Obi Wan was my master and Ahsoka is my Padawan. What is the problem? Now, Yoda, Truth or Dare?
-Truth
-How many offspring do you have?
-None
-You are lying
-Ok, ok, there is a planet where my species live and I fathered a hundred little Yodas.
Ahsoka almost died from laughter.
Yoda picked his friend Plo Koon.
-Truth or Dare?
-Dare
-Fight with Mace Windu
Plo Koon went and fought with one of the best fighters of the Order. Soon Plo Koon was tired and asked Kit Fisto
-Truth or Dare
-Truth
-How many times you visited Aayla Secura in an inappropriate way?
-Actually about twenty over last month. Totally I don't know.
-Aayla, truth or dare?
-Dare
-Perform a dance while thinking you are in Jabba's palace.
-You sick!
Aayla Secura danced and then asked her friend Bariss Offee
-Truth or Dare?
-Dare
-Go and kiss Anakin, to make Padme jealous.
-Oh, no!
Anakin did not like what was coming. Bariss hugged and kissed him but was instantly pushed away by Padme.
-Ok, Ahsoka, Truth or Dare?
-Dare
-Show a look to Anakin of a little child wanting attention.
Ahsoka got really embarrassed. She was not a child anymore and yet Bariss was annoying. She did what she was asked to do and then jumped and opened the door. Many Jedi women run in the room and jumped on Mace Windu. He freed himself, jumped out of the window onto the nearest flying car and flew away.
-Time for dinner-Padme told the company
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