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Hermione's Evil Revenge
Chapter 3- Ron Strikes Back
"I am so mad! I have to get her back!" Ron said aloud.
I could put barf in her text book ,I could rip up her homework,I could put spicy powder in her tooth paste or… I have a idea I could put jell-o in her bed!
Ron went to his closet and pulled out his 'I am going to get revenge on hermione' clothes, which consisted of black nylon tights, a tight black t-shirt, black ballet shoes, a black swim cap, and, of course black socks. Next up was his make-up. Black lip stick, black eyeliner, and black eyeshadow.
"Now for the getting revenge part!" Ron squeaked then did 3 ballet twirls down the stairs and hopped over to Hermione room.
He peered in the room then screamed, "TA-DA, RONNYKINS IS GETTING REVENGE ON HERMIONE! HAHA!"
Doing a fancy ballet twirl into the room, he started crying on account that Hermione wasn't there to watch his daring ballet performance.
Wiping tears out of his eyes, he grabbed his big Santa Claus bag full of jello-o and started singing Vanessa Carltons 'White Houses' while pouring jell-o into Hermione bed.
"White Houses"
Crashed on the floor when I moved in
This little bungalow with some strange new friends
Stay up too late, and I'm too thin
We promise each other it's till the end
Now we're spinning empty bottles
It's the five of us
With pretty eyed boys girls die to trust
I can't resist the day
No, I can't resist the day
Jenny screams out and it's no pose
'Cause when she dances she goes and goes
Beer through the nose on an inside joke
I'm so excited, I haven't spoken
And she's so pretty, and she's so sure
Maybe I'm more clever than a girl like her
The summer's all in bloom
The summer is ending soon
It's alright and it's nice not to be so alone
But I hold on to your secrets in white houses
Maybe I'm a little bit over my head
I come undone at the things he said
And he's so funny in his bright red shirt
We were all in love and we all got hurt
I sneak into his car's cracked leather seat
The smell of gasoline in the summer heat
Boy, we're going way too fast
It's all too sweet to last
It's alright
And I put myself in his hands
But I hold on to your secrets in white houses
Love, or something ignites in my veins
And I pray it never fades in white houses
My first time, hard to explain
Rush of blood, oh, and a little bit of pain
On a cloudy day, it's more common than you think
He's my first mistake
Maybe you were all faster than me
We gave each other up so easily
These silly little wounds will never mend
I feel so far from where I've been
So I go, and I will not be back here again
I'm gone as the day is fading on white houses
I lie, put my injuries all in the dust
In my heart is the five of us
In white houses
And you, maybe you'll remember me
What I gave is yours to keep
In white houses
In white houses
In white houses
When he was done singing the song the army of moles underground all cheered and clapped for him.
Doing ballet jumps down the stairs he started singing Christina Aguilara's "Beautiful".
"Beautiful"
Don't look at me every day is so wonderful
And suddenly, it's hard to breathe
Now and then, I get insecure
From all the fame, I'm so ashamed
I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down
So don't you bring me down today
To all your friends, you're delirious
So consumed in all your doom
Trying hard to fill the emptiness
The piece is gone and the puzzle undone
That's the way it is
You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words won't bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words won't bring you down
Don't you bring me down today...
No matter what we do
(no matter what we do)
No matter what they say
(no matter what they say)
When the sun is shining through
Then the clouds won't stay
And everywhere we go
(everywhere we go)
The sun won't always shine
(sun won't always shine)
But tomorrow will find a way
All the other times
We are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words won't bring us down
We are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words can't bring us down
Don't you bring me down today
Don't you bring me down today
Don't you bring me down today
When he got to his room he sat in the corner crying and waiting to hear Hermione scream.
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"RON!" Hermione screamed.
''What Hermione!" yelled Ron.
"Did you put Jell-o in my bed?" Hermione asked.
"He he he!"
"I'm gona kill you Ron!" Hermione shreiked.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Hermione screamed as she ran down the stairs with her wand in her hand.
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This is the 3rd chapter.