Disclaimer: . wish I did but I don't.
^^. : where's my donuts?
-_\\ : more importantly where are my hotdogs?
LEGATO'S TALES FROM THE GIRLS BATHROOM By Lww
REM: On the last chaotic episode we left our fiends with choosing and picking jobs for everyone. Well they finally finished. And are now ready to start filming and stuff and remember your ticket to the future is always blank.
LEGATO IS SITTING ON A SOFA THAT IS BLUE TO MATCH HIS HAIR WOLFWOOD IS STANDING BEHIND THE CAMERA WAITING TO FILM MERYL IS BACKSTAGE DOING THE BORING THINGS. KNIVES IS STANDING BESIDE THE DOOR VASH IS SITTING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SOFA MIDVALLEY IS BEHIND THE SOFA WITH A BAND PLAYING A LOVELY YET EERIE TUNE AND K-SAMA WAS HOLDING THE CUE CARDS.
LEGATO: Hello there today is the day your miserable lives shall end.
VASH: He's only kidding. Our guest today shall be my very own and personal friend the donut faerie.
LEGATO: I was not kidding. And my co-host is kidding because there is no such thing as a donut faerie. No today's topic shall be what does our cast and crew think of life in a whole.
MILLY WALKS ONTO THE PLATFORM CARRYING A TRAY THAT HELD COFFEE AND CAKES.
MILLY: Here you go.
VASH: Hey! -A LIGHT BULB APPEARS ABOVE HIS HEAD- Milly what is your thoughts on life?
LEGATO: And death -HE PICKS UP HIS CUP OF COFFEE AND SOME CAKE- MILLY: Well life is great you can uh.
LEGATO: -DRINKS SOME COFFEE- Now what about death?
MILLY: Death.well uh.
MERYL: -FROM BACKSTAGE- Milly the donuts are done!
MILLY: Sorry the food is done!!
LEGATO TAKES A BITE OF HIS CAKE IT DISINIGRATES INTO DUST.
VASH: Uh was that supposed to happen?
LEGATO: What the?
WW: You let Milly cook that's what happened.
LEGATO: Curse me.
KNIVES: So when do I execute?
VASH: Never!
KNIVES: Darn you Vash! Darn you to heck!
VASH AND LEGATO STARE AT EACH OTHER BOTH IN AWE FROM KNIVES' WORDS AND STUFF.
VASH: uh Knives what happened to you?
KNIVES: What do you mean my dear little brother?
VASH: .
KNIVES: This is what I would have been like if I took everything that idiotic spider trash human Rem babbled about. Could you stand me around if that had happened?
LEGATO: Mastah please never do that again or I shall be forced to fire you or something worse.
KNIVES GOES BACK TO HIS EXECUTIONER POSE MIDVALLEY PLAYS A NIFTY SOUNDING TUNE AS MERYL REM WALKS INTO THE ROOM.
VASH: Rem!
LEGATO: Ah-ha! We shall ask evil lady Rem.
REM: Excuse me?
VASH: Rem! What are your views or opinion of life?
LEGATO: And death?
REM: -SMILES ALL CHEERY-LIKE- Well let's see. -SHE PLACES HER THUMB TO HER LIPS- The choices we make in life have unlimited possibilities. All I can do is think about them. You should too. And if you keep your vision clear, you will see the future.
LEGATO: Now what about death?
REM: What happens in our future is our own responsibility, because no one has the right to take the life of another.
LEGATO: -LOOKING PEEVED- That was it? I've had pig-dogs tell me better answers than that. Hell Vash has told me better answers than that!
REM: -LOOKING CONFUSED- Well what did Vash say? You never aired his answer.
LEGATO: -LOOKS TO VASH- Vash please enlighten this imprudent woman what was said.
VASH: Uh.ok. Well I said, uh which one life or death?
LEGATO: -SMACK FOREHEAD- Death you senseless buffoon.
REM: Now it isn't nice to call people names.
LEGATO: This is my show I can what the hell I please.
REM: You don't have to be so rude about it.
LEGATO: Vash tell this damn human what you said before I make her pull her insides out from her nose!
VASH: -LOOKING PALE- Ok. I said death is a natural thing. No one has the right to control death.
KNIVES: Unless I Knives is behind it!
REM: Knives I thought I taught you different.
KNIVES: Disappear you rambling egotistical woman spider!
KNIVES SNAPS HIS FINGERS AND REM EXPLODES INTO MILLIONS OF BURNING PIECES OF DEBRIS.
VASH: Knives! What have you done to Rem?
KNIVES: I killed her off for good this time!
VASH: But Knives! Rem was my emotional support! Why'd ya' have to go and blow her to smithereens?
LEGATO: Very well done Mastah. I've never seen anyone explode as lovely as that inscesive woman.
VASH: Not again!
KNIVES: You got over it last time brother, you can get over her again.
MERYL IS SITTING IN THE OFFICE (A STALL) AND LAUGHS AS SHE WATCHES REM'S BODY BURST INTO BILLIONS OF TINY FLAMING BITS.
MERYL: HAHAHAH Now I might actually have a chance with Vash! This is turning out to be my lucky day!
BACK ON THE SET RAI DAI IS SWEEPING UP REM CHUNKIES. WW IS WIPING REM CRUMBS OFF THE CAMERA LENS.
WW: Ok we can film again!
DOMINIQUE SNAPS THE LITTLE BLACK SNAPPY THINGY.
WW: And action!
LEGATO: Well that is all the time we have today, I suppose your lives were spared for now.
VASH: Remember LOVE AND PEACE
KNIVES: SHOVE IN GREASE! -HE PROCCEEDS TO SHOVE VASH IN A BOILING POT OF GREASE BUT VASH DODGES AND KNIVES FALLS IN.
KNIVES: You know this is actually kind of soothing.
Lww: join us next week bat fans same bat time same bat ^^. : wait! You can't use the bat man thingy because this is Trigun .^^ : how about same fat time same fat channel : no that'll anger the fans! ^^ : how about same pudding time same pudding channel -_- : sorry my honey but not everyone likes pudding -_\\ : Join us next time fan girls same legato time same ^^. : Vash channel!!
LEGATO'S TALES FROM THE GIRLS BATHROOM By Lww
REM: On the last chaotic episode we left our fiends with choosing and picking jobs for everyone. Well they finally finished. And are now ready to start filming and stuff and remember your ticket to the future is always blank.
LEGATO IS SITTING ON A SOFA THAT IS BLUE TO MATCH HIS HAIR WOLFWOOD IS STANDING BEHIND THE CAMERA WAITING TO FILM MERYL IS BACKSTAGE DOING THE BORING THINGS. KNIVES IS STANDING BESIDE THE DOOR VASH IS SITTING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SOFA MIDVALLEY IS BEHIND THE SOFA WITH A BAND PLAYING A LOVELY YET EERIE TUNE AND K-SAMA WAS HOLDING THE CUE CARDS.
LEGATO: Hello there today is the day your miserable lives shall end.
VASH: He's only kidding. Our guest today shall be my very own and personal friend the donut faerie.
LEGATO: I was not kidding. And my co-host is kidding because there is no such thing as a donut faerie. No today's topic shall be what does our cast and crew think of life in a whole.
MILLY WALKS ONTO THE PLATFORM CARRYING A TRAY THAT HELD COFFEE AND CAKES.
MILLY: Here you go.
VASH: Hey! -A LIGHT BULB APPEARS ABOVE HIS HEAD- Milly what is your thoughts on life?
LEGATO: And death -HE PICKS UP HIS CUP OF COFFEE AND SOME CAKE- MILLY: Well life is great you can uh.
LEGATO: -DRINKS SOME COFFEE- Now what about death?
MILLY: Death.well uh.
MERYL: -FROM BACKSTAGE- Milly the donuts are done!
MILLY: Sorry the food is done!!
LEGATO TAKES A BITE OF HIS CAKE IT DISINIGRATES INTO DUST.
VASH: Uh was that supposed to happen?
LEGATO: What the?
WW: You let Milly cook that's what happened.
LEGATO: Curse me.
KNIVES: So when do I execute?
VASH: Never!
KNIVES: Darn you Vash! Darn you to heck!
VASH AND LEGATO STARE AT EACH OTHER BOTH IN AWE FROM KNIVES' WORDS AND STUFF.
VASH: uh Knives what happened to you?
KNIVES: What do you mean my dear little brother?
VASH: .
KNIVES: This is what I would have been like if I took everything that idiotic spider trash human Rem babbled about. Could you stand me around if that had happened?
LEGATO: Mastah please never do that again or I shall be forced to fire you or something worse.
KNIVES GOES BACK TO HIS EXECUTIONER POSE MIDVALLEY PLAYS A NIFTY SOUNDING TUNE AS MERYL REM WALKS INTO THE ROOM.
VASH: Rem!
LEGATO: Ah-ha! We shall ask evil lady Rem.
REM: Excuse me?
VASH: Rem! What are your views or opinion of life?
LEGATO: And death?
REM: -SMILES ALL CHEERY-LIKE- Well let's see. -SHE PLACES HER THUMB TO HER LIPS- The choices we make in life have unlimited possibilities. All I can do is think about them. You should too. And if you keep your vision clear, you will see the future.
LEGATO: Now what about death?
REM: What happens in our future is our own responsibility, because no one has the right to take the life of another.
LEGATO: -LOOKING PEEVED- That was it? I've had pig-dogs tell me better answers than that. Hell Vash has told me better answers than that!
REM: -LOOKING CONFUSED- Well what did Vash say? You never aired his answer.
LEGATO: -LOOKS TO VASH- Vash please enlighten this imprudent woman what was said.
VASH: Uh.ok. Well I said, uh which one life or death?
LEGATO: -SMACK FOREHEAD- Death you senseless buffoon.
REM: Now it isn't nice to call people names.
LEGATO: This is my show I can what the hell I please.
REM: You don't have to be so rude about it.
LEGATO: Vash tell this damn human what you said before I make her pull her insides out from her nose!
VASH: -LOOKING PALE- Ok. I said death is a natural thing. No one has the right to control death.
KNIVES: Unless I Knives is behind it!
REM: Knives I thought I taught you different.
KNIVES: Disappear you rambling egotistical woman spider!
KNIVES SNAPS HIS FINGERS AND REM EXPLODES INTO MILLIONS OF BURNING PIECES OF DEBRIS.
VASH: Knives! What have you done to Rem?
KNIVES: I killed her off for good this time!
VASH: But Knives! Rem was my emotional support! Why'd ya' have to go and blow her to smithereens?
LEGATO: Very well done Mastah. I've never seen anyone explode as lovely as that inscesive woman.
VASH: Not again!
KNIVES: You got over it last time brother, you can get over her again.
MERYL IS SITTING IN THE OFFICE (A STALL) AND LAUGHS AS SHE WATCHES REM'S BODY BURST INTO BILLIONS OF TINY FLAMING BITS.
MERYL: HAHAHAH Now I might actually have a chance with Vash! This is turning out to be my lucky day!
BACK ON THE SET RAI DAI IS SWEEPING UP REM CHUNKIES. WW IS WIPING REM CRUMBS OFF THE CAMERA LENS.
WW: Ok we can film again!
DOMINIQUE SNAPS THE LITTLE BLACK SNAPPY THINGY.
WW: And action!
LEGATO: Well that is all the time we have today, I suppose your lives were spared for now.
VASH: Remember LOVE AND PEACE
KNIVES: SHOVE IN GREASE! -HE PROCCEEDS TO SHOVE VASH IN A BOILING POT OF GREASE BUT VASH DODGES AND KNIVES FALLS IN.
KNIVES: You know this is actually kind of soothing.
Lww: join us next week bat fans same bat time same bat ^^. : wait! You can't use the bat man thingy because this is Trigun .^^ : how about same fat time same fat channel : no that'll anger the fans! ^^ : how about same pudding time same pudding channel -_- : sorry my honey but not everyone likes pudding -_\\ : Join us next time fan girls same legato time same ^^. : Vash channel!!